Reactions to Brian Urlacher on Waddle & Silvy

Reactions to Brian Urlacher on Waddle & Silvy

If you haven't had an opportunity to hear Brian Urlacher's open, honest interview on Waddly & Silvy yesterday - give it a listen. You can do so by CLICKING HERE. Here are my reactions to the spot:

  •  I don't know why but it always surprises when players admit to their complete ambivalence when it comes to issues with potentially drastic impacts on their lives and career. Urlacher said he didn't follow the Bears coaching search and displayed a sort of apathetic ignorance when it came to Marc Trestman AND defensive coordinator Mel Tucker. Is it really possible Urlacher cared this little?
  • Marc Silverman asked a nice question: would Urlacher have preferred following Lovie to his next destination should his former coach have landed a gig? Urlacher didn't hesitate in saying no. He followed shortly with a line that rang true, "Chicago is my home."
  • He did admit that were the Bears not to engage him on a possible contract Lovie would have been appealing for system reasons.
  • I should have opened with this point but I expected nothing less: Urlacher is healthy and wants to play. He's currently training in Arizona.
  • Urlacher will offer the Bears a "hometown discount" as he understands his age and health limitations. I've always contended Urlacher is well aware his value is greater in Chicago than any other location in the NFL. He admitted he will not make what he previously made.

Here's what I came away with after listening to Urlacher: if Phil Emery wants him to be the Bears middle linebacker in 2013, he will be the Bears middle linebacker in 2013. I hope it comes to pass.

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  • I really hope Emery gives him a shot.

    Let's see if Urlacher is fully healed and has improved. If not..

  • I would love to see some hard numbers if our D improved or not with Lach out of the lineup.

    As long as Lach doesn't go all Olin and demand 4M a year, give him a shot to run around.

    It should be stipulated though that Lach should get in better shape. He's beginning to look more and more like uncle Fester.

    Ray Lewis lost like 20 pounds this year, and he's in the SB (then again, he did tear his biceps...)

  • I'd like to see some hard numbers too but with so many variables, it might be difficult to come up with something quantitative. Unless there are some stats that would be a constant regardless of the offenses that Roach and Urlacher played against and how the defense schemed for them...

  • The only hard numbers that I can truly give you off the top of my head is the number of wins and losses the Bears have when he is in the game.

    However, that same idea makes Cutler look like a god when you factor in our wins and losses with and without him.

  • Well, that certainly seems to be the only statistic that ultimately means anything.
    Right?

  • This is positive news from Child Support. Brian Urlacher is the fucking Man.

  • Urlacher is healthy and wants to play.

    I believe one of these two things to be true.

  • Interesting stuff on the Asshole

    http://deadspin.com/5917795/how-to-avoid-being-the-biggest-asshole-in-media-4-lessons-i-learned-from-meeting-jay-mariotti-and-reading-his-atrocious-book

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I see nothing has changed. I loved the part about trying to protect the same woman who supposedly beat him and physically abused him.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Thanks, GP. I found it enlightening in that Marriotti would appear to be an even BIGGER jerk/idiot/dweeb/coward/liar than I even imagined.
    And I have a pretty decent imagination, too!

  • It looks like #54 might come back with a low guarantee/lots of incentives type contract. Why wouldn't PE/MT look into that? If he shows up for training camp and doesn't have it, not much risk for the Beloved.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    I agree totally. Overpay him a tad to show a little respect but the meat of it would be in incentives. If his training camp show he's still competent enough, do it. It's not like there's an heir apparent whose development is being held back (i.e. Favre/Rodgers)...

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    The "incentives laden" contracts aren't as good as we think from my understanding. The issue you run into with those contracts is that the incentives still count against the salary cap. There was sometimes a benefit to putting those in a contract to try to transfer cap money to future years, but now cap space automatically transfers. Plus, we need the space now, not in the future.

  • I like Lach as much as the next Bear fan, but do we really want to see Lach trying to chase down Wilson or Kaep when they make a dash for the sideline?

