Chicago Bears at Philadelphia Eagles Monday Night Game Thread

Chicago Bears at Philadelphia Eagles Monday Night Game Thread

Tonight it shall not be only Bears fans rooting for the boys from Chicago.  We'll also be joined by these little guys above.

I love this game. I love games that allow us as fans to accurately evaluate what kind of football team we have by simply watching them play the opponent. Some will call this a must win for the Bears. They're wrong. Next week, at home, facing the Detroit Lions, is a must win. This is the kind of game where, should the Bears win it, the whole of the football universe will stand and take notice.

So I say what the the damn game. I'll be on the Twitter tonight if I'm not pissed off.

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  • First, bear down

  • 2nd to say BEAR DOWN BROS!!!!

  • I say win em all dammit.

  • FUCK JOE PA and the fucking "graduate assistant" who chose the path of least resistance. Fucking cowards!

  • In reply to Viva:

    Cowards is right. I lost all respect for Joe Pa today. The press release he made with his son makes it even worse. Using his age as an excuse? That school must be in turmoil right now, and rightly so.

  • In reply to TheFifth:

    The papers in Pennsylvania are rightly calling for Joe Pa's head. He needs to go.

  • In reply to Viva:

    Sometimes it seems as if half the world are perverts and the other half are cowards.

  • I think it may be all the coffee but I am crazy excited about this game. Feel like I'm going to plotz.

  • This is what I'm talking about baby!!! Let's see this a few times tonight!

  • Payton jersey? Check

    Zephyr Ion? Check

    Big screen? Check

    Now all I need are some wings, ranch and celery and I'm god to go tonight.

  • In reply to Shady:

    *good to go tonight.

    Damn iPad.

  • In reply to Shady:

    That's my game tradition - I grill a couple of pounds of wings and soak 'em in my own sauce recipe. Want directions to the farm?

  • In reply to Sdwat52:

    I'm more of a pizza guy myself. Pizza and Dr. Pepper. Or beer. Beer's good too, though in my middle age I am down to about a six pack a month.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    ...Damn. I forgot to by Dr. Pepper last night. I believe there's copious amounts of beer in the beverage fridge, however...take a left off of Old 21 about 3 miles past the interstate overpass.....

  • In reply to Sdwat52:

    Haha how about the recipe?

  • In reply to Shady:

    Ok, but shhhh - don't tell anyone.....

    -Lay 'em out across a cookie sheet, and blanket them on all sides with Cayenne Pepper, and Fresh ground black peppercorns.

    -Oil the grill grates with Canola Oil, turn all yer burners to high.

    -When the grill is at at least 350 degrees, put the wings on and turn them after 4 minutes (varies depending on how hot yer grill is)

    -Once they are browned on all sides, baste them with Honey, and cook until the juice runs clear - baste with one more brush of honey on the top side.

    Bring 'em in, and in a large bowl, pour in 2 cups of Texas Pete's Hot Sauce, 1/3 of a cup of honey (or more if you prefer), and a full stick of melted butter. Put yer wings in the bowl, and toss them with a wooden spoon until they are coated.

    Pour the remaing sauce in a bowl for dipping.

    Eat. Drink. Be Merry.

  • In reply to Sdwat52:

    Thanks for sharing man, that was great!

  • In reply to Shady:

    At work? Check.
    Shitty 256MB RAM ? Check.
    No flash installed on the computer? Check.
    No install privileges on the network? Check.

    Should have taken a sickie, I'm not even teaching this morning. Okay, it's the NFL.COM play-by-play-ticker and the DBB shit-fuck-shit commentary.

    Lac, Moore, do your thing. Go Bears.

  • In reply to IrishSweetness:

    Shit fuckity shit shit fuck. Touchdown!

  • Love tonights game thread picture.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    Awesome song Doc! Love me some Primus. Here's a cool story Doc-
    I'm at a Primus show in Milwaukee about 1.5 years ago, and they start with Hear Come the Bastards. Some 15-16 year old kid is getting roughed up a bit by security in the front row, and Les stops right in the middle of the song for about 3 minutes. He brings the kid on stage and has a chair set up for him right in the middle of the stage, and tells the kid to watch the show from here. Then they start right back up where they left off in the middle of the song.

  • Dogs rule.

    (Sorry Johnny and DOM)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Just got a new 6 year old yellow lab. She's great. Instantly part of the family. I'm thinking about renaiming her, Daughter.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:


    I see how you did that.

    (btw, are you people fucking insane... why don't you just invite a recently emigrated extended Vietnamese family to live with you right before the birth of your beautiful twins too?! Tebus H Christo Doc!)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I know. I know. And this time I can't even blame my dick.

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    In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    If you did, there's probably an upcoming vacancy at Penn State that'd be suitable for you.

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    In reply to MB30SD:

    I'll let you off this time. Its in a good cause.

  • The 4 letter was just touting Great Eagle Monday night performances in a graphic that included Randall Cunninghame throwing for 401 yards against the BEars in 1989.


    However,from the "STATISTICS ARE FOR losers file I give you these stats missing from that graphic for that evening:

    The 401 yards included ONE Touchdown pass, and FOUR interceptions resulting in a 27-13 Chicago victory sparked by
    MIKE TOMCZAK 's 3 TD passes.

