It is sophomoric. But then again, so am I.
Bound for first on the charts!
Unfortunately, since this is not suitable for general airplay, possibilities on Billboard are limited. Better luck next time.
BEAR FUCKING DOWN
All set;; have two smokers going today , salmon in one, trout in the other .....beer in DA fridge ,off for a few days weather is rocking out here in Vancouver
GO BEARS GO
Sounds like a plan.
i think you misspelled "brisket" and "rack of ribs"
lol .....Saving that for DA superbowl,Have too much fish in the freezer.....Its 9am in the morning out here on the west coast , have two coffee and bailyey's in me , Been smoking fish for 3 hrs now its going to a freaking longGreatDay.....
Let's see, what's it about 2 hours from Seattle to Vancouver?
The salmon is a meh, but I am all about that smoked trout. Sounds great.
yeah , iwas in seattle the last time the bears where in town , and I'll be there the next time ....2013....
i think you and i have very different philosophies on what a freezer should hold.
but as long as you pull for the blue and orange, i can look past our differences.
So I've always been curious... which end of the fish do you light?
(ba-dum TIS! Couldn't resist)
depends on how big the BONG is
It's not "briscuit"?
My mind is blown.
With this post, I realized I'm the blog equivalent to an annoying gnat flying around in your ear.
I'm the cyber manifestation of textual diarrhea.
And I'm sorry.
Bad sign: Mike Greenberg picks the Bears tonight, 34-27. This guy has a well- established history of having THE KISS OF DEATH.
Mike Golic, known Bear-hater, picks the Packers to win, but not cover, and also the UNDER.
As for the song, don't quit your day job.
I find it to be on a par with the perfomance of the Packer defense and Cedric Benson last Sunday.
Yeah I cringed as I drove to work this morning listening to ESPN radio when Greenberg picked the Bears. BUT I think Jay and the Crew have enough Karma to break Greenberg's Kiss of Death. Golic has the biggest penis on earth, unfortunately it's sitting on his shoulders.
Fuck Golic, Fuck the Packers...
We're going to light them up tonight! This is war...the oldest rivalry in professional football lives again tonight. So join me in sending as much karma to the Monster of the Midway today and tonight. I'll be sending mine all day long. Not that hippie, tree-hugging, love the planet karma..not that pussy shit no!
I mean the karma that makes the Bears want to rip out the heart of Rogers and show it to him before he dies. The kind of karma that makes the bears hit a WR and he wakes up on the sidelines seeing double. The kind of karma that makes a RB shit his pants just before he's swarmed by Bears jerseys. That's the kind of karma I'll be sending.
Kali-ma! Kali-ma! Kali-ma!
I normally do not send out Hate Karma, but Cedric Benson will do that to you. Benson.... DEAD!!!
Even I have put away my hippy-peace-love tendencies today.
Today, we play for blood.
Someone pointed out how the refs have something to do with all the high scores.
I really do not want to get in a shootout with the Packers. I want to murder them at home but I know that will not happen.
If we beat them then I will be happy but I don't trust the o-line and being at their house. This has the makeup of a let down.
Jesus Erik.... if you lived closer I'd ask you just to come over and actually piss in my Cheerios this morning. Sheesh
I will soon!!! Well, not pee in your cheerios but I will be closer. I move in about 20 days. Kind of excited and a little upset.
The upset part is because I have been lucky to get almost every Bears game in TN because I live right on the edge West TN. I know once I move out to CA I will have to get a PS3 and sell my 360 to get the deal you get on it.
Which means I have to play, according to Crown and Coach, gems and dragons with you guys.
Oh, yeah.. by the way... the wife bought me some gems & dragons for my 30th berfday last night... in addition to a sweet Bears hoodie.
So. Yup. MW3.
But, should I return it and get a real game like Halo 4? You know, where it takes skill? Ha!
Really, though.. if you fucks move on to a new game in a week... I'll be a sad panda.
I will be terrible for a while, but watch out... BANG BANG!
(Oh, and this means I guess I have to go buy a stupid PS3 mic as they're too cheap to toss me a crappy headset for free with system purchase...)
Halo dunks on MW.
That's just my opinion, of course, but it happens to be the right one. ;)
Agreed, good sir.
