Posts in category "Chicago"

Drones over Chicago

Drones over Chicago
One of the fastest growing technologies as well as one of the most growing polarizing issues is over the use of drones, or more appropriately named UAVs (Unmanned aerial vehicles). Used by the military and in recent years by a wide range of businesses employing quadcopters, airplanes, and helicopters, drones have been in the skies... Read more »

Paul Ryan to run 90-minute Marathon tonight

Paul Ryan to run 90-minute Marathon tonight
No, this time he won’t be actually running for anything…well other than for VP of the nation. He’ll be on stage dressed in a suit that covers his washboard abs and bulging quadriceps — the same muscular build that allowed him to turn in a “2 hour and 50 minute” marathon time in apparently the... Read more »

I'm getting pumped for the Chicago Bulls again

I'm getting pumped for the Chicago Bulls again
Remember the offseason? “Sign Mayo….Damnit! Sign Ray Allen….Damnit! Trade up in the Draft…What the hell?!!” The end result? Nate Robinson, Vlad Radmanovic, Marco Bellinelli, Marquis Teague, Kirk Hinrich, Marko Jaric, and (drumroll please) Nazr Mohammed!! Rather than hearing Allen Parson’s Project starting lineup music in the background, this cast conjures up the sound of Sarah... Read more »
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Most Epic Round of Golf Ever Played This Weekend

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Sometimes, history is made in the most unlikely of places. That history was made over the weekend at a local golf course by 3 men, 1 iPhone, Al Pacino, and the greatest round of below-average golf ever played. What many are referring to as the new anthem for the weekend warrior, this golf outing captures... Read more »

Top 5 Chicago Criminals of All-Time

Top 5 Chicago Criminals of All-Time
Chicago, the beloved second city, has been second to perhaps only NYC in high-profile criminals over the years. This list is obviously quite condensed, but these 5 figures span different crimes and times. All house hold names, they’ve either begun, ended, or lived their life of crime in Chicago. 5. Ted Kacyznski Better known as... Read more »

Illinois squeaks by Wisconsin

Illinois squeaks by Wisconsin
The Huffington Post reports that Illinois will once again squeak out a victory over Wisconsin. The game? Fat. Thats right, Wisconsin barely tipped the scales over Illinois again, despite a strong play this year to overeat and over drink in the windy city and beyond. Wisconsinites are, on average, .6% fatter (27.7% of Wisconsin residents are... Read more »
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Top 5 Places to Get an STD in Chicago

Top 5 Places to Get an STD in Chicago
If you went out for a lovely evening in Chicago and came home with an unwanted visitor in your pants, there’s a very high probability you were at one of these 5 places: 5. Murphy’s Bleachers.  If cheap wings and Jaegarbombs sound like a sweet way to watch the Cubs lose with your friends, imagine... Read more »

Chicagoans demand Obama's Illinois ID card

Chicagoans demand Obama's Illinois ID card
Is he a U.S. citizen? Did he really attend Harvard? Is he a Muslim? These are all looming concerns about President Obama that are yet to be answered. And now, Chicagoans are increasingly upset over the fact that they’ve never actually seen President Barack Obama’s Illinois ID card, one that he would have most certainly... Read more »

Flow of Chicago River to reverse again

Flow of Chicago River to reverse again
First, the river was engineered to flow towards the Mississippi Valley, making Chicago an important shipping hub. This also helped flush the lakefront toilet, quite literally, as Lake Michigan used to be the end result of the Windy City’s excrement, causing major health issues among residents. Now, Chicago has found cause to reverse the flow... Read more »
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