Here's a top ten reasons bit that Letterman would never use about the president on tonight's show: Ten reasons why Obama has worn out his welcome.
10. He had his scheduler call the National Hockey League to
see if he could throw out the first puck.
on to show up at the opening.
the seventh inning stretch, but even the Cubs wouldn't have him.
Stars."
as a den leader if he promised not to lecture the Webelos about the benefits of
his health care plan.
latest public service announcement explaining the hazards of cigarette smoking.
recently has been courting the QVC shopping channel to pitch over-stocked
Detroit Lions jackets.
Whiteside in the classic play "The Man who came to Dinner" in Door County summer stock
next year.
Bidden Biden is so sick of seeing him all over
television that the vice president only feels safe watching re-runs of Nick
Baker's Weird Creatures on the Smithsonian cable channel.
Filed under: Obama
Tags: 10 reasons why, CBS, David Letterman, Obama, president, the Late Show
Hey, as long as he helps us forget the last 8 years, he's good by me. Oh, BTW, it's 'Biden.'
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Yeah, I'm with fillb + pragmatist. At least Obama's *working* and not spending, what, 180 days at a private ranch.
Indeed. Hm, let's see. Brilliant, articulate, visionary, ethical...nah, why fill the airwaves with that?!?!?
Is there an opposite for LOL?
Might want to leave satire to the professionals . . .
Wow!! Even in this economy, people still manage to get paid without ANY marketable skills. You, sir, are as funny as a pulled groin. They actually PAY you for this dribble?!?!?--unbelievable. Go somewhere & fade away....
Not funny, Dennis.
He didn't go on Fox. Not surprisingly, one of the network outlets said that we would be "on all 3 broacast networks."
I wonder how Conan's ratings were last night and tonight. After Letterman said that both BUBBA and Bush were good for him for 16 years, how is he going to deal with Bubba?