    It was like watching Animal Planet when the old lions try to chase the young spry gazelles for a few hundred feet, then just gass out and goes to lie down under the shade of the tree.

  • I'm assuming you mean chasing down Wilson or Kaep in the playoffs which we're going to make next year, right?

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Yes, I am assuming that! Although I do think we're going to play RG3 and whatever shotgun/pistol/option QB the Chip Kelly Eagles will trott out there.

    Bad knee Lach chasing down bad knee RG3 ought to be a sight to behold.

  • He did it pretty well this season, and that was a less than a 100% Urlacher.
    Brian = The Man

  • I'm all for bringing Urlacher back. He screwed up by not going under the knife in the off-season last year. Instead, he got the knee scoped in the pre-season, not allowing it to heal properly, and it limited him the entire season. Give him a full off-season to strengthen the knee and he could be very productive next year. I think it's too early to throw in the towel on the guy. You know he's going to work his ass off until training camp.

  • I am totally not keeping up with the comments the last week or two. Apologies to anyone who asked me something and didn't get an answer.

    On the Lach Interview:

    1) You see what having Ray Lewis has done to energize the Ravens defense. Lewis isn't a liability in the middle, but he's not a star either anymore. Just an average guy. If Lach can produce as an average vet, even if we take him out on third downs, and he gives our D that kind of boost, he's worth having on the team.

    2) Its hard to predict what Lach's knee will look like. He looked great last year after missing time with the wrist. He might come back the same this time around. And remember, if he drops off after 10 weeks, that's 10 weeks that we can develop a rookie to replace him.

    3) Big picture: I do not believe the Bears will draft Manti Te'o or Ogletree, even if they both fall to #20. The Bears are looking to improve on offense this year. Emery wants to get better at TE, and I think he knows that we need talent on the line. Even if we go D in the draft, I could see Emery letting Melton go to someone overpaying him and draft a new rookie DT like Jonathan Jenkins or Bennie Logan. That means we don't get the stud to plug in and replace Lach (at least not right away), so we let the vet come back while we get better somewhere else.

    4) I like Lach's comments about the injury suits. He's right - players have always known they would get hurt. The trick is whether they understood the extent of the risk. That's something that Lach himself will need to figure out in 20 years.

    5) I don't blame the guy for taking a few weeks off. The game checks are like mad money to these guys, they don't really know the difference between making $4 million a year and $10 million. Its just "a lot of a money."

  • I have to give kudos to Jeff regarding Urlacher's injury this year. He wrote an article urging the Bears to sit Urlacher for the first six games after realizing he would indeed need to get the knee surgery during pre-season. In hindsight, that was a very prescient post.

  • In reply to Brotop:

    Brotop sounds like a cheesy hair product for black men and your avatar may be the only thing I've ever seen that I can't come up with a single idea what it might be (don't tell me). +10

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    I think I know what the avatar is now... Brotop.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Do tell.

  • In reply to Brotop:

    Don't you know?

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Brotop

    Manzier?

    I always thought it was him next to a 5 ft catfish.

  • I was thinking Pike or Muskie. I also thought the Catfish, Pike, or Muskie could be a mast.

  • Manzier?

    You makey me so mad I brotop.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Brotop is the name of an asshole I went to grade school and high school with. He was an angry dude who hated whitey, and he had a large afro the whole time I knew him.

  • In reply to Brotop:

    Yeah, I read your earlier comment about it.

    Why take his name, though? Did he just get decapitated in a car accident or something? Stockholm Syndrome?

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    I thought it was a funny name.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Seinfeld.

    The Bro or Manzier. I actually like Brotop...getting old must suck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZJ8Jxt9qrM

  • Manziere!!

    I got the reference - the question mark was supposed to be a pair of exclamation points but I forgot to edit after copy/pasting.

  • It's a 4 foot, 30# muskie. Caught it on 10# test on a small pole with a 1/8 once rooster tail. Lure is about 1.25 inches long with the hooks. I got lucky as hell to land it. Was bass fishing at the time. The small net we had broke as we tried to flip it in the boat. The fish was more than twice the size of the net. The fish hit the side and luckily landed in the boat. It took about 50 minutes to wear the fish out before we tried to land it. It was towing the boat around for a while, and went airborne twice trying to throw the hook. Best fishing experience of my life by far.

