Jacksonville Jaguars at Atlanta Falcons Thursday Night Thread

Jacksonville Jaguars at Atlanta Falcons Thursday Night Thread

Just imagine how you'll feel if Maurice Jones-Drew knocks off 150 yards rushing and the Jags upset the Falcons in Atlanta. Imagine the odds of hope slinking back into your life after these last two weeks. I have been saying I'm not sure I want that hope back. I'm full of shit. I would love it back.

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  • The Jags will struggle to convert First downs if MJD does not bring his A game.

  • Jeff - you and hope will never part ways.

  • In reply to Viva:

    Jeff, as to hope, right now, I feel like Red in Shawshank...

    http://youtu.be/XDGNsbLayJw

  • This season is a low down, dirty love affair with the Bears gone wrong, wrong, wrong.
    But as long as there is Christmas Day at Lambeau...
    and Jay hasn't ruled himself out...
    then I believe.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    I was thinking the exact same thing MBP.

    What a total ratfuck of a season that looked so incredibly promising man. But you know what, I'd call it a successful season if we can somehow have one of those 'any given sunday' games and fuck the filthy horde's pretty perfect little season right in their dirty little balloon knot.

    I’m all in maing!

    Caleb, you just pissed away millions and millions of dollars and more ass than a train station toilet seat… you might as well go out with a bang. Even McDonalds fry cooks need great heroic stories to tell their grandkids bud. Go get ‘em Caleb.

  • On the last thread, one of you guys asked how the players get away with not testing positive. From what I've heard, some form of random testing is used, I seem to remember hearing that a number is drawn and say for instance, they may say ok, everyone who's 4th number in their SSN is a 5 has to report to the conference room next tuesday at noon. Then when they get there, they may announce anyone who's birthday is on an even month, you can leave. Also, guys know when they are picked and it has been hinted that they show up with someone else's urin in a cup if they've been a naughty boy. Anyhow's it's some kinda weird crap like that.

  • In reply to TracDaddy:

    look below.

  • In reply to TracDaddy:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whizzinator

    Remember this, circa 2005, Vikings fans?

  • and this is for Sac from the last thread: http://www.totalprosports.com/2008/11/26/whizzinator-creators-face-federal-chargers/

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    lol, you read my mind.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    that's scary isn't it?

    Get on the PS MBP... you can join the party maing. Viva... you interested?

  • Don't take this the wrong way trac, it's just a joke.

    https://twitter.com/#!/si_vault/status/146295385416146944

    Jesus must have a nicer ass.

    I was going to go with "bigger tits" but I thought that was a little overboard.

  • Totally off subject, but do you guys remember what will smith was before he was a big movie star?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFrCZNNCeU

    Awesome.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    tee hee hee..The fresh Prince was fresh and the he went to Bel Air and made some cash and went SUPERSTAR!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB_Mnr2anp0

  • In reply to lobotobear:

    he's too cool now Lobo. Like you maing.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qkD4bw-bs4&feature=related

  • I can just hear Lovie already, "Sam is our drug dealer. We're happy with Sam as our drug dealer. We have no plans to make a change at the drug dealer position."

    (stolen)

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha after position place..."We are all set"

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    Lovie still hasn't ruled Hurd out against Seattle.

  • and now MB...something completely different....funniest Holiday Skit for SNL...just a teaser

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frzNeDRG28&feature=related

  • in case you have not magic
    this is special
    watching it live last night
    I just had to laugh
    he is a special player
    that can make a defender
    look like he has been
    a customer of sam hurd
    http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/12/15/here-is-that-patrick-kane-shootout-goal-everyone-is-talking-about/

  • what I think of our season:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dT02XNRCx4&feature=related

  • FOR all the EPIC'S!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwLW0wpLaBQ&feature=related

  • In reply to lobotobear:

    basically for you MB

  • In reply to lobotobear:

    thanks lobo

  • Man, Hurd seemed like a high-quality individual from the interviews I've seen. Who knew it was his coke. Dumb-ass. Max Komar, you're up next son.

  • Hmmm, let's see - Barber f'd us out of the play-offs, twice/thrice if you count the previous wrong formation.

    Roy, for good measure, played hot potato and lost that game if you don't want to totally blame the Chief's loss on Barber.

    Now Hurd get's busted for emulating Scar Face.

    Any want any more Cowboys in the near future?

  • Has this been posted?
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    @vxmcclure23 vaughn mcclure
    Israel Idonije said he was fined $15,000 for his hit on Tim Tebow. He plans to appeal the fine. Disagreed with call.

    http://twitter.com/#!/vxmcclure23/status/147381387471757312
    ----------------------

    Unbelievable.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    Unreal.

  • In reply to Crunch Buttsteak:

    They should fine the Refs for missing the muggings the Den Oline did on Pep and Izz.

  • Definitely. They should do something. Because, as unlikely as it seems given the Black Sox scandal and the Tim Donaghy affair etc etc etc, a professional sporting event can be fixed.

  • Rackley, that Jags G who pancaked some dude...

    Didn't we have a chance to draft him? I know he was on my scouting list...

  • you want to talk disgusting?

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Team-Sandusky-introduces-the-8216-hygiene-821?urn=ncaaf-wp11548

    there you go. I hope they hang this fucking scumbag on pay-per-view

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    ""Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills," Rominger told the station. "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body."

    Are you kidding me?!

    I'd like to see Sandusky in a shower...a Nazi shower...

  • I'll settle for the Fayette gen pop shower $ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Correctional_Institution_-_Fayette)

    He'll probably last about half the time dahmer did.

  • I don't know how some of these lawyers sleep at night.

  • I heard they teach boot camp recruits to shower, saw something on a documentary once - it may have been British though .....

  • Not for lack of them knowing how...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    you will have to read this
    no visual
    but possibly at the time
    the best piece written
    on this B.S.

    http://www.thenation.com/article/164655/penn-states-patriarchal-pastimes

  • I reckon I'd take Hanie over Gabbert.

  • 27-0 at half.

    I'd say we're on our own gents.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    remember
    when you are
    on your own
    it's do-able
    why not three in a row

    strike one-----roy williams
    strike two-------marion barber
    steeerike three------sam hurd

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    there is a connection from NIU to the city
    this could have started in college
    it is possible some cowboys could be
    on the players list
    his car was involved in a drug arrest in big D
    this is the wierdest football season I have followed

  • Since this ATL-JAX "game" is a yawner for non FF viewers, I'm gonna be posting funny CHI related clips.

    Here's a good one of MJ.

    http://youtu.be/QjakxEGpyRI

  • Jags currently sitting at -17 passing yards...

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    into the 4th and they've got -28 yards and many, many sacks-two of which were fumbles, one of which was returned for a TD.

    Good try Jags. Good try.

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