Every year in the weeks leading up to Valentine's Day there is a flood of advertising aimed at men. Obviously the idea is to hock chocolates, roses, teddy bears, pajamas, lingerie and piles of other wares. Most of the adverts depict a clueless man that doesn't know what his lady wants and must be saved by pajamagrams and 1-800-flowers.
"Fellas, if your girl tells you that she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day, buy something anyway, it's a lie. Don't land yourself in the doghouse, what she really wants is...."
Blah, blah, frickin' blah.
I posted this story last year and will continue to do so as a public service to all men, and even women out there as a cautionary tale that if you're lady says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day, she means it.
Read this and be the king of Valentine's Day.
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