Today I realized I have been doing myself and the citizens of the
Today's topic is Halloween, specifically Halloween costumes. There are many different types of Halloween costumes. However, I'll try to make fun of them by category.
What are you supposed to be?
These are the costumes that aren't self explanatory. You have to engage in conversation with the person in order to figure out what they're supposed to be. You could say, that in a way, these costumes defeat the purpose of a costume because the costume could be seen as normal attire. For example, take a man dressed in dress pants and a tie carrying a suit case. What the hell is this guy supposed to be? Well he could be a lawyer, business man, or just on his way home from work. Then when you finally ask the loser what he is he goes "look at the suit and the red tie..I'm the president of the