My friends are nothing if not creative. I mean, I never meant to end up as a unit of measure. But then one of my friends (cough, @msirach) bluntly asked for my height and weight. Fine, 4'11 and 95 pounds. Yes. I'm petite. Then through voodoo math of some sort, he converted me into cubic-feet.
One Ciminillo equals 1.5 cubic-feet of cargo volume.
Not to be outdone, however, another friend (cough, @musicadamt) decided to take it one step further and create a tool by which you can convert yourself into Ciminillos or see how many Ciminillos might fit in a specific volume of space (aka a trunk).
Because I refuse to take myself too seriously, I find this all hilarious.
So, now you too can convert yourself into a Ciminillo. Check it out here.
I would like to point out, though, that whenever you get a 1.25, 5.5 or 9.75 type Ciminillo number, you always round down. There are no half or quarter Ciminillos -- only whole numbers.