    Everybody and their cousin is picking the Eagles tonight and, as usual, my confidence is not high.

    Go Bears!

  • Gotta find me a restaurant to watch the game. I hope I make it past halftime this time.

  • Jesus, none of you watched that video I posted last thread did you. Tofu I say... Lot's of tofu for everyone!!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    most soybeans in this world are genetically modified
    F the tofu

    I thought for sure I had that photo contest nailed
    you are right MB
    I have to stop waxing into abstract posting
    and get to the point

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    i blame the nome

  • Looking forward to a Bears win tonight and a big pile of wings. First boneless at the bar and then deep fried home made extra spicy wings of my own making. Have a good one fellas and I'll talk at ya'll tomorrow.

  • I can get that most people are picking the home team here. The bears, like Trac said, are Jeckyl and Hyde. But how come none of the analysts have pointed out the fact the bears ALWAYS handle Michael Vick. It seems the most relevant statistic out there.

    Still, I'm with you Al, confidence in a Bears win is rarely high and is always tempered with a side order of extreme pessimism.

  • Gotta run to go watch the game, but had to say that the picture and caption are classic, Jeff. Cry havoc! And let loose the dogs of war on Vicks' ass!

  • i had a positive sign at work today
    the clerks distributed a bunch of pre-sorts to my route;
    which were really supposed to be sorted to my freind from
    Philly's route
    We both had a good laugh as I dumped a bit more work on him

    Sat. night I had to give his car a jump cause his battery was low
    another reason to believe that Philly won't have enough energy tonight to combat the vaunted attack of the bears O & D

    funny how a warped mind will hold onto any quirk in life; and translate it to his football team

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    Heh - yer last line made me laugh. I have about a hundred of those odd quirks during the season.

  • see you poster children soon
    it is time for a nightly trip to the land of Moe, Larry ,and Curly
    doin' it early tonight 'cause there is finally some important programminjg on the idiot box

  • Dead Bird!

  • Down by 5 in DBBFFL2 shit bowl matchup vs. Murph with Robbie Gould going for Da Bears tonight.

    I just need 2 FGs to win.
    Or a FG over 50yds and an extra point.
    Or 6 extra points.
    Or a FG and 3 extra points.
    Did I get all those permutations Doc?

    Let's go Robbie, let's go Bears!

  • In reply to Shady:

    I can hear it now. Down goes Gould, someone get a cart.

  • Dilfer giving love to the Cutler? WTF you're such a flip flopper Dilbag.

  • I love it. Ditkas the only one rolling with da bears.

  • Bear the f-ck down, boys - I'm off to the local pub to watch the game.
    Catch you on the flip.

  • McCoy runs with the ball away from his body, the Bears defense should be ready to knock it out. Peanut anyone?

  • Lovie just checked to make sure his faithful friend red was in his pocket. Classic, gotta love him for it.

  • Play works 100% of the time, EVERY TIME!

  • In reply to Shady:

    This kid has so much vision. We've been talking about it all year Jaws.

  • I would love to see cutty complete his fist pass, just once.

  • Bootleg! Did Devin just fall down?

  • Forte should have held out after he got off the plane from London

  • The DUKE of EARL with a big welcome back catch!

  • In reply to Shady:

    Good for Earl, he fights for extra yards on his first catch.

  • This drive is looking great. This is a great "fuck you" drive for all the people who think the Eagles defense is good.

  • Has Forte got his 100 yards yet? Yawn .....

  • I'm loving the ground and pound. Who dem Bears. Oops, sorry.



  • How about this line play? Outstanding!

    Let's see if they can finish the job inside the Eagles 5.

  • yeah man, back to bears fucking football. How awesome is this shit? Running all over the place man.

    Hey Roy fucking williams... do fucking something you clown. Man, dude wasn't even interested in blocking downfield. Really dude?

  • they scored? sheesh, the feed I'm watching is waaaay behind. I'm still in commercial.

  • hey! knock that shit off mang.

  • In reply to MB30SD:


  • don't telegraph the game bleed...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I didn't! I was replying to you saying "Fuck yes, Barbarian & Clutts"

    Thought you were cheering on a score.

  • Oh hahahahahahaha... sorry maing.

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    ESPN UK (who are showing it "live") are about a minute behind here also.

  • In reply to Dáithí Ó Mórdha:

    I was following the Greg_Punzo (twitter guy) feed, which I think is a US feed.

  • Nice catch Spaeth!

  • Solid opening drive! Nice TD!

  • oh please baby tebus... let the game be like this all the way through.

  • Woo hoo. Bears TD. Oh yeah.

  • OK 5 more to go Robbie haha

  • In reply to Shady:

    Damn it.

  • big toe back starting

  • here we go guys

  • Tillman is quietly having a very solid year.

  • Awesome

  • zero preassure.... zero

  • weeeeeaksauce

  • not much pressure yet from the middle

  • I foresee trouble for Ron Mexico tonight--he keeps flicking it sidearm like he did on that 3rd down, he's gonna get stripped a few times.

