1.) Discovery of “God particle” at Switzerland’s CERN research center also ends years of speculation about Rölf the Webmaster as source of mysterious odor.
2.) Chicago Tribune headline: “Felon accused of impersonating an alderman's aide.” Key to the impersonation? He was a felon.
3.) If I could be so bold... Three words of fashion advice to plain-clothes Chicago police: Bedazzle that s@!*.
4.) Ever find yourself sitting in the bathroom eating and wonder: “When will this cruel cycle end?”
5.) Weekend fun tip: Check out the comedy Ted. Fun irreverent stuff, but don’t let the title deceive you. It is not a raunchy, foul-mouthed movie about a discount airline. That one is probably a documentary.
SkitSketchJeff is Jeff Burdick, who once took a first date to a new Italian restaurant called “Cousins,” only to later learn the cuisine was Appalachian. For more FluffingtonPost humor, visit BurdickComm.com.