Archive for August 2017

The White House Seeks Advice, and I Oblige

Dear Dry it in the Water, I’m writing to you because I’m stuck in a situation, and I don’t know how to get out of it. I’m rather well-known, so forgive me if I’m being too vague. But I’m afraid that if I gave you all of the details then I’d suffer intense repercussions. Things... Read more »

We're a Country Without a Leader

Don’t look now, but we’re a country with no leader. There are certain times when the entire country, regardless of political affiliation, turns toward the president for leadership. In times of crisis the office of the presidency has the grandeur and gravity to help provide the stability and confidence to help guide us through chaos.... Read more »

Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump Should Settle This in the Ring

In case you thought that the president might have regretted threatening “fire and fury” upon North Korea, you needn’t worry. The next day Kim Jong Trump told reporters that he thought maybe his words weren’t tough enough. In referring to North Korea, the president said, “They’ve been doing this to our country for a long... Read more »