  • #54 knows how to beat #7

  • lach could have picked that man

  • D-Line getting little pressure, but the Bears are doing a nice job in coverage so far.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Yer recipe for wings is waaaaaaaaay back up the thread.

    Enjoy, man.

  • do we dare blitz if we can't get any pressure?

  • hey bleed... looks like I faked myself out. Sorry man... thought you had someone on the phone on the sideline at the game.

    hee hee

  • spaeth has some good hands 2night

  • The Prophet Speaketh from On High:

    Do not fret about pressure up the middle, my children, for the Bear is wise and knows that Ron Mexico likes to escape to one side. The d-line is being disciplined and keeping their rushing lanes, rather than jailbreaking through gaps and allowing the Vap-o-Rub to slip through.

  • cool

  • Yeah, I don't expect many sacks from Bears this game.

    It seems Bears are more worried about keeping their lanes and applying pressure to Vick so that he can't roll out and burn our safeties.

  • WTF

  • O-line is doing a good job on Iggles.

  • I take that back--on that last run, the O-line did nothing except watch Forte get tackled.

  • roy boy! dbag

  • Big 3rd down grab Roy, way to hold on! haha

  • Cutler looking very comfortable avoiding Iggles rushers.

  • boom baby!

    Fucking oline going all-pro tonight man. Awesome.

  • Lance Louis is a BEAST out there.

  • dude, was it just me or is fucking mike martz rolling the pocket? holy sheite

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Yeah, man... I'm not sure what's going on. Calling running plays, calling rollouts... did someone send us Bizarro Mike Martz? Someone check the booth to see if Martz has a goatee now!

  • or a shock-collar on

  • That's like 3 bootlegs, too bad Devin couldn't hang on....

  • In reply to Shady:

    They're finally bootlegging Cutler? 2 years later ....

  • Hester shoulda had that.

  • In reply to BigDaddy:

    gotta make those catches

  • OW Coach, I think my dick is broke!

    -Anthony Michael Hall in "Johnny B. Goode"
    -Asante Samuel in this game

  • nice.... johnny b goode

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    "Rub some dirt on it"

    -AMH's coach in "Johnny B. Goode"
    -Andy Reid to the hot dog vendor in this game

  • Crappy punt.

  • As much as I like me some Forte, we gotta get the Barbarian in the mix.

    AGAIN, a beautiful screen that doesn't work.

    Clutts lining up as WR, rolling pocket, play actions...

    Martz is pulling out all the stops.

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    As much as Chuckie was slobbering all over Andy Reid for running an end-around with Desean Jackson, I think Martz is a bit more creative a playcaller--when he's on his meds, that is.

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    Nice to see they finally made some adjustments at the break.

  • not much leg in the kicking game tonight
    i like the rolling pocket MB
    it is good to see us trying some different approaches

    i believe the runs up the gut are not going to be that productive though

  • I like the Bears defense when D.J. Moore is on the field.

  • +1

  • he is becoming one of my favorites

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  • jennings on the tackle. well done.

  • brian is sniffin' out the ball tonight
    great tackling so far

  • Jeez, Punzo's feeds keep getting taken down. I really don't wanna go to ESPN Eurotrash...

  • I seriously think Asante tore his sac.

  • In reply to Shady:


  • In reply to MB30SD:

    can you pull a penis muscle... god knows I try.

    But forreals?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The way he hurt himself without looking like he got hit in the area, I can imagine maybe his sac got caught in his jock or something.

    I played one year without a cup. The rest of my HS & college career, I wore a cup. Blocked a punt with my crotch. Got kicked once so hard my cup cracked. I can never understand why anyone--let alone pros--would play without a cup.

    Then again, I had a teammate who lost a ball between his cup and his leg.

    Still, I would be singing castrati 5 times over without a cup.

  • nice, allen OUT

  • what the fuck was that shit damn it.

  • how in thee hell was that not holding? how?

  • common fucking D, time to not bend any more right here.

  • BS PI call. Wright had good coverage, and the flag got thrown for sympathy.

  • Yup. BS CALL.

  • briggsy

  • it looked like wright had position ojn that ball
    why the call?

  • we are winning in the trenches... so far.

  • the refs are not calling holding on the eagles man. I've seen a pretty bad hold on almost every play. Bullshit.

  • Yeah and Peppers was held on the same play.

  • damn it

  • ... and the "reply function is broken again, or is still? Dunno.

  • Fucked by the refs, yet again.

  • Here we go baby!!!! Boo fucking YAH!

  • Harris who!?

    Go Wright Go!

    Too bad his penis is so big that it slows his run back down!

  • that eas sweet

  • conte looked like a freshman trying to tackle a senior



  • time to put another 7 on the board going into halfime baby. Long drawn out running drive pls.

  • The Bears seem to do well against Vick. Wonder why the rest of the league has so much trouble with him.

  • Safeties getting help from Briggs here.. yes!

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  • In reply to MB30SD:


  • Philly fans are beginning to grumble...

  • shit

  • If the Bears can turn this into points it would be huge, HUGE.

  • If wright and conte can solidify themselves as the safeties it is huge for our future.

  • nice. EARL!!!

    what the fuck is that. dude, so tired of getting fucked by refs man

  • well we know who the refs are rootin 4

  • Horseshit call!