I still break out Halo 3 and grenade some sad sacks of shit occasionally. Best game ever (Halo 2 a close second).
But, I'll give MW3 another shot... but those stupid classes, sky torpedoes, and campers put me off originally.
Either way, BANG BANG!
nothing better than sticking a plasma grenade to someone's face from across the map.
Counter Strike is the Carson's baby backs to MW3's fatty beef ribs from the Piggly Wiggly.
But nobody here is a connoisseur of serious 0wn@g3.
GP, will you PLEASE fucking take out a second morgage on your house and go get another fucking MW3 CD... or better fucking yet, just fucking download it from the fucking PS fucking store.
jesus fucking christ Evo...
my call sign is docnitty34. When you get tired of getting pummeled by MB, Shady, Rabbit, and Waffle. Look me up. I am good for confidence builders.
you've had my number lately.
Nah- just drive to Sac and you can watch the game here with some fellow Bears fans.
I might do that lol I really don't want to buy the PS3 when I know the PS4 will be out soon.
The PS4 is going to cost two MILLION dollars.
jesus fucking christ erik
the refs have something to do with the scoring? over the last couple of years? whatever idiot with the 80 IQ that offered that gem should remember that the rule changes that turned the league into a video game were changed years ago.
Artoo, no shootout for you? Bears piss on Pack tonight. bank it. Woodson might get broken tonight by Marshall.
Well, apparently this week there was a lot of PI calls that were not called. But I get your point.
they are only possible pass interference in this new league of ours. At any time in the history of the game up until about 2009 half the shit that's called wouldn't be considered a penalty.
The passing game is clearly out of whack. Of the 20 best all time single season passing performances by QBs, *six* were last season, and nine since 2009. Who knows how bad it will ultimately turn out.
This bullshit is all too reminiscent of the ruin that the steroid era wreaked on MLB record books.
Yds Year QB
==== ==== ====
5,476 2011 Brees
5,235 2011 Brady
5,084 1984 Marino
5,069 2008 Brees
5,038 2011 Stafford
4,933 2011 E. Manning
4,830 2001 Warner
4,806 2007 Brady
4,802 1981 Fouts
4,770 2009 Schaub
4,746 1986 Marino
4,717 2004 Culpepper
4,715 1980 Fouts
4,710 2010 Rivers
4,700 2010 P. Manning
4,690 1991 Moon
4,689 2002 Gannon
4,689 1990 Moon
4,643 2011 Rodgers
4,624 2011 Rivers
With ya, Dave. As a fan of smashmouth football, I think it just plain sucks. Although, it IS nice having an actual passing game for once.
Who's in the pic jeff?
Also, Al... you almost made me spew aforementioned Cheerios through my nose.
Would that mean you pissed out your nose MB? (...Hmm, or would that be that R2 did?)
I said almost Mike.
the pain of those delicious little o's shooting through your nasal passages would probably be reasonably intolerable
And I had Cheerios for breakfast this morning and THAT would hurt.
It DOES bring to mind appropriate song for that possibility though...
"Nobody NOSE the trouble I seen..."
my kids LOVE cherrios. so simple, so tasty.
Mmmmm... corn solids!
So do my "children". Two Basset Hounds.
Just heard that Greg Jennings is out and Tillman is a go for tonight #DaBears
I take that back.
Well...which is it lad??
Has to be the former. Tillman will not miss this game.
I just heard on Twitter that Rodgers is fucking dead.
Johnny, you coming to SD or what's maings
looking promising but not set in stone yet.
Like that one Waff.
Well goddammit, as much as I love Bf3 on 360, now that everyone and their brother on this blog is on mw3 on PS looks like I might have to join ya'll sometime. I already have the PS3 part but need to score a copy of MW3. I wonder if everyone's switching to black ops when it comes out in the near future, I may wait til then. I'm no slouch when it comes to shooters, Madden on the other hand...
Dragon and Gems
What's it like posting and knowing that literally nobody on this blog wants you here?
Seriously. Honest question.
It's a fucking blog and poster. Who cares if we or one person doesn't like them?
I swear, not you Doc, but a lot people get their jollies from the internet.
I care, Erik. I care.
Sigh.. The things we care about in life.
