Stumbling Bears (parody of Jingle Bells)

Sludging through the mud
In a Mike Martz led game plan
Losin' the fields we go
Stumbling all the way
Plays in the playbook stink
Making QBs cringe
What fun it is to pass
A idling 'O' tonight

Oh, stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears
Stumbling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to pass
In a Mike Martz led game plan
Stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears
Stumbling all the way
Oh, it's no fun to dropback pass
In a Mike Martz led game plan

A game or two ago
I thought I'd see a win
And soon No Audible Martz
Was causing me to cry
The plays were bland and weak
No yardage occurred a lot
We ran into third and longs
And forced to punt a lot.

Oh, stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears
Stumbling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to pass
In a Mike Martz run game plan
Stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears
Stumbling all the way
Oh, it's no fun to dropback pass
In a Mike Martz led game plan

Stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears
Stumbling all the way
Oh, it's no fun to dropback pass
In a Mike Martz led game plan
Stumbling Bears, stumbling Bears
Stumbling all the way
Oh, it's no fun to dropback pass
In a Mike Martz led game plan

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  • There we were...hosting the Chargers. Ground-pounding...controlling the ball...connecting with nigh-forgotten receivers at distances once thought impossible...and...gulp...treating the Red Zone like our own, personal third-world prostitute...
    You get an "A-" for effort, Rooster, but clearly, the Martz-Cutler Experience was working beautifully...perfectly, one might even say, and is NOT the source of our problems.
    What irks me most is all those jealous, punk-a** Jay haters from last year's play-offs are snickering about our "dumb" QB's infamous tackle.
    Surrrrre...they mock Jay Cutler...and they think Coach Martz is a wash-out...riiiight...and the Pharisees were a Christian Support Element.
    Whatever, my brother...I hope next year we snatch their shifty tongues out of their mouths and feed 'em to Ndamukong Suh!

  • This song is getting a little dated, (Mike Martz/2011) but daBears play even worse. Yesterday 670 The Score did more 2012 Bears Parody to Christmas carols. Does anyone have?

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