Last week, I had a debate with a woman on Facebook who was completely certain that she was having a private conversation despite the fact that she was commenting on mutual friend’s status update. Then the woman proceeded to get all “Bad Girls club” on me for getting involved her “business” on a social media website.
Read about it here (if you can stomach the god-awful grammar):
THE NAMES OF THE INNOCENT AND THE STUPID WILL BE WITHHELD
“(Facebook friend’s name )dont do it! hes only fkn with ya cause he lost n he knows hes gonna have to give you his money! ahhh haaa to him n his bitch, let him take her to eat... fk that (facebook friend’s name ) you've come to far to let him draggg you back in... oh god plzzz help you!!!”
“First of all (facebook friend’s name ) post way worse stuff which I'm sure her daughter sees n second of all there is no need for you to be all up in our bizzz... (facebook friend’s name ) is my friend, I was talking to her not you so so stay outta, I will post whatever whenever I plzzz... (--__--)”
IT’S LIKE A BABY WROTE IT…
“And there is no need for you to be in our bizzz... once again mind your own n stay outta my convo with (facebook friend’s name )... I don't give a fk who u r, (facebook friend’s name ) is my friend n that's what matters to me so piss off...”
I EXPLAINED TO THIS WOMAN THIS NOT A PRIVATE CONVERSATION…YOU’RE ON FACEBOOK
“(facebook friend’s name )when I post stuff to you, I would appreciated it if you could tell him to stay out of it... I've been there from almost day one with your first then second child but you shouldn't have to explain our friendship with him, he needs to mind his own...”
AT THIS POINT, I GOT ANNOYED. I TOLD HER THAT HER WRITING WAS DIFFICULT TO READ (YOU CAN SEE WHY).
“If you can't read what I'm sayin then stay the fk outta of it... ONCE AGAIN I'M TALKING TO (facebook friend’s name ) NOT YOU!!! So read that n if u can't understand then I feel sorry for ur ass...”
NEED I SAY MORE
I really didn’t know what to say…I didn’t know that woman from a hole in the wall. She was very adamant about the alleged “private” conversation with our mutual Facebook friend. I guess that she forgot that several other people chimed in as well on the “private” conversation.
It’s like I always used to say “I can’t think for everybody.”