  • god I love earl man. tha fucking MAN!

  • Earl Bennett is my hero.

  • Earl Bennet says "fuck you" to the refs for calling that ticky-tack OPI.

  • notice how earl wasn't takin the side out he was pissed and wanted more

  • The refs are paid off by the mob. Unbelievable.

  • In reply to christianh:

    the philly mob quite obviously

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You're overestimating the Outfit's local patriotism methinks ;)

  • that's the way to answer bs calls.

  • Welcome back DUKE!

  • I thought we told Martz to kill that wildcat shit...

  • fucking really martz? really? what the fuck was that?

  • what is martz doing?
    get him some meds ...quick

  • We kind of suck at running the ball in passing situations.

  • I like Earl Bennett. Hell, I like a lot of the Bears' players. They have a lot of gutty kids who are easy to root for.

    Wait, how'd they end up in 3rd and long? I missed something.

  • stupid play calls man. what the fuck?

    Common maryz, if you need to pop another pill, please do it RIGHT NOW

  • Has the Wildcat ever fooled anyone in the NFL?

  • In reply to tobijohn:

    canada... how many yards have we gained TOTAL in the wildcat?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    what's even more perplexing why the Bears don't run it with Hester taking the snap and Forte and Knox next to him.

    If ur gonna run it, at least make the D think about it.

  • fucking beautiful robbie!

  • How valuable is it to have a guy like Gould kick your FG's?

  • In reply to christianh:

    he was scarin me earlier when I saw him talkin' to himself after the TD kickoff
    nice to see he centered himself

  • those were 2 wasted plays
    we are not going to fool andy's D with this kind of trickery


  • Bennett is BACK Biatches!

    Good as Gould.

    Boy we needed that FG.

    Eagles are gonna go into urgency mode, so it's imperative that we stop 'em here with a 10-0 lead.

  • did you see 37 split 3 defenders for that tackle

  • every time I reload my page, I see those addorable little doggies.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    reminds me of poor baxter going over railing on the bridge

  • man I love bennett.... broken ribs.... people say he'll come back tentative.... scared across the middle...

    fuck you! Earl's back bitches!

  • Never have Trey Parker and Matt Stone more perfectly nailed popular culture as they did when Stan started seeing everything as shit, including Adam Sandler's latest shitty movie where he shits all over the screen by playing himself as a shitty-looking woman.

  • Rob Schnieder is..

    Da derp da derp da derpity derp.

  • there goes the knee
    how sad

  • Fucksaaaake. Out of everyone on the line, it would be Pep...

  • Shit. Feed cut out right when I saw Peppers down on the ground. Anyone see how bad it looks?

  • Peppers down.

  • ah fuck. Pleaaaase don't be injured Pep.

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    he wasn't even in on the tackle

  • Felt an injury coming.

  • That's a 32 year-old MLB covering a 2nd-year WR.

  • Melton's lucky he didn't get flagged for a trip.

  • peepers was unblocked
    guess they thought he was through

  • shoulda' dressed rootin. tootin wootin.

  • Peppers is a monster.

  • Reading the play by play it seems like Urlacher is the only Bear on the field... what happened to Pep ?

  • In reply to IrishSweetness:

    Lineman fell on his left leg, he went out for a couple of plays, but he just came in on 3rd down and made a key stop.

  • In reply to IrishSweetness:

    Looked like his leg got trapped under the pile a bit and twisted his bad knee.

  • Come on guys, let's get another 3 points at least, run out the clock. (No Bears timeouts taken so far!)

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    In reply to christianh:

    Come on, Martz ffs, take another one of those pills you were on during the first drive.

    I don't even trust him to run out the clock.

  • there you go GP. Boom.

    He hurt the same knee again Irish... but he came back for the sakc baby. Guy is a fucking super human freak of nature

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Fkn - "return is questionable" then he comes back and sacks the fool. Thx mang. Had a good feeling about them tonight, I even backed them. 3-1 is too much to pass up.

  • fuck, did that really just happen. fuck man.

  • catch the fucking ball people!!!!!

  • Here we go.

  • no control

  • You gotta be fucking kidding me, what the fuck was that?!

  • Did that shit just happen?

  • way to jinx Forte Chucky.

  • cannot believe that drive just happened.

  • Fuck.
    NOT. A. CATCH.
    That had BETTER be overturned.

  • Incomplete pass.

  • in philly we will not get a call

  • Game on.

  • This is not on Forte, its on frickin Martz play calling with 2 minutes left and three timeouts.

  • In reply to ChiBears34:

    Oops. That ones gonna cost you Matty.

  • we might be fucked here

  • ... and of course. These rules make NO sense.

  • fuck man. fuck.

    Hey Martz, I haven't seen a real run since the first motherfucking drive dude.

  • Stick to the fucking game plan Martz.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Don't tell me Martz has gone Schizo again.

  • the drop by dane was a bad omen
    dropped passes have killed this team
    that play shoulda been 1st and ten
    by the way were are clutts and barber

  • What? how the hell can he say "confirmed?"
    That is so NOT confirmed. He did NOT make a "football move" after catching the ball. The ball was not put away. He didn't fumble--he never completed the catch.

