Happy Fucking Valentine's Day

This isn’t going to be your typical cynical (and rare) blog from me. Nope, not this time. Instead this blog will be written from the viewpoint of a happy girl in a relationship (obviously not me). It will take some creativity on my part–but in the end I think it will be worth it.  ... Read more »

Wanna go to the movies?

Nothing makes me angrier than people who go to movies for their first date. What exactly does it mean that a guy wants to go to a movie with me? Does that mean he wants to hold my hand? Or does it mean he wants to cut a hole in the bottom of his popcorn... Read more »

The Chronicles of an Intern

  Hello All, Once again I will apologize for not posting often and do absolutely nothing to change my course of action. Like most men, I am stuck in my stubborn ways and “too busy” to pay attention to the things that matter most (my blog). I don’t really have anything too interesting to share... Read more »

Why dating sucks....

Today I have a video for all of you…via Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/Gluckledah#!/video/video.php?v=2119971196000&comments

Annoying People..Could You Be One?

Annoying People..Could You Be One?
Have you ever been around a person and literally wished you could pull your own hair out just to get them to shut up? There are several types of annoying species on this earth and, unfortunately, most of us have had the unpleasant experience of being around one…or five.   Dude, I wanna get so... Read more »

Top 5 Things Guys Will Say to Get you to Do it with Them (and by do it, I mean have sex).

Next time someone gives you a compliment, don’t feel flattered. Within every guy that’s ever given a girl a compliment there is a pool of little white men that are just dying to explore your horizons.   You are the prettiest girl in the entire world. This is false for a plethora of reasons. The... Read more »

All Dolled up--to work out?

Often times I find myself acting and perhaps looking like someone of the opposite sex (that would be male). College has caused me to grow apathetic towards my appearance. Now, don’t get me wrong I’m not troll, but the whole getting dressed up thing is kind of getting old. There are several occasions in which... Read more »

Pessimistic about Optimism

If there is one thing I’ve always despised its optimism. People who think every day is a pouch filled with children’s laughter. Those types of people who try to make even the worst situations seem acceptable and “fine”. Its not that I don’t believe in a random miracle here or there, but some people just... Read more »

Halloween Costumes: the good the bad and the slutty.

Today I realized I have been doing myself and the citizens of the United States a great disservice. I have not been committed to my duties as a blogger. I have not let my perverted and immature thoughts enter the minds of others. I have not allowed my witty comments to resonate with my peers.... Read more »

Weight loss because you're a loser.

  So as I was in a group fitness class the other day and the instructor kept shouting, as if to encourage us to work harder, and she said ” Come on ladies..Finish it off!” Now besides the automatic perverted response I have to this statement..all I could think about was the fact that the... Read more »