By now all of Chicago has heard the news. Mitch Trubisky, the first-place Bears' second-year quarterback has an injured shoulder and may not play on Thanksgiving against the Lions in Detroit. The city holds its breath in concern.
At the same time, I have an aching soreness in my right shoulder too. Whose shoulder matters more?
|Profession||QB Bears||Lab Director|
|Age||24||(24 x 3) - 10|
|Frequent Misspelling of Name||Trubinsky||Raft|
|Nickname||At Least He's Not Cutler||Doc|
|Employer||Chicago Bears||Pathology Associates|
|Working Hours||3.5 hours/week (plus film time)||45-50 hours week (plus commute)|
|Claim on Salary||Agent||Wife|
|Means of Communications at Work||Yells to teammates on line of scrimmage||Writes gently persuasive e-mails|
|Injury||Sore Right Shoulder||Sore Right Shoulder|
|Source of Injury||Slammed to ground by 214 Linebacker||Must have slept on it or something|
|Result of Injury||Hard to throw touchdowns||Hard to twiddle knobs on microscope|
|Treatment||Four Star Medical Team||Four Star Hand Therapist and Wife of 40 Years|
|People Who Care||Millions of Bear Fans||Me|
So who do you think is the winner?
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