    Watch the play at regular speed and it looks like he does nothing BUT bobble the ball. In slo-mo, he never established himself as having "caught" the ball. He loses it before he can make a move.

    The ref is completely wrong. I can see not wanting to contradict the call on the field, and I can see being paid off, but you CANNOT say "confirmed." You say, "no evidence to overturn" or something like that. But BULLSHIT on "confirmed."

  • It's the two-minute offense guys can't blame Martz at all here.

  • In reply to christianh:

    for the last fucking quarter... what game are you watching?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    What game have you been watching? The Bears called plenty runs just didn't get anywhere.

  • common hester.... let's go now.

  • The officiating has been dreadful, but that call was right. Forte had it.

  • here we go.... fuckin run the god damn ball... end this half... FUCK

  • I left the restaurant with the Bears up 10-0 and got home to a 10-10 ball game. Sheez.

  • this is getting chippy
    2nd half should be brutal

  • hey sanzensausage... catch fucking something

    we are coming apart right now man.


  • Back on the plus side of the turnover battle - HUGE.


  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????? why not run and go into the half....


  • I could throw it harder than Cutler just did... sheesh.

  • Fucking Gruden. Starts fellating Jackson right before the Bears crush him and take the ball.

  • beautiful!

    fuck chuckie... fuck him RIGHT in the face!

  • holy hell.

  • jackson you fucking pussy!!!!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Psst... how did you change your icon? I can't figure it out...

  • we look like shit
    where is barber

  • Martz needs to take the ball away from cutler

  • Crazy last two minutes, definitely a huge break by special teams

  • GREAT FUCKIN CALL!!!! We must score 6!!!!

  • Can we give the ball to Barber already?

  • uuuhhhh... RUN THE FUCKING BALL MARTZ!!!!

    Spaeth, Clutts, Barbarian!

  • Run the ball 3 times. Iggles want to blitz? SWEEP and SEAL backside.

  • jesus christ, we are fucking crushing these guys... we are handing them the game right now. Pull it together and we're up by 3 TDs for fuck sake

  • now maybe we will run it
    get martz an IV of qualudes during halftime

  • this is the craziest 2 minutes I've seen in a while.

  • All right! Next dumb Eagles fans storm the field and Bears win by forfeit...

  • its turning into a scrum! Wow Martz actually turned the playcard over to see that we do have running plays! What a sorry sack for a OC

  • BarBEARian!

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  • do you fucking see how that works martz? Do you fucking see?

    Jesus, it's not brain surgery

  • In reply to MB30SD:


    I would have taken a knee first to burn their timeouts but w/e.

  • finally
    Mr toub your specials saved this half for us
    thank you sir

  • thanks DeSean!

    (which means little vagina in german)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    He's a poor man's Hester.

    A very poor man. Very, very poor.

  • what a bunch of fucking punks

  • Good for Barber, spinning and diving.

    And good for Chris WIlliams, staying on his block.

    And good for Martz, actually calling a run.

    And good for Lovie, calling a timeout when Reid was going to burn one of his--we have to be gracious guests.

  • hee hee

    thanks maclin

  • haha I wasn't going to say anything but that was classic lovie

  • Urlacher covering kickoffs? holy carp.

  • holy carp indeed!

  • Now that's the shit I'm talking about. Barber scores a TD like every 6 times he touches the ball .... Forte must be double pissed. Sweet though.

  • In reply to IrishSweetness:

    lets see if he responds from his first miscue
    I believe that he is raising his adrenalin for the 2nd half

  • briggsy and peanut fucking BLASTED Celcks ass.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    quite violent indeed

  • In reply to Shady:

    love it

  • tillman is having a great game

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    He's having a great year. Thing that sucks about being a big CB like Peanut--you don't notice him when he's doing well. You only notice him when he's forcing fumbles or getting beat. And lately, teams haven't been throwing at him very often, so he hasn't had many chances to do either.

  • Let's just say both teams are trying to out-punk the other.... wow.

  • Briggs & Tillman lit that guy UP.

    108 starts together, Briggs & Urlacher looking great tonight. Urlacher got swallowed up on one play, but otherwise, they're playing lights-out.

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    Briggs is a mofo tonight so far.

  • god boomer fucking sucks ass. dude is shit.

  • there is some attitudinal spirit developing between these 2 teams
    should be a punishing 2nd half

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    Yeah, given how chippy the Iggles are, and how felonious their fans are, I'm betting on things getting even more heated in the 2nd half. Especially if the Bears keep their shit together and keep on top.

  • I want to see our D-line put Vicks head on a pike 2nd half. Even if they miss the sack, if they get the hit and fall on him everyplay then it's all good. Doing a good job so far, he's only had 8yds on 2 runs.

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    I'd much rather have him gain 108 yards on the ground than 300 yards passing. Most of the games when he runs for a lot of yardage, he loses.

    Don't let Vick beat you with his arm, and you'll win.

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    I've pulled all my hair out on that half.

    Granted I was a bald fucker beforehand.

    But thats Martz for you.