  • In reply to Brotop:

    Wow, nice fish. Lucky you didn't lose a toe or worse.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    The fish tried to bite by friend's leg, but then I clocked it with an oar on top of the head.

  • In reply to Brotop:

    I think it's a big didgeridoo.

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    Incubus used that instrument on tour back in the day on the S.C.I.E.N.C.E. tour. Mr. Bungle opened, then Incubus, and System of a Down ended the show. It was a great all around show. Smoked some weed with the guys from Incubus during System and they invited us to hang out with them after the show, but when we walked to their bus, way too many young people were hanging around. We bailed.

  • In reply to Brotop:

    Dude, did you just drop acid and watch a Spencer Tracy movie?

  • math teacher. weed.

    http://bcove.me/ocnhvjui

    hmmmmmm... doc?

    btw, this chick is a fucking moron.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    She tweeted, "Naked. Wet. Stoned." She could have been at the blackboard at the time.

    http://www.9news.com/news/article/313467/339/Teacher-who-tweeted-half-naked-pics-put-on-leave?odyssey=tab|topnews|bc|large

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Overblown for sure. But wow, what a stupid decision by someone who is supposed to be teaching our children to be responsible adults.

  • In reply to NewBearInTown:

    I just wish Channel 9 had published more screenshots of Miss McKinney's actual tweets. The timestamps are important, obviously. Channel 9 has them. Why not publish them?

    I love how they blurred McKinney's pics to suggest X-Rated content that isn't there. Here are the actual pics:

    http://usconstitutionalfreepress.wordpress.com/2013/01/30/the-hot-twitter-pics-and-posts-from-the-worlds-greatest-high-school-math-teacher/

    No bare breasts behind the pixelation. No naked booty behind the blur in the doggystyle photo.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    cute little boobies and a nice little ass. Also, Buttsteak, can you please read me what's written in script right above her shorn vagina?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    crunk_buttsteak

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    awesome.

    now show me your little, but perky, and hot titties.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    OK, got it.

    It says, "amharach." Means "Lucky" in Gaelic, according to google.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    I wanted it to be an anagram of "ham charm"...dammit.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Hahahahah... Ham Charm.

    Thanks BS, I couldn't make it out for the life of me. You are def a man of many talents.

    Lucky indeed.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    You're welcome, MB.

    You have to download the image, open it in a graphics program, and flip it vertically. Then you can make out the last part, h-a-r-a-c-h. Mess with the controls a little and you get the á. The "m" is tough, but after googling various possibilities, I found "ámarach," which led me to Carly's blog, where she has a single post, all about her tats:

    http://gettincrunkwithcarly.blogspot.com/

    I'm a man of many time on my hands. Plus I'm crazy as a march ham.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    did you read the story? Holy shit, that chick is kind of a badass.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Not to be confused with 'amarach' which means 'tomorrow'.

    {Piss off Irish!}

    Sorry.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I love her.

    She's my female doppleganger.

  • yes, but you're not a moron thankfully.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I make up for it by not being hot.

  • I'd definitely shag her before you my man.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Dick.

  • sorry maings... just personal pref

  • https://twitter.com/i/#!/carlycrunkbear/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FzjWJUiM2

    Wow, I can't even believe how dumb she is... super sexy, but dumb. How do you post this stuff as a teacher and not think you're going to get screwed over.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    If any of you say it's because she's stoned...you're stupider than she is.

