1.) U.K. officials see Andy Murray’s crying jag after Wimbeldon loss as Waterloo for Scottish independence – or at least its humbling Divine Brown moment.
2.) How’s your Monday going… on a scale from “great” down to “accidentally bought entire 1st season of Nancy Grace on Blu-ray”?
3.) Even in death, Joe Paterno sure haunts Penn State. What are the odds he faked his own death and exchanged a lifetime of unused Camel Cash for a cloak of invisibility?
4.) Whenever I hear the phrase “Old School,” I picture court-mandated driving courses in Florida.
5.) Sport in greatest need of getting out of current corporate naming-rights contract: Formula One
SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, who is also a non-profit poker player. For more FluffingtonPost humor, visit BurdickComm.com.
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