Third Meaningless Game Thread

Biggest thing to watch for tonight: health. Nothing else matters.

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  • very good shady... very good.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Spawn camper.

  • In reply to Shady:

    haha!

    What's worse, a spawn camper, or the spawn of a spawn camper?

    Also, TWO spots left for Shady's Auction FF Bonanarama.

    So, Irish, NB, Murph, Chet, calling all cars.

  • All regualr cars, I'm more than happy to boot the trolls or randoms. C'mon MB, do us a favor and join the league. C'mahhhn.

    Here's the link:

    http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/tools/join?leagueId=768725

    Here's the password:

    pathtothedraft

  • The least (most?) of the meaningless games!

    I hope Cutler completes a pass to Black Uni just to shut the media up for two weeks.

  • agree.

    btw, first biatches!

  • I have a guilty pleasure and her name is NASCAR.

  • In reply to Shady:

    http://youtu.be/UDHToD3NmmA

  • Awesome.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Shady, I,m thinking the odds of a game thread are 100%.

  • In reply to Cormonster:

    Mmm, yes. Quite.

  • I see the Fudgies are on CBS here in Chicago. Harrell is in and Rodgers is out after 1 quarter. Was that planned or did something happen?

  • In reply to Shady:

    Nevermind, that goofy looking bastage looks to be fine.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Harrell, on the other hand, looks turrible.

  • In reply to Shady:

    The only interesting thing in the 1st quarter was Morgan Burnett leaving with some kind of hamstring injury. And Fabio got a sack when no one blocked him.

  • I haven't watched much pre season football. Has anybody seen a flag thrown for helmet to helmet hit on a running play yet? That is a new rule, right?

  • Phil Emery just said S, CB, LB, WR, FB and TE positions for bubble players very much still up in the air.

  • NFL network not showing game until 10pm central. WTMFF?

  • The question is, can we really learn anything from this game? I mean, Oakland is awful. I wouldn't mind seeing starters pulled before the half allowing bubble guys to battle it out tonight.

  • In reply to Shady:

    ++1

    I mean, it's like the Bears vs. a JV High School team. Joliet Catholic is a better team.

  • Kevin Burnett looked like a fool playing LB on that Forte run. That was turrible. Just turrible linebacking.

    But kudos to Matty F.

  • Oh preseason success, you are a such sweet temptress.

  • In reply to Shady:

    My English major wife gives you +1. From me too.

  • In reply to Jokey:

    Woo hoo! +2

  • only got packers hawks here... anything of interest happen in our game shady?

  • Did Forte actually score on a swing pass? How often does that happen?

  • Nice kick, Seabass. I *will* be dropping $10 on you in the auction draft. But only because I like fat ugly bald felons that look like Popeye, if Popeye were slightly German.

  • Non-twitter types, just click: http://t.co/dE2CtkVw62
    (https://twitter.com/joekimfoo/status/371086531718434816)

  • If these yards counted, Forte would overtake Payton's rushing total on this game alone.

  • Fendi Onabun dropped a pass.

    Because that's what he does.

  • Oh Fendi. I can't quit you even though I know I should.

  • In reply to Jokey:

    Lovely. You get that falling off a bike?

  • In reply to Shady:

    Yeah. Big rock, slow reaction time. After slamming 2 beers at work. Getting old.

  • In reply to Jokey:

    It's cool. Chicks dig scars, amiright?

  • In reply to Shady:

    Gould good as Gould off the dirt from 53.

  • In reply to Jokey:

    Nice

  • In reply to Shady:

    I hope so, after I did a header into my friends siding a couple of weeks ago. I got an awesome one on my nose now.

  • Marty shaken up after the Bushy TD.

  • In reply to Shady:

    He's good, just got poked in the eye.

  • DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    Bears played brilliant quarter as a team. Trestman needs to recognize Raiders are grotesque, nothing more can be achieved & pull starters.

    Agree about 90%, especially with the D starters. but on offense, still a lot of playbook to get through.

  • In reply to Shady:

    All in good time Shady.

  • I like Kyle Adams but not sure Trestman does.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Still, he may be the best blocking TE on the team.

  • DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
    Cutler throws the ball to Alshon Jeffery too much.

    THAT was funny.

  • Still fucked by the NFL Network's talking egos out here...STILL not airing the game, but, they ARE gabbing about it.....fuckwads

  • Shit...SCREWED by the NFL Network.

  • Bowman has a hamstring, done for the night.

  • In reply to Shady:

    actually, we all have a hamstring... some of us two of them.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Don't be a wise ass, join the league of glory.

  • If receivers don't drop 6 passes for an additional 85 yards.what would his rating be?

  • High. 9 incompletes, 6 are outright drops.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Cutty still had a pretty good rating on the game.

  • Seeing Woodson running FS in that #24 is weird.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    fuck the raidahs... and fuck woodson. in 24 or 21. right is his packer-loving face.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    bbmfbb!