  • one word for you guys...

    dear. antler.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I loved her advice column before she croaked.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    hahahahahaha... I see how you did that. I love puns.

    btw, I thought you'd enjoy this: http://uncrate.com/stuff/lamborghini-sesto-concept/

    First thoughts that came to my mind.... 'wow, the cockpit to fucking enormous rocket engine ration is WAY out of proportion.' But I guess I was thinking worst case scenario there. I guess it's exactly the way it should be... until you're going 210 and a big dear (or stopped car) aprears infront of you. Then it's pretty much the end in a split second. I mean the hood/cockpit isn't even 1/4th of the lenght of the car. That engine must be insane.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I always wonder if a huge draft came along under your car while your going 200 (with such a light carbon fiber weight) if the car would just begin to fly away.

    I guess that's why they make them so low, but I always wondered if that was possible.

  • this should help explain it $: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I0WfnhVs2s

  • The draft would need to be pretty huge.

    the rear spoiler and front diffuser are literally pushing the car down to the ground with hundreds of pounds of force based on the angle of the wing.

    the only time you see cars get airborne are when they go over crests in hills, and that reason is bizarre but comes down to the angle of the wing changing.

  • Murph, thank you!!!
    You da man.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    what... what? Did he send you a pic of himself on a beach in Hawaii in a speedo?

    Murph! I thought I was your favorite!?!?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Murph donated to my charity...

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    riiiiiight.

    btw, If you'd post the fucking dets with a link, I would too.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Hahaha...I swear, he did.

    Link at bottom of comments...

  • Did you guys see the article from the 4-letter fuckers on why this Super Bowl has the most face value tickets of any in recent history?

    Interesting market dynamics at play.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    deer GP, please include a link next time.

  • so this diverges from my usual funny/titty postings.

    The story caught my eye (hee hee) and I checked it out, but it was the guy's attitude that made me want to post it. While I am a little of a pessimist, but I also try to embody the 'everything happens for a reason and things will eventually make sense and turn out for the best' attitude.

    I love this guy. He uses jesus christ, I use MB30SD.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    this miiiight help: http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story/Thomas-Dotterer-back-in-his-liquor-store-less/j-p5PlOXGUueP3cXb1ODXQ.cspx

  • MB, do I have the app for you

    http://imgur.com/O5VwAuK.png

  • In reply to gpldan:

    that would be awesome GP...

    IF I wasn't worried about being robbed/assaulted/killed I might even try that.

    My buddies and I always had a joke about hooking up with strange chicks that we worried about letting her tie you up and then some dude in a batman costume would jump out of the closet with a 12" dildo and have his way with you while the chick took your wallet and split.

    So you know, that would worry me. And/or the chicks would just be beat.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You don't want to end up as the gimp.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    no. no I don't.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Is it better to be the gimp or the gimpee?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Which reminds me of a story I probably shouldn't share.

    Before I met my wife I had gone on a bit of hiatus from sex for reasons I won't disclose at this time. Finally I had to get back in the game. That's when I discovered bangmatch.com. So I tried it out. Met this girl online through bangmatch. We chatted a bit and decided to meet up, for you know, eventual coitus. We met up, had a few drinks, shot a few games of pool. I then asked her if she'd like to do what we intended to do all along. Bitch said no.

    I got denied on Bangmatch.com by a girl (who was a 5 at best) seeking no strings attached sex on the internet. Fuck my life. (It wasn't because I wasn't utterly charming, it was because I was too much of a hippy for her) But still. Fuck my life.

  • BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA... great story doc. And thanks for sharing.

  • Funny stuff, Doc. Her loss.

  • Here is the ESPN article

    http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/dollars/post/_/id/2846/why-the-plummeting-super-bowl-tickets

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Jesus, the avg SB trip would cost "That's $4,500, minimum for one person for 3 days, and that doesn't include food, drinks, cover charges, tips, souveniers, etc. " (according to a commentor who did the math).

    For $4,500 I could hire two hot escorts to dress up as 9er-Raven cheerleeders and serve me and my friends beers while we watch the SB on a flat screen.

  • yes. so where's my invite?

  • If I paid for 2 hot escorts I wouldn't watch a stinkin' football game.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Exactly - that's why G-d invented DVRs.

