Posts tagged "Spanx"

Squeeze Me Maybe (A Riff on Carly Rae Jepson's "Call Me Maybe")

Went to the store for a while Looking for something with style Hopin’ to suck in the rolls That now are in my way   I’d trade my mush for a wish Spanx or a bra with some squish I was so lookin’ for this To get them out of my way   My shape was holdin’... Read more »

Moms and Spanx: This Means War

Moms and Spanx: This Means War
I got an urgent, almost desperate, call from an old friend yesterday, a mom of a toddler who has read about my ongoing struggles to simultaneously eradicate and make peace with my enemies, more generally known as the muffin tops. The stress in her voice was palpable. “Wendy,” she said, “I need your help. Tell... Read more »