A look into the mind of Kim Jong Loon

We don't know much about Kim Jong Unatic, not even his birthday, which for some goofy is a state secret. Maybe he was hatched, and they don't anyone to know. The secrecy, of course, deprives astrologers from telling us if his fate is to end up as a grease spot, courtesy of the Navy's new ship-mounted laser deep-fat-fryer weapon.

So, to help us get an understanding of the man, I offer what insight I can from the photos and videos that his propaganda machinery is putting out to persuade us that he's just another 28-year-old (?) guy whose interest are entirely peaceful, except when poked.

Here goes:

Why is this man smiling?

Why is this man smiling?

 

Oh.

Oh.

Loon assembles his senior advisors to plan his preemptive strike on the United States (below).

I bet if you go back far enough, you'll find that the two Kims are related

I bet if you go back far enough, you'll find that the two Kims are related

 

Loon reviews the troops after a night of debauchery.

Loon reviews the troops after a night of debauchery.

Dear Basketball hero and my good friend said I could have everything between Hobart, Indiana and Keokuk, Iowa

Dear Basketball hero and my good friend said I could have everything between Hobart, Indiana and Keokuk, Iowa

 

 

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