Jerry (Angelo) the Sun-Tanned GM : Lyrics (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Jerry, the sun-tanned GM
has a very shiny tan.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say he glows.

All of the other GMs
laugh at him and trade him bums.
They never let poor Jerry
draft for any Pro-Bowl gems.

Then one dismal Tuesday morn
The McCaskeys came to say:
"Jerry with the Bears a fright,
won't you hand in your keys tonight?"

Then all the Bears fans razzed him
as they shouted out in relief,
Jerry the sun-tanned GM,
he is gone and history!

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