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All This Meat, Gravy and No Potatoes

The World Gravy Wrestling Championships was held in the UK and featured some beefcake men wrestling in a pool of outdated gravy. It got me thinking- what would Chicagoans wrestle in in? A vat of Maxwell Street Polishes? A pool of Old Style beer? A slurry of Oprah’s Açaí Berries? What do you think? What... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
September 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
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Best Scam Ever

Jesus may not have made room in heaven for your dog or cat when the Rapture comes so what’s to become of them during the End Times? Who will care for your beloved pet? Well, now there is a service that will take care of your pets after Armageddon- Eternal Earthbound Pets. The service is... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
September 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm
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On Top of Marilyn

Marilyn Monroe was quoted as saying “Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.” Well what would Hollywood pay to spend eternity on top of Marylin Monroe? About $4.6 million! I feel sorry for the woman who had to move her dead husband’s... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
August 25, 2009 at 12:41 am
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Fun With HIV

Do you have an HIV detector? No, nobody does, apart from medical professionals and even theirs isn’t this cool, so be safe and enjoy your time here on planet Earth... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
August 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm
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Good Help is Hard to Find

My house is such a mess right now that I’ve got do something about it. I’d hire this guy to clean up but I’m not sure I could deal with his fashion sense or his dance moves. What is going on here... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
August 21, 2009 at 2:58 am
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Here's How to Catch

I don’t know what the big deal is with the bleacher beer throw. Why didn’t the player just catch the beer? If the guy in this video can catch a laptop computer with his ass crack in mid-air, you’d think the million dollar baseball player would have a few tricks up his sleeve... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
August 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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Obama's Death Panel

With all this talk about Obama’s “Death Panels” in the Heath Care reform, I’ve been thinking about the scifi movie Logan’s Run based on the book by William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson. In this futurist dystopia, people aren’t allowed to age past thirty years so they are forced to participate in “Carousel” and... Read more »
By MarcFelion,
August 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm
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