Nah. Honestly, more than anything, I just can't imagine continuing to post on a forum in which literally everybody thinks I'm a douche. I'm against the boy's-club mentality that often pervades these pages. But in Blitz's case, I embrace it. Dude's a douche.
I am 100% in favor of the fraternity of regulars. 100%
god damn hippy.
Good Morning Bears Fans!!!!!!
Today will go down in history as one of the greatest Chicago Bears victories of all time based on a final score of 63-0. The cowardly QB Rodgers will need drink from straw after tonight's massacre!
On another note, I have read conversations from previous blog and I would like to say that Crown is a communist. Lazy teachers need to stop complaining and start earning their $75K a year (9 months).
Dave from South Carolina - Thanks you good sir for pointing out that Crown is continually losing when he tries to argue his points. I agree with many of your points on this board and particularly now. Your analysis is sound, unlike the intellectual incoherence from mr Harvard law review intellectual Crown.
Now to the big game! Bear Down! Jiggs needs get his cool aid ready!
I listened to that entire song because I do indeed hate the Packers. Good harmonies, by the way. But it was a little pitchy, dawg. A little pitchy.
hahahaha... little pitchy doowg. Love that one.
So ready for this one tonight. I feel like it's the beginning of a long-term shift in momentum in this stories rivalry where we regain the upper-hand. Shorn ball hair is at attention.
Shit's going down at the U.S. embassies in Yemen, Egypt, and Libya. People are becoming emboldened.
I watched the Youtube video that caused all the fuss. I should have ripped it from Youtube, it's probably down now.
It's this totally disjointed fucked up "movie" that meanders randomly, shot in California with what look like unemployed porn actors, doing some fucked up dialog that appears to have been over dubbed, or edited to de-contexualize what they were saying.
It makes the prophet M look like a doofus and a pedobear. It's totally whack.
Some asswipe translated the video and unleashed it in the East, and not Judas Priest style either, and all hell busted loose. For that stupid POS video made by some whackjob.
that said, fuck these fucking crazy arab motherfuckers. Fucking inane. Bomb shit and kill people over stupid movies and cartoons... that's real life?
Fucking come out of the fucking dark ages you bunch of fucking Neanderthals. What the fuck have you done for the world since you came up with fucking algebra a thousand years ago? the suicide bomber vest? Beheadings? Honor killings? Brilliant stuff savages.
How's this... you have 1 fucking year to do something good for the earth… anyfuckingthing on a large scale, or the allied forces should wipe every extremist arab/muslim faction from the face with force. Kill them all. Death and chaos is all they create.
(Not talking about the average muslim/arab here btw, the people who want to modernize and just want to live a good life deserve to be freed from the aforementioned factions as much or more than the rest of us)
There is a BIG difference between a Muslim and a Fanatical Muslim. If the Muslim world truly wants peace with the rest of the world then they need to take care of the fanatical factions within their own ranks. Until that happens there can be no peace. If they do not want peace then we will oblige them with superior firepower. So far our response to this shit is lame. We need to send a message within the next 48 hours or this shit will not stop and get worse.
There is also a big difference between a US consulate and a US embassy.. Embassies are guarded by US Marines. Consulates are guarded by the host nation's security forces. Hence why we lost the Libyan consulate so quickly. Even a handful of Marines with limited ammo will be overrun by a massive force eventually...I know because I am one.
Yes, there is.
btw, you are what... a massive force, or a marine with limited ammo?
In all seriousness. Give the marines all the fucking ammo they can store and let them fucking just open up on these motherfuckers.
This is EXACTLY how these hostile throngs should be delt with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y
"btw, you are what... a massive force, or a marine with limited ammo?"
I'm both...usually the later but when I eat beans IAM A MASSIVE FORCE...just ask my wife. :)
Ditto. And thanks for your service B4E. You guys rule.
falafel is pretty fuggin' on point.
change the world on-point?
Ham salami bacon?
delicious, each one!
No way, I'm an honorary tribesman.
Maccabbi point guard... 94-95.
(trying to come up with a clever basketball related nickname using "goy" punningly, but saying they called me "Brandon Goy" wouldn't have worked with the time frame)
i was kidding. nice
My biggest choices on Bears game day are which bears shirt and hat should I wear and what am I goin to grill. These are actually really tough decisions... hmmm... I need something that I can cook in 30 min so i can get it done before the game. Suggestions?
