Posts tagged "Mike Martz"

If I Was The New Bears GM, I Would...

Since Jerry Angelo is out as Bears General Manager, I would like to apply for his job. And if I were the Bears GM, besides signing Matt Forte to a long term deal and pushing for the retirement of jersey # 89 for Mike Ditka, this is what I would do…… 1. Develop an offensive... Read more »

Wreck Da' (Halas) Halls" (a parody of "Deck the Halls")

Wreck da halls with drafts of Jerry, Wah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. It’s da’ season to fire Jerry, Wah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Don we now our Bears apparel Wah ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha. Roll the dice with Caleb Hanie, Wah ha ha... Read more »

Stumbling Bears (parody of Jingle Bells)

Sludging through the mud In a Mike Martz led game plan Losin’ the fields we go Stumbling all the way Plays in the playbook stink Making QBs cringe What fun it is to pass A idling ‘O’ tonight Oh, stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears Stumbling all the way Oh, what fun it is to pass In... Read more »