2016 NFL Mock Draft: Because USA TODAY Says The Bears Suck

2016 NFL Mock Draft: Because USA TODAY Says The Bears Suck

On Tuesday, Aug. 4, USA TODAY made their records predictions for the 2015 NFL season. Coming in dead last in the league - the only team to have just three predicted wins - was the Chicago Bears. Their Super Bowl pick? Green Bay over Indianapolis.

So what would the first round of the 2016 Draft look like if things finish as USA TODAY predicts? We're a few short weeks away from college football season, so why not make some ridiculously early predictions.

Again, please forward any dislike for the draft order to USA Today - they came up with the records. Their predicted win totals are in parenthesis behind the team name.

1. Chicago Bears (3) - Christian Hackenberg, QB, Penn State
2. Tennessee Titans (4) - Ronnie Stanley, OL, Notre Dame
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4) - Joey Bosa, DE, Ohio State
4. Washington Redskins (4) - Jared Goff, QB, California
5. Atlanta Falcons (4) - Shawn Oakman, DE, Baylor
6. San Francisco 49ers (5) - Robert Nkemdiche, DT, Mississippi
7. Cleveland Browns (5) - Laremy Tunsil, OL, Mississippi
8. Oakland Raiders (5) - A'Shawn Robinson, DT, Alabama
9. New York Giants (6) - DeForest Buckner, DE, Oregon
10. Houston Texans (6) - Connor Cook, QB, Michigan State
11. Jacksonville Jaguars (6) - Kendall Fuller, CB, Virginia Tech
12. New York Jets (7) - Su'a Cravens, S, USC
13. Detroit Lions (7) - Andrew Billings, DT, Baylor
14. Pittsburgh Steelers (8) - Tony Conner, S, Mississippi
15. Kansas City Chiefs (8) - Laquon Treadwell, WR, Mississippi
16. Dallas Cowboys (8) - Vernon Hargreaves III, CB, Florida
17. Arizona Cardinals (9) - Gunner Kiel, QB, Cincinnati
18. San Diego Chargers (9) - Taylor Decker, OL, Ohio State
19. Cincinnati Bengals (9) - Carl Lawson, OLB, Auburn
20. Buffalo Bills (10) - Cardale Jones, QB, Ohio State
21. New Orleans Saints (10) - Tyler Boyd, WR, Pittsburgh
22. Baltimore Ravens (10) - Myles Jack, OLB, UCLA
23. Minnesota Vikings (10) - Jalen Ramsey, S, Florida State
24. Miami Dolphins (10) - Spencer Drago, OL, Baylor
25. St. Louis Rams (10) - Shilique Calhoun, DE, Michigan State
26. Philadelphia Eagles (10) - German Ifedi, OL, Texas A&M
27. Denver Broncos (10) - Corey Robinson, WR, Notre Dame
28. Carolina Panthers (11) - Ezekiel Elliott, RB, Ohio State
29. New England Patriots (11) - Forfeited pick
30. Seattle Seahawks (12) - Darron Lee, OLB, Ohio State
31. Green Bay Packers (12) - Jack Conklin, OT, Michigan State
32. Indianapolis Colts (13) - William Jackson, CB, Houston

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