  • In reply to Dáithí Ó Mórdha:

    his calling got a bit off
    he can't go slow and easy for a whole game
    he needs some tantric lessons
    he reminds me of a teenaged boy sometimes

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    In reply to huntinbare:

    I'm still not sure if he needs uppers or downers. Or both.

    After the first quarter, he should have been shooting up. With 2 mins to go in 2nd, someone should have fired him full of ketamine.


  • what the fuck?

    They're trotting OUR fucking DC out at their game? I would take that as an insult if I was the bears

  • pep isn't going to miss all of those

  • Like I said, it's prime time - that's Bears D and SP team time a la Cards.

    That last score was REALLY important cuz it took the momentum out of the crowd and it'll at least temper Martz going pass-ass crazy in the second half (ideally).

    The D plan is obvious. Contain, contain, contain, blitz, mix up cover 2-cover 3, contain some more....

    If our O gets back to running and PA, this is our game to win

  • Robbie's having a great year with KO. His leg has gotten longer, because he's putting them deep in the endzone.

  • He's Goulden.

  • See, that's what I'm talking about. Break gap discipline, and Vick slides out from the pressure.

  • that was a puss hit conte

  • stop em

  • common D, let's tighten it up maings

  • I'm happy with the first half, but I'm getting sick of the refs being such a large factor in the games. It ruins the game.

  • Dammit. Andy Reid has discovered the Tight End--the Achilles Heel of Lovie!

  • great play nut

  • Peanut. PERFECT timing. Textbook corner play.

  • fuck melton could have picked that

  • DAMMIT. Bears LOST that short-yardage play. Line got destroyed.

  • briggsy everywhere tonight

  • Major mistake... Wright has to make that tackle... DAMNIT

  • oooops

  • who the fuck whiffed? Who? Fucking Pringles. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

  • Damn it. Not a good drive for the D here.

  • Wright, you are a SAFETY. YOU DON'T DIVE.

    Break down, keep your pads over your feet, and TACKLE the ballcarrier.

  • Major Wright tackling issues.

  • Bears D has to be gassed after that drive. How many 3rd down conversions was that by Philly? Bears offense cannot afford a 3 and out.

  • Iggles Offense adjusted at halftime, Bears Defense did not.

  • defense looked tired... long fuckin drive..... 3rd downs killed us... I am sending Martz mind bullets.... RUN THE GOD DAMN BALL...

  • Major Wright can get to fuck. Once again, trying to get the big hit and completely missing. Well done, douche.

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    Seeing Wright look so bad at tackling makes me long even more for Mike Brown. Or Mark Carrier.

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    Merriweather anyone?

  • another bad angle by Wright.

    Cost us a TD. He makes that tackle on 3 and 6, it sets up a 4rth and 3 or so.

  • wright needs to realize there is always help coming
    get your hands on the ball carrier son

  • we better step it up here.

    I knew this wasn't going to be a cakewalk, but common boys we fucking hammered them all first half.

    I damn well hope Martz is going to come out with a way to get back that first drive swagger. Adjustment Martz... adjust!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I don't think philly is gonna let him. They're making Cutler try to beat them, and it's working

  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    With that said, philly's run defense might be unable to stop forte, no matter how many the plug up there

  • "Devin Hester's been held in check tonight."

    Tirico, given that Philly has punted twice and kicked off three times, the fact that Hester hasn't broken a long one means that he hasn't seen the ball enough--not that Philly has figured him out.

  • The Eagles finally realized that they have TEs and that we don't like covering them.

    The ball's in Rod's court now to adjust

  • YOu can't challenge it if the ref rules him down and blows the play dead!

    How can they decide whose ball it is? THEY WHISTLED THE PLAY DEAD.

  • 100% I was thinking the exact same thing bleed

  • There has to be a clear recovery... which it looks like there was...

  • Forte is gonna cost us this game

  • forte 2 fumbles... WTF?!?!?!?

  • Shit, that was a fumble. Crap.

  • In reply to christianh:

    Yep, it was a fumble, but the refs blew the whistle and ruled Forte down.

    They CAN'T overturn that.

  • They changed that rule a couple years ago. They can definitely review that.

  • really? not one in 36something... and now 2 in 20 minnutes? What in thee fuck?

  • Can't afford to lose the turnover battle. Can't. Fuck Forte.

  • I guess Forte thought he was getting a deal done in the bye.

  • At a bar. Place is crazy. Co.e on Cutler

  • Instead of thinking about the task at hand, like run the football and keep the in your damn hands until the whistle blows, instead Forte is thinking about contracts and big money

  • Well that hurts. Fucking turnovers man.

  • are you fucking serious? He whistled it down man!??!?!?

  • FUCK

  • NO. NO fucking way.

    I have NEVER seen possession in a fumble-scrum ruled via replay, and WHEN THE FUCK did the NFL make it legal for refs to overrule when a play was whistled dead?

    These refs are conspiring. Not that Forte is helping with his fumble-itis, but the refs aren't supposed to be able to overrule a whistle.

  • Fuck I'm seeing the season... circling the drain...

  • defense cant hold being on the field that long.... Offense has to help the situation... FUCK

  • Cannot believe this.

  • Nick Roach what the hell was that? Fucking turnovers, fuck!