  • In reply to Shady:

    Bang!Bang!MotherFuckerBang!Bang!

  • I know it's PS. I know it's the Raiders. But we look good.

  • Are the Raiders the new Browns? Maybe we can start a preseason series with them as well. Pass the Koolaid please. Mmmmmm it tastes sooooo good. Da Bears! 19-0 Baby!

  • Robbie Gould. Stroking it.

  • Does Robbie ever miss over 50?

  • Last ten from 50+ were good. Wow.

  • Sabastian Janikowski blast one from 58 with about 8 yards to spare.

  • In reply to Shady:

    If you were doing a remake of Hogan's Heroes, you'd have to go Seabass as Col. Klink.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    +1

  • Raiders suck but i love the fuckin playcalling. the fucking playcalling

  • Yeah, slants. Who knew?

    But still had to blow a couple TOs there.

  • If Josh McCown can't move the ball against these Raiders, he can't be in the NFL anymore.

  • Kyle Long blew that assignment forcing McCown to sprint out of the pocket and throw it away.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Webb threw in a holding penalty for good measure.

  • JT Thomas let Pryor get away. Just blew it.

    I dunno, ever since that kid came out of West Virginia, I've tried to be in his corner, but his talent is questionable.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I heard he did a mean moonwalk at that high schooler's prom if that helps?

  • Is there ANY chance Palmer or Edwards wins that QB3 spot?

  • And that's why McCown sucks.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    This is what I've been saying. Yes Phil has been quietly building but he has taken a step back on the backup qb spot. We will be very escared if Cutty gets hurt this year.

  • Bad edge blocking by Britton and Onobun forced McCown to make a turrible decision.

  • Fendi Onabun dropped another pass.

    That is all.

  • Fendi Cinabun...He Gone!!

  • Bears #32 reminds me so much of Bears #34.

    And that, is the biggest compliment I know how to give.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Matty looks good, yes?

  • Oh, Mike Ford. Putting 'em in the spin cycle.

  • Welcome to the squad mr. Ford...Kick rocks Armando!!

  • Wish I could actually see some of this. Instead I got to watch the fucking packers

    SMMFHVV

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Sucks maings, they looked really good against a terrible team so who knows what it means. At this point in the 4th quarter, I'm just hoping for a backdoor cover from Oakland.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    People will watch anything nowadays. You are forgiven. Not!!! Heh heh.

  • Washington has crazy closing speed.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    4.5 40. guy's a fucking animal.

    he gonna make the roster?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Looks like it.

  • In reply to Shady:

    niiiiiice.

    Love that dude... and I've only seen him play on paper.

  • It's nice to see Hardin is slow mentally and physically, as well as fragile. I like that combo.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    The triple threat.

  • In reply to Shady:

    The triple threat ... to Medicare.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    no way man... he's the next mike fucking brown!?!?!

    smh.

  • some observations on the only vaguely interesting preseason game of any season (abbreviated thanks to the idiotic nfl network coverage)...
    1. anyone with the last name of cinabun should be guaranteed a roster spot. who doesn't love cinabun?!
    2. i like that ford kid.
    3. raiders booth team sounded absolutely desperate for pryor to be the raidahs starter atsqb....which speaks volumes for how bad that team is. pryor is braindead, although he had better wheels than the other two schmucks they trotted out.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Ha! Ford might very well get to Canton before Hester.

  • shit, shit, shit, it's onabun? forget it, welcome to the cfl, kid.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    http://www.memesay.com/m/MTM2MA==

  • In reply to Shady:

    god I love victory boobs

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Jewbs.

    http://codydevereaux.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/nataliecleav.jpg

  • In reply to Shady:

    my mommy would love me to hit that... alas, I seem to looooove the tall blond big boobied Shiksas.

    Ahhhh, tis my cross to bear. Someone has to do it.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    And well played, MB, I didn't catch the third sentence until this morning. Quite subtle, or I was slightly inebriated. Either way, I tip my hat.

  • In reply to Shady:

    If she was back on the market, I'd be happy to convert.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Now that's the shit I'm talkin' about. Be my baby mamma.

  • black girls and jewish girls.

    Ahhh Irish, they name is mystery.

  • Fun garbage time fact from Miller:

    The Bears are so loaded with talent, there are NINE Scouts from other NFL teams at this game tonight. I don't know what the average is, but I'm thinking nine is high.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I love me some Millsy!

  • Meaningless preseason? I think its meaningful that the Bears aren't struggling to score a touchdown in preseason for the first time in years. Anyone?

  • I'm just keeping that picture of Natalie open on a tab all day. Star Wars documentary open. That Day{9} dude on another. Another Star Wars doc. But .... I'm constantly drawn back to those marvelous mouthwatering scoopages of breast. There is indeed something I would lose my foreskin for.

    Here's Nat saying 'vagina'.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOnULYyuyaM

  • you still have your foreskin?!?!?!?!

    Savage.

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