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Tiger Woods Talking Friday... About What?

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Tiger Woods has scheduled a press conference for Friday at 10 AM in Chicago. He'll reportedly discuss his past, present, and future, but will not answer any questions from the media. This will simply be Tiger telling the world what Tiger's been up to.

What are some thing we could hear on Friday?

I might be going out on a limb here... but out of respect for their uber-star's current situation, could Augusta National and the PGA really consider re-naming their tournament?

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Perhaps Tiger will present the media with a collection of Happy Meal-quality bobblehead dolls of his alleged mistresses, and discuss which ones he actually had "spent time with" socially.

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Perhaps Tiger will discuss his swing... too soon?

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Maybe we'll hear Tiger discussing some of his plans to bring back lost sponsorships. Buick bailed on him, just one of a handful of companies that decided his laundry list of "friends" wasn't quite what they were paying for when they signed up the golfer to push their product for a king's ransom.

Could there be new sponsorship deals coming out of this dark period in his life? I know he went to Stanford, but...

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No matter what Tiger says to the media on Friday morning, the laughs won't happen in front of him. The game of golf has too much riding on him (the puns just won't stop, sorry...). The headlines will surround his return, the cliff notes will read "I'm Sorry," and the honesty will be left in his trunk with the driver and shoes.

 

 

 

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