  • Are you sure canada? http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/01/beyonce-releases-new-sexy-ref-super-bowl-promo-photo/?pid=8193

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Still sure MB. Just not my type. This is more my type. A LOT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYdZVyAt_H4

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Great track by Tito & Tarantula! Oh yeah, Salma Hayek's not bad either....

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Yeah, the soundtrack for the movie is great. I loved the first half of the movie. Second half not so much. About 10 seconds after Salma finishes up the movie goes vampire and loses me. I didn't hate the second half but it was a complete letdown after the first half. Oh well.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    yummy

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    oh and tarintio is such a dweeb... a brilliant, brilliant dweeb

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    and harvey keitel is a badmotherfucker

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Have you seen Django Unchained yet? The only Tarantino movies that I didn't like were the Kill Bill duo and his half of Grindhouse. I didn't hate the Grindhouse movie but thought it was boring. Really can't get into Kung Foolery. Other than this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXINqfcX0o

    Love Harvey.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I'm a big fan and loved pretty much all the qt flicks thus far... although I haven't seen the grindhouse ones. All in all, the dude is a fucking brilliant movie guy.

    Selma is super hot. Just curvy and yummy. Would love to see her naked.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Just putting a shout out to two lesser appreciated Tarantino flicks.

    Reservoir Dogs. Awesome movie.

    Four Rooms. If you haven't seen this, you should. There's four different directors doing 4 stories taking place in a hotel in 4 different rooms. Tarantino does one of the rooms. i think Robert Rodriquez does one as well, not sure and too lazy to look it up. great flick if you haven't seen it.

    Both Came out before Quentin was a big name.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    To Doc regarding Reservoir Dogs. Someday this off season, I'll tell you my Michael Madsen story. Let's just say that his role in that flick was probably the easiest money he ever made. No acting involved, just was being his natural self....

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    You do know her tits aren't real.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Yes I do but I'd make an exception for her. The rest of her is so off the chart in this clip it makes up for the plastic.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    jesus christ canada.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    If by "plastic" you're referring to the silicone in Salma's Hayek's breasts, Hayek herself has stated (or strongly suggested) that her breasts were enlarged with pure saline:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQQorOYDy4

    Imo, this makes her boobs slightly more natural than Beyonce's (assuming Beyonce's boobs are silicone). But other than that minor elemental difference, the two women seem very similar, in terms of physical "type".

    So what makes Salma Hayek "A LOT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! your type" than Beyonce? You don't have to answer, I'm just curious if the reason is Beyonce's music grates on you. Because I have the opposite reaction: If a woman is my 'type' (Scarlett Johansson), but her music is a type I normally hate (romantic duet), I trick myself into liking the music.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    I have no idea what method she used to enlarge her boobs. Nor do I care. I wasn't even sure they were fake until I saw the movie Frieda. No doubt after seeing them. I've always thought Salma was beautiful. I'm very attracted to Latin women (and Asians and white women). I'm turned off by big butts and big legs. If you think Salma and Beyonce look similar, well there you go. Different strokes.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    You do know Salma had a nose job.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    I'm done with this bullshit.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    I'm with you, Canada.

    Not a big fan of fake plastic trees.

    I mean, I wouldn't say no to 'em, but I prefer real shit.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Can't say as I blame you, Canada.

    The sad fact is, beauty is fleeting. Women (or men, if they're your cup of tea) in their late teens/early twenties are physically more attractive than 46 year olds, no matter how much work they've had done.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIPgMkFDwng

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    nice yorke ref doc

  • The Doomer:

    He shits on Hester, then takes his constipation medicine and shits himself.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/rosenblog/chi-rosenbloom-chicago-bears-hester-20130130,0,311578.column

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFGWVKXxm0

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP, I thought we all agreed never to read any of that guy's bilge slime. Going forward, it should be a pledge we all have to take...

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Sorry.

    We can just imagine the Doomer as the guy in the Batman costume with the 12" dildo popping out on MB.

    Ewww.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Agh, gpl, nightmares...you're gonna give me nightmares.

  • Surprise, surprise, surprise!

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/actor-jim-nabors-marries-male-partner-in-seattle-1732402.story

    (NTTAWWT)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Gomer's getting pyle-drived.