  • In reply to Shady:

    AND Urclacher dogging it. AND Conte taking a crap angle and then giving up.

    A team failure by the defense on that play.

  • we're giving this game away

  • FUCK. Linebackers blew that, and Wright let him have the TD.

  • Giving Philly the game

  • THIS

  • brutal

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I was going to take some fault for it as I missed the first quarter and thought they started playing poorly when I joined but sheesh, this is not on me.

  • gotta go back to Forte... UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE WILL MARTZ STOP RUNNING..... I hope...

  • Assist once again to Forte.

  • Roach su ks

  • Forte scores 14 point for the Eagle.

    Maybe they ought to pitch in for us to keep him.

  • Why does this game feel over?

  • In reply to Stuck in MN:

    cause you're stuck in minnisota?

  • I don't want to hear another word out of Forte and his contract...two touchdowns he just gave the Eagles.

  • Problem is, a couple times before when Forte had a couple fumbles in a game, he topped them off with a third.

  • It's one of those games where SOMEBODY needs to step up and make something happen.

  • Fucking kickoff returns have been shit.

  • now we will see what jay has got
    martz will go to the air
    we need some points to get the d rest and change the momentum

  • we r falling apart....GEEZ... and just like that chuckie shifts from Fortes sack to mccoys sack.....

  • catch the damn ball, Roy.

  • Roy Williams may just need to take his money and retire.

  • right on the numbers.... geezus ROY

  • Wow. Go Bears. What the....

  • Jesus Fucking one can catch a fucking godamned ball!!!!!

  • In reply to MaddBearfan:

    Except Earl.

  • roy williams has fucking clown feet. he sucks

  • For the Iggles breaking the bank on their secondary, they sure suck.

  • EB!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • where has earl been man?

  • #59 shoulda been called for DPI, or at least illegal contact.

    Of course the refs turn a blind eye.

  • we will not get calls in philly; but we are changing the momentum
    we need to complete this drive with7

  • great stat to own... sheeeeit

  • I don't know why they would bench Forte after that fumble. You can't really put the first one on him? it was a poor pass caused by poor protection and he did everything to pull it in, and it got knocked out before he could. He's their best player by a mile....

  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    It's less "benching" and more "giving Barber a chance."

    Given the Iggles are keying on Forte, and given that Forte has a history of getting streaky with fumbles, the coaches are doing the right thing and letting him NOT be the target of strip attempts.

  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    but tonight he's given... given... on a silver platter 14 points.

  • In reply to MB30SD:


  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    3rd and 1.... RUN THE DAMN BALL

  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    i think to help him get his head right

  • and there's another 3rd quarter timeout. fantastic time management boys. Still got the knack for screwing it up even after 7 games of this nonsense already.

  • Bennet the only WR who doesn't choke in prime time.

  • don't wanna jinx it, but has Cutler been sacked yet?

  • Nice kick Robbie, not a bad drive - too bad they couldn't get that 3rd and short conversion.

  • That was a bad 3rd-and-1 play call.

  • WTF!!!!???? please can anyone catch THE FUCKING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dude, what the fuck was up with the aligator arms 87

  • Empty back field on 3 and 1.

    Genius Martz, Genius....

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    I don't mind the empty backfield. I mind the lack of a short-yardage throwing option. Or bootleg Jay. Just do SOMETHING that gets a first down.

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    why can't we just get these short yardage plays figured out?

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    Boomer is still hammering Martz for that on Westwood One

  • time for mccoy to go down

  • no more fumbles by forte and we win this one. We need another takeaway right here

  • Brilliant 3rd and 1 call, Martz.

  • In reply to Ufficio:

    yeah, that was terrible.

    Here's the fucking formula for 3rd and short martz:


  • defense should be rested.... we gotta punish #7

  • The Bears have run 1 screen tonight and it was that silly toss back, what about the conventional screen?

  • Is it me or do we have difficulty keeping a lead on a team?

  • In reply to lobotobear:

    naw, without the two forte fumbles inside our own 35, we'd be beating these guys like a fucking drum.

  • OK. Stop them here. Short field, Cutty & Co. drive for the TD. That puts Bears up by 3 with ~10 minutes left in game. Figure at some point in that 10 minutes, Reid puts down his Almond Joy and puts together at least a FG drive.

    Meaning the Bears need 2 TDs to win the game.

  • I HATE how on EVERY incomplete in the NFL anymore, the receiver puts up his arm, expecting a flag.

  • +1

  • awesome!

    footsteps much desean?

    Conte you pussy, fuck that dude up!!!

  • Need a good drive out of this field position now.

  • here comes the bullshit flags...

  • Of course the one holding call of the night goes... against the Bears. WTF?

  • the refs are always on our side.... it's nice.

    Maybe they're all incahoots with pete and donnie banks

  • i was waitin for that flag

  • How many wins would the Bears have if Bennett hadn't been injured?

    Holy frick, he gets open, catches the ball, and gains yards.

  • sad, down goes fraiser (GP)

  • Joe Frazier dead.... damn that sucks... Go Bears

  • LATE HIT!!!!! YES!!!! pussy football in our favor... about time!!!!!

  • Huge red zone oppo.

