The hell you say.
Mayor Lori Lightfoot made this proclamation after it was revealed that she had had her hair cut without a mask when beauty salons had been closed because of the coronavirus panic-demic.
She's the mayor and represents the city and she has to look the part, she explained:
I’m in the public every day. And candidly, my hair was not looking the way it did. I thought maybe I’d do it myself, but I knew that would be disaster.
But as she explained in a public service announcement, “Getting your roots done is not essential.”
I beg to differ. Getting your roots done is quite essential. It's fundamental.Foundational. Two-tone went out with the two-tone cars of the 1950s. Two-tone proclaims to the world all kinds of messages, none of which are terrific. Two-tone, especially if let to grow throughout the shutdown for weeks, even months, will look laughable, if not scary.
So, ladies, it is this one man's opinion: Do your roots.