Announces the Toilet Paper ("Daily news for the thinking man"):
This week (July 9th-15th) is Nude Recreation Week (NRW), and you all know what that means… say hello to my little friend!
In this posting we learn, for example:
Per the AANR [American Association of Nude Recreation], nude tourism has grown nearly 10% in the last decade. Translation: Our country is getting fatter and less inhibited.
And among the "Birthday Suit Blues" is this, ugh, thought:
Finding a hair in the potato salad.