  • gross... you know, to us.

  • There were a million jokes about Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors at one time. The only one I can remember is, "How did AIDS get to California? In the back of an old Hudson!" BOO-YAH! Afraid to say rimshot!

  • https://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/geoffrey-sproat/2013polarplungeVA

    Three days to go - and then I freeze my ass off in the Atlantic.
    Water temps are expected to be in the low 40's last time I checked.
    Air temps will be in the same vicinity.
    And it's for a great cause, the Special Olympics Virginia.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    done

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You are now da man too, 30.
    Thanks, maing...much appreciated.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    And GPL!!!
    You guys are awesome.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    done

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    I posted this on Reddit but apparently you reached your goal before anyone could help.

    I hope we all helped enough.

  • Thank you very much, 'Too!

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    First Murph puts in $25. So GP and MB one up him to $40. Artoo then swoops in with his cape and ups it $50. I can't wait to see where this will go next.

  • yeah, I know. Fucker.

  • Damn, if I knew this was a competition, I would have seen Artoo's $50 and raised him. I should have read further down instead of being so impulsive...

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Dude, thanks so much!
    You guys truly are the best.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    All too happy to help. And good luck with the shrinkage:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Ahahahahaha!
    I'll probably be dunking in coffee after that.

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Jill Sproat and Geoffrey Sproat. I am pretty sure that is NewBear and his significant other. Could be wrong but they both out did everyone.

    I see Tobi tied me.

    By the way, if this turns out to be scam, I'll send NewBear after you to represent the blog. There will be blood.. lol just kidding...

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    yes, you are wrong Erik. It's MBP (Rabbit to us PS3 geeks) maings.

  • I saw MB and gp and I thought, I may have to up this. Now that damn Artoo has really raised the bar. I may have to add 25.01 to my 25.00 to take a penny lead!

  • You're welcome MBP ! Seems like it got things kickstarted a little bit.
    MB, you didnt believe I'd donate to MBP's cause??? Ya'll are my favs!!
    I'd donate to your cause too MB, a few bucks to wine and dine those 7+ hotties? MB, there will never, EVER,EVER be a pic of Murph in a speedo!!!!! Things have happened over the last 59 years that cant be undone!! hahahaha

  • In reply to #76 Mongo Murph:

    Last I heard, you're nuts couldn't fit into a speedo.

  • *your

  • BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. exactly.

  • The swelling has somewhat subsided! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • After I got divorced and it was all squared away, my ex left the state we were in. I was left with the house. I was trying to sell it, it's what I got in the settlement blah blah

    Anyhow, I hit plentyofish or something with my profile, etc etc. The trashier the site the better. I didn't care, I didn't want any bullshit eharmony, I wanted to be trashy.

    Anyhow, point of the story: I hook up with a elementary school principal. She was about 35. I meet her, and she brings a chaparone - a 29 year old teacher in her school who just got divorced.

    Blah blah blah, anyhow that's the only time I got tag teamed outside of college. Was great fun - they were totally wild. Never would have guessed it.

    Sorry, that story was a little Da Coach or Crown for me - but with that story about the teacher that partied, I saw my opportunity to throw it out there.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    See my story above. It ends not so triumphantly.

  • Sorry maing.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    That was fucking awesome. I would LOVE to bust one of those out... I'm just too much of a pussy man. Damn it. Maybe I'll try it sometime, who knows.

    A 3-some is still on the bucket list.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Well, shit, and I thought I was doing well...way to put me in my place, GPL.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Dunno about that. I give the principal a 6. But the other teacher was a solid 8. It's not as much fun as you might think, you're keeping two egos in check alot of the time.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I'd really like to try.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Can't top that. Came very close once years ago in Guatemala but only because the Quaaludes helped level the playing field....

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    Thought you might like this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-WFJzTj4A

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    That's great! We used to refer to them as "pantie removers"...

  • MB - Turns out I have some Wax LP on my iPod... The song he did on Knocksteady (flying limousine or something) is the cat's pj's.

