You Aren't Presidential Anymore

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A lament to the tune of "You Don't Bring Me Flowers."

You don’t show us tax forms

You won’t reveal your K1’s

You blamed it on the auditing rules

You claimed when you ran you would do it someday.

 

I remember when

You said that you were wealthy

You said that you were manly

 

Now after watching Fox late at night

When they sing your praise

And you're tweeting delight

You misspell most words

There’s no time to rewrite

 

You aren’t Presidential anymore.

 

Congress issued a subpoena

Tried to get the tax docs

But subpoenas just don’t work anymore

They all get ignored

Mnuchin throws them away

 

Putin, does he own you?

Do Saudis control you?

You know how to lie.

And keep supporters appeal.

You know how to cheat

And fake the “Art of a Deal.”

You’d think we’d have learned

That this nightmare was real.

‘Cause you aren’t Presidential anymore.

 

Yes, you’d think we’d have learned

That this nightmare was real.

Cause you don’t show us tax forms

You aren’t very truthful

No you aren’t Presidential

Anymore.

Apologies to:

  • Neil Diamond
  • Barbara Streisand
  • Alan and Marilyn Bergman

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