Walter Payton 34 jersey. (It's the Packers, you need a throwback, (Butkus or Ditka will do)).
Raw Hot Dogs. Takes less than 1 second to prepare. Tastes so bad, you won't eat so much that you kill your buzz.
They sell the Vienna Beef Dogs here in a few Omaha grocery stores, and I didn't know if they'd disappear (like the Gino's frozen pizzas), so I bought every pack they had. FYI - they're still around. Dogs, Beef, Buns, and Condiments - all VB.
Got so sick of them 2 packs in and haven't touched them in a few months.
Any idea how long those bitches keep in a deep freeze?
I was going to go with brats, chops, dogs.. but the weather calls for rain all night - so it might just be dogs.
On top of how long do they stay good in a deep freeze... how the hell should I defrost 'em?
lips and assholes and more chemicals that fukashima maings... those things keep forever.
Butkus it is. I think I'll take the 5 minutes to grill those dogs and since this is Cali guac and chips are required by law.
My I suggest some Grilled Cheese?
The liver of Aaron Rogers.
If you butterfly it it should take about 10 minutes over direct flame. Flip about 3 times until you get a nice char.
Serve with grilled onions and a nice red table wine.
dude, 10 minutes for liver? No way maings... you'll fucking crush it and it will taste/feel like a rubber innertube.
couple minutes on each side in a cast iron skillet max... garlic, white wine, butter, onions, leaks, and a little S&P. BOOM!
Sssspssspssssspsssspsssp (no idea how to spell that noise he makes)
You saps! I got a hot gal with big boobs going to the grocery store right now to make me some awesome chicken chipotle guac super nachos to go along with some stout.
Later, I'm gonna make her give me head as the clock winds down in Lambeau as Cutler takes the victory formation. Right when the clock hits 0.00 and the dumbfounded cheesepeckers fall silent, I'm gonna "release" and yell...Shivvvaaakaminis!!!
nice maings... she have a friend(s)/sister(s)? I'm only a couple hrs away. let me know if you need help.
She indeed has a hot sister, who I was with years ago, so if you don't mind sloppy 2nds lol
It's kind of a funny story. Her younger sis actually contacted me on FB a few years back. But she was with some dude. Then, her older sis (also on FB) shooted me over a "hey, remember me?" I'm like, "Sure do." fast forward some time, and now super-nachos, beer, head and victory! Or as Sheen would say, "Winning!"
LOL. LOVE IT!
You're going to MAKE HER give you head? If you hear something that sounds like "NO" it means she would rather not. See my post below for tips on how to facilitate her eagerness.
By "making" her, I mean "buying her a wine bottle she likes."
Nectar of the gods, indeed!
I thought she was saying MO'
Dude! We're talking Aaron Roger's Liver...it's full of Wisconsin poisons and bad beer! You gotta cook that crap out!
Was going to wait for the gameday thread to post this, but... Doc & Fifth, get your pick for the game in. Also Irish, you joining us again this year?
Anyone else is still welcome to join BTW. It's actually really easy to copy the same picks between both leagues (look for the "Import Picks" selector in the right sidebar), so there's no extra work or memory involved.
My custom crown their ass t signed by hester. New, fitted ear C 7 3/8 bears cap on the dome. Jordan sweat pants so that I don't strain a nut jumping up and down and air-kicking shit. Half acre pint cans of Daisycutter I brought with me from Chi. A couple bageldogs to tide me over, Sac.
Nice crown. If i stay home I'll rock a jersey.. if i go out I'll probably rock my Bears blog shirt. Didnt get to wear it in Mexico, it was too damn hot to wear a shirt.
"Don't strain a nut", that's classic Crown. I am so addicted to Daisycutter; do they put crack in that beer?
The shit is money Jokey. The brewery was 3 blocks from where I lived before I moved. I tried the limited edition double daisycutter before I left. Keep alternating between that and Three Floyds Zombie dust. I like it hoppy.
Somebody put the film back up. I don't think Youtube is going to have much success if they try and censor this stupid film.
Here it is. This is what all the fuss is over.
