YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! MEN-O-PAUSE HAS COME TO TOWN!

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! MEN-O-PAUSE HAS COME TO TOWN!
Yeah, you better watch out!

We all know Barry Manilow's holiday classic "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." The song encourages all kids to watch out, not pout, or cry. And we love and thank Barry for this timeless treasure. But who these kids really better watch out for, and keep their lips quiet from pouting is the real grinch called Menopause! Because when "HE" shows up (he being MEN-O-PAUSE) and comes to town, you better run for cover. Women experiencing the "joy" of "his" presence this season are on the loose with last minute gifts to get, and too many things on their plate, and we are not to be messed with. Play with your toys children, but don't toy with us!

So here it is. "The Menopause Song"

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Menopause has come to town!

It has its own list.

Puts people on ice.

Can cut you right off 

In the blink of an eye

Menopause has come to town!

It grieves you when you're sleeping.

It keeps you wide awake.

It makes you feel more bad than good.

So watch, for goodness' sake!

O! You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Menopause has come to town!

Those blaring tin horns

And little toy drums

Bang it again

You'll have it no more

Menopause has come to town!

So you better watch out.

You better not cry.

You better not pout.

I'm telling you why.

Menopause has come to town!

It makes you turn the heat off

And turn it on once more

It makes you want to choke your kids

Up in church or in the store.

So you better watch out.

You better not cry.

You better not pout.

I'm telling you why.

Menopause has come to town!

This song was written in love to bring some laughter and joy to you this holiday season. Remember, menopause is the gift no woman wants or asked for this holiday season, so be patient with wives and moms this year. Or else!

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About Me: I'm a wife and mom of six daughters with two teens and twin pre-kindergartners living in the house. I teach fitness classes at the Ray and Joan Kroc Corps Community Center located on the South side of Chicago. Writing and fitness are my passions, and God has blessed me to find a platform to use both these gifts by helping people through the Body by Vi 90-Day Challenge. For more information about The Challenge, you can visit my website or you can go to my personal webpage which describes my Faith-Inspired Training and learn more about my health journey. Remember, you don't have to vow to live "in sickness and in health." Instead, speak life and health and vow to live "In FITNESS and In Health." Your mind and body will thank you! DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE BY EMAIL TO RECEIVE MY LATEST BLOGS. IT'S FREE AND THERE'S NO SPAM. JUST CLICK THE LINK ABOVE.

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