Brett Favre's wife announces she's qualified to start as Green Bay Packers' quarterback

This arrived, like so much other stuff, anonymously in my email in-box, without author attribution.

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers next season.

Deanna Favre

Deanna Favre

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, and man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense.

A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable or familiar to you? Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of Democrats polled agreed.

She has never run a city, county, or state during her "career" of being Bill Clinton's wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, my immediate thought was "So has the pastry chef".

Wait, you say. She has served as a U.S. Senator, which qualifies her as much as Barack Obama, whose only experience was in the U.S. and Illinois (gag) senates.

Need we say more?

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    Who's Greg Favre?

  • In reply to Sven Nelson:

    Must have been one of those glitches that jumped into to screw up the Obamacare website. I've changed the headline to correctly read "Brett" instead of Greg. The glitch regrets the error.

  • Thank you for exposing this fatuous anonymous e-mailer.

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