Pandemic brings astonishing changes to America

This came from a friend; apparently it's circulating on the internet. I don't know if a Rita Silver wrote it, but whoever did deserves credit for lightening our day:
From: RITA SILVER
Date: April 7, 2020
 
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 
CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 
 
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
 
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
 
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
 
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
 
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
 
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
 
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
 
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
 
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
 
And, finally...
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

Filed under: Health, Uncategorized

Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19

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  • Thanks for the laughs.

  • In reply to Aquinas wired:

    Yes, thanks.

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