The Krazy Glued penis

Would that Mrs. Tiger Woods had thought of it sooner.

Here's the story:

CHILTON, Wis. -- Two of the three women
accused of gluing a man's penis to his stomach are due in court this
afternoon.Prosecutors say the women were seeking revenge on a cheating lover when
they lured the 37-year-old man to a motel and tied him to a bed.

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