25 Telltale Signs You Might Be A Golfaholic

  1. You have your therapy sessions on the golf course.
  2. You wash your clubs more than your car.
  3. You go to your home course and you always get the same gas cart.
  4. You go to the bar after your round and they have a chair with your name on it.
  5. Your staff doesn't even show up for work on Wednesdays anymore.
  6. You bring your dog with you to an open field so he can retrieve the balls you hit.
  7. You get thrown out of the house and tell the ex you only want your golf bag.
  8. 36 holes in one day is the norm rather than the exception.
  9. You keep an extra set of golf clubs in the trunk of your car just in case of emergencies.
  10. Your golf score is more important to you than your credit score.
  11. You'll drive 50 miles to a golf course but you won't go to the corner for a gallon of milk.
  12. When your wife asks you, whats more important to you, me and the kids or golf, and you have to give it some thought.
  13. When your wife stands in front of you in her lingerie and says, do you want to play around, and you say sure, what course do you want to play?
  14. When your lawn at home is just as meticulous as the private club you belong to.
  15. You sneak in 18 holes on the morning of your wedding day.
  16. You go to your favorite golf store and they already have 3 dozen golfballs at the counter waiting for you.
  17. On Sunday your congregation consists of you and 3 others on the first tee.
  18. Someone asks you if you want to go play 9 and you tell them its a tease.
  19. Someone says the word fortunate and you immediately duck on for and don't let them get the rest of the word out.
  20. Your wife says, we need a new range, and you surf the internet for practice facilities to buy.
  21. Junior comes home and says, Mr. Smith let Al get a birdie, and you reply, then you get an eagle.
  22. A four course meal to you means dinner at four different golf courses.
  23. You'd rather play golf in the rain than cut grass on a sunny day.
  24. You scream when you have to pay $4.50 a gallon of gas but greens fee's of $75.00 aren't too bad.
  25. The wife tells you to go get a new package of tees for junior for the upcoming school year and you come home with a package of golf tee's.


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    Very good Tony! Several of these were written about my life!!

  • In reply to Bill Rogers:

    I think most of us can relate to some of those on the list! Thanks for commenting Bill!

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