Posts tagged "mothers"

Leann Rimes Has Got Nothing on This Stepmother

Dear StepMonster, Hey Lady, remember me? I’m the gal you treated like the gunk on the bottom of your shoes way back when I was a teenager. How’s it going? I’m absolutely thrilled we’re reconnecting, since there are so many things I’ve wanted to say to you. First, though, let’s take a little walk down... Read more »

How an Ass-Kicking Cold Became My Bette Midler/Beaches Moment

How an Ass-Kicking Cold Became My Bette Midler/Beaches Moment
When you start to see 40 peaking its head out at you from around the corner, you think you’ve seen it all. Sure, there are surprises here and there, but you know yourself and your body pretty well. At least that was my take on things, until I got slammed with one of the nastiest, most phlegm-filled,... Read more »

Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson: When Abuse Hits Home

Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson: When Abuse Hits Home
I’m more than slightly embarrassed to admit I’ve watched the show Basketball Wives here and there while battling boredom on the gym treadmill. That’s where I first saw Evelyn Lozada, a beautiful and hotheaded bombshell from Miami who fell in love with the professional football player, Chad Johnson. I know Chad Johnson from his showboating... Read more »
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