Posts in category "Wisconsin"

Paul Ryan to run 90-minute Marathon tonight

Paul Ryan to run 90-minute Marathon tonight
No, this time he won’t be actually running for anything…well other than for VP of the nation. He’ll be on stage dressed in a suit that covers his washboard abs and bulging quadriceps — the same muscular build that allowed him to turn in a “2 hour and 50 minute” marathon time in apparently the... Read more »

Illinois squeaks by Wisconsin

Illinois squeaks by Wisconsin
The Huffington Post reports that Illinois will once again squeak out a victory over Wisconsin. The game? Fat. Thats right, Wisconsin barely tipped the scales over Illinois again, despite a strong play this year to overeat and over drink in the windy city and beyond. Wisconsinites are, on average, .6% fatter (27.7% of Wisconsin residents are... Read more »