    However, I got nothing on that whole Sublime-ish hip hop. But, the closest I have to Waxiness is "Rizzle Kicks". Some British kids who have some real good beats backing them. Fucking jerks. Check "Miss Cigarette" - the old woman metaphor. They got the sing songiness I think you enjoy.

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    ohhhhh... funky. I like dems guv'nah.

    Thanks maings!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    dude, got their latest album. these kids are the shizz maings. Nice find!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    British rappers are always enjoyable.

    Glad you like.

  • It rules in auto tune

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W5ffHd7O3yQ#!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    last thread. you're welcome. Bang! Bang!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Fuck me. Sorry.

    I'd demand the Gnomes send me executive summaries of the blog when I'm away, but Jeff will soon make it all moot.

  • Kind of a cool concept, and this chick is sexy and a 7 - 7.5ish.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgigpC-xAB8

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The dress's neckline needs to plunge farther. Like maybe to her navel, that would be nice.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I also like how they are all songs by girls... and George Michael.

    Shoulda been Boy George, but still really good one.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I watched a half dozen of that group's vids. They are a little hit or miss, but some really funny stuff.

    This one was pretty clever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOZb7KeJUQ8

    This one was extremely cute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLSUHj8HTiA&list=UUzdbnf-pIJh-Qp6fdSb5ezw&index=6

  • http://news.yahoo.com/dr-phil-says-manti-teo-hoaxer-admits-love-190325024--nfl.html

    and the plot thickens...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Samoan and Gay.

    Sounds like a Jimmy Buffet song.

    But we're to believe that Manti didn't know this guy personally or bufu him in any way.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Dr. Phil is the worst kind of media figure. People watch and think he's a real psychologist. The guy hasn't practiced in at least 10 years; and hasn't had his license for most of that time. If he tried to pass off what he does and legit, he'd be bankrupt from lawsuits by now. Total media leech.

  • In reply to NewBearInTown:

    sounds like my mediator.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    DON'T BLOG ABOUT THE DIVORCE!

  • In reply to NewBearInTown:

    That is very good advice.

  • In reply to NewBearInTown:

    I didn't!!!!!!!!! That wasn't about my divorce... where did you get that idea? My buddy and I are in mediation about which club to go to this weekend!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Club Mediation. I've heard of that place.

    Hot chicks there.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    nice. going this summer.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Desperate at least...

  • In reply to NewBearInTown:

    hahahahaha

  • Marino's mistress and the Danny love child.

    http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2013/01/31/news/web_photos/312269DYounisQQQYounis_070408015049--300x300.JPG

  • Canada:

    How is Rock Hudson like Yogi Berra?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Not sure but I'm guessing it has something to do with catching. Please enlighten me.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Both have had one too many balls to the chin.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I told that joke in 5th grade. But, like all the classics, it really stands the test of time.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    hahahahahahaha.

    funny.

  • http://www.popoholic.com/2013/01/31/drool-inducing-gracie-carvalho-candid-bikini-overload-woohoo/

    In our continuing efforts to broaden our blog horizons, I submit this for your (and Irish's) interests.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    aaaaaaaand, I'm just about to fuck it all up again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa66-8zB200

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Two scoops of vanilla ice

  • here's a chick's interesting view on football concussions: http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/31/opinion/jones-football-safety/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

  • Jeff -

    Can we have a game day thread?

    My gut tells me this is a snoozer, with the Niners up by 2TDs at halftime. But it will be fun to have a thread in the (slim) chance it is a close one.

  • Apologies if this is a dup (I've been neglecting my time on the blog lately), but Spice Adams is awesome.
    Enjoy his hype dance moves.

    http://www.achicagothing.com/anthony-adams-dancing-with-chicago-celebrities/
    (and yes, there is a charity opportunity involved...wish I was in town to root the big fella on)

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Bang! Bang!

  • Ah just watched this one for old times sake and the same question always pops up... WHY??!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xla4VFAqik

  • Holy shit I's never seen this. I wish I hadn't.

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