Did you just fall off the turnip truck? Here's a quick and dirty list we made to keep yourself in check in case you might be new to Chicago and aren't hip to all the wonderfully quirky and unique things the Windy City has to offer. What are your tips and tricks on making it in Chicago?
- You think the Mayor of Boystown is an elected official.
- You take your car to be repaired at the Machine Shop.
- You think Steamworks is a public utility.
- You think the VIP section for Market Days was a good idea.
- You think that your t-shirt and baseball cap make you look ten years younger and straight.
- You consider Andersonville to be part of Wisconsin.
- You think your special because Miss Foozie calls you "pineapple."
- You tried to bring your Bachelorette Party to Cocktail.
- You think a podcast has something to do with delivering groceries to your house.
- When people talk about Women and Children First, you think of the Titantic.
- You visit the Lucky Horseshoe and wonder where the Black Jack table is.
- You think Jennifer Holliday is when all the banks close.
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You boys are not right! What a hoot! This was a great list and VERY timely with that VIP nonsense. (WTF?) I just missed meeting you two on Saturday as I was with Michael L until I had to head home. Hope to still meet you guys sometime!
I know Steamworks is where I always go to get my pipes fixed!