I dont think it was the content that pissed people off I think it was the horrible production value. I seriously created better student films in High School and that was before all this super easy and cheap editing software came out. That thing is just laughable.
And are people wearing brown face? The editing of the girl being killed by and axe is pretty funny.. how many times did she fall? And is she dead or alive.. i cant tell. lol
I don't know, are you talking about the chick at 1:23?
I'd like to subscribe to her newsletter, I can say that.
What is with the obvious overdubbing?
I made it maybe 3 minutes in until I couldn't take it anymore.
minute and a half for me.
That's what she said.
Why were the Marines in the Egyptian embassy not allowed to carry live ammo, while the muslim brotherhood security forces were?
Clay Mathews. Eat me.
He looks like he has plateaued. Didn't look as quick and powerful last week as compared with the past. The roids seemed to have worn off. Time for him to start another cycle.
Bears T-shirt and...
wait for it....
Lou's for everybody! Sausage and Pepp tonight. And some XX to wash it down.
Hey, nice sausage (gotta use your Dahl voice on that one)
Green Bay Packers wide receiver Greg Jennings, listed as doubtful for Thursday night's game against the Chicago Bears due to a groin injury, still is hoping to play.
Despite being listed as doubtful, Jennings wants to play and it "sounds like 50-50 at this point," one source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter on Wednesday. ESPN's Rachel Nichols reported Thursday that Jennings' stance hasn't changed.
I want him to play and fucking rip that thing open in the first series. Buh bye for most of the season.
Dumb ass. I'd rest it if I was him.
In Week 1, the San Francisco 49ers scored 30 points in their road win against the Green Bay Packers.
It’s only one game for Packers fans, but consider this: That was the first time the 49ers scored at least 30 points on the road against a non-divisional opponent since December 2003.
Now, the Packers – on a short week -- will be charged with trying to stop a Chicago Bears offense that scored 41 points in its season opener.
Which sounds like a long winded way of saying,
Our D has a lot of work to do tonight, gents.
1) Dline must apply pressure. Without this, we lose. Plain and simple.
2) Shut down the draw, Rodger scrambles.
3) Shut down Jordy, make everyone else beat you.
4) If possible, take away the slant, ESP at the goaline.
Our O must step up.
1) Our Oline must be competent. If not, we lose. No offsides Webb!
2) Must convert on 3rd. Only way to limit Rodgers. Paging Bennett.
3) Cutler must elevate his game. No bonehead chucks. Need to hit receivers in stride.
We do these things, and we win. The 49ers proved what they're made of. Time to show the NFL and the world that we got SB grit.
You can use this app:
and then you can listen to Joniak and crew instead of the NFL Network announcers. I think the app (I haven't tried it) allows you to buffer so you can sync the radio to the tv.
I have 3 die hard Packer fans in my office, and none of them will bet me on the game. Spreads at 5. I've offered even odds and still, no takers. We are going to win this game.
Fuck the packers in the asshole with a block of aged gouda.
Packer fans smarter than they look; however, they look very very stupid.
Ha! Classic, mang.
I'm sure they'll be quick to gloat if they actually win though. Fucking pussies.
MICHEAL IRVIN IS HIGH DRINKING PACKER PISS
Today, I surprised my wife with a little (slightly above avg size) gift. Nothing special, just my Dick in a Box . She responded with a Thank You B.J. . I take it as a good omen for Bear Jew.
What a day this is turning out to be!
well done lad! Go Mrs. B! She's good people doc... god people.
I wish you hannon have done that.
fucking typos. ...haddn't...
Even that's wrong. Jesus, I quit.
Talk to you bastards after the ass kicking!!!
I hope that true Doc! Here is the sequel if you haven't seen it: http://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM
It would be my honor to be Blitzkrieg's new step-father.
And by the way, is that a regular in the post pic?
I have a feeling the stands will be at 40% capacity before the 4th quarter. Maybe even a few snaps for Campbell to top it all off.
I AM PUMPED FOR THIS GAME! And after all our hand wringing I'm looking forward to watching BOTH our rookies work some magic tonight. Big Country looked good in his first game and I imagine he's just going to get better. And Alshon.. pfffff.... that mans just a gift from the football draft gods.
To No One In Particular
good song Doc.
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