  • YES! Take that, Iggles!

  • R.I.P. Joe

  • i am sad in the middle of a great drive

  • Earl fucking Bennett, welcome back!

  • Fucking hell. Martz, you get an A+ for that drive.

    Earl Bennett, you get an A+.

    Jay Cutler, you get an A+.

    This is what an offense looks like, ladies and gentlemen.

  • EB!!!!!!!!!!!! We have missed you Sir!!!!!

  • our bears are showin' some grit

  • yep. sad.

    We are the better team btw. Without forte's two fumbles we'd be destroying these guys

  • It is unbelieveable how much I love Earl Bennet. Massive man crush right here.

  • In reply to DYLbear23:


    our only 'real' receiver

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    DYL...get in

  • Ok... just one more beer... ;)

  • did chauncy just see earl score?

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    must be a bear fan

  • And those last 4 games should make clear that Cutler is the real deal.

  • fuck... common D

  • that damn screen is killing us

  • Picking up Earl in FF Tuesday? Check.

  • Bears defense needs to finish strong.

  • gooood morning

  • Fake - bad idea. This ain't high school ball, Reid.

  • In reply to christianh:

    gotta give it to him, lovie would NEVER have the balls for that...

    ...I mean after the last time he tried it and it failed miserably.

  • Andy Reid is a moron.

  • That was a much needed stand.

  • how did the receiver get so far downfield on that play? The ball was snapped and he threw it--the guy isn't that fast. Was he even lined up onside?

    Great job actually showing the play, ESPN. This is some crappy coverage.


  • that was scary

  • thats why he's a punter and not a QB!!!!!

  • we need to make them pay for that with some points

  • Huge break on that fake punt - the guy was WIDE OPEN. wow

  • In reply to Shady:

    he was short of the first down if he caught that
    jay needs to do his thing
    and make his mark

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    Actually, he was not.

  • that bitch should never touch the ball again..tee hee hee

  • In reply to lobotobear:

    wow..did reid think it's friday night lights?


  • we need a score here please

  • Still a ton of time left.

  • dude, despite the fumbles... forte is fucking ridiculous man. Jesus

  • is anybody other than me impressed with the OLINE tonight?

  • In reply to underway:

    yes please... there you go viva

  • In reply to underway:

    oh yeah tice has 'em rollin'

  • I'll just say it......Gruden's treateed us right tonight.

  • Huge catch Roy, there ya go!

  • ROOOOOOY! Hahahahahha.... clown shoes!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    stop it
    i keep seein bozo dancing to bob trendlers' jammin' big top band
    you'r e killin' me

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    he kinda looks like wizzo

  • no stoopid shit... we need atleast 3

  • fuck hester better be ok

  • this is it boys!!!! A fuckin OFFENSE!!!!! This is what we have waited for!!!

  • Hester out.

  • We need a TD to put this game away!!!

  • thanks for the TO, Andy.

  • he probably didnt even call it- a ripple of fat might have went up his arms and the refs took that as a TO.

  • Thanks Shady, your right. #80 is the MAN!!!!!

  • Uh, I think you have to Bennett here, right?

  • beautiful

  • I'm too fucked up to deal with this bit. Bear down.

  • $ well spent?

  • OK, need the TD here. A FG puts the Bears up by 6. I don't like that.

    Earl, it's time to shine again.

  • Why do they continue to try and use Forte at the goal line. Isn't that what Barber is for?

  • BAAAHAHHAHAHA... yeah, lovie's sick alright

  • DAMNIT I wanted to put this out of reach....

  • fuck man... needed those points.

    D, time to step up. Moore, get us a pick-6 baby!

  • So according to the guys in the booth Eagles have this game won.

  • Hold onto your butts.

  • It's OK, if Babin puts his hands in Spaeth's face, right?
    Because the refs missing a 10-yard penalty on 3rd & goal isn't going to influence the outcome. Right?

  • #54, it's time for your interception


  • damn it.

  • Vick is gonna get killed.

  • how about a pick 6 ?

  • If we lose it's cause we couldn't punch it in near the goal line again.

  • Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.....................

  • So how many of you guys like the call of Matt into the middle of the line on first and second & goal? I fuckin knew Martz would do it. I predicted it the other day.

    fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, and did I say fuck!?

  • gotta get pressure on #7

  • this is quite the memorable game

  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    Yeah really good game.

  • Finish it D, finish it!

  • C'mon!!!!!!


    Except Ditka. He got it right.

  • Ditka. Bears. Ditka. Sausage.

  • agreed..... Fuck em all...

  • .....................W.......................O.......................W........................

  • In reply to Sdwat52:



    Hey cheese... come on over to the side of good.

    harry just fell off his cloud and he's still reachin for the bud on the way down
    someone run outside and catch him

  • Bears win! Bears win!

  • OK, Cutler haters can suck it. Guy played a fantastic game.

    And on that last play, he ran after Forte, just in case a freak fumble.


  • Game.


  • Woo hoo. 5-3 Baby.

  • By the way, I wanted the Bears to draft Coleman. Watched him play at OSU, and thought it was crazy he didn't get drafted higher.

    He'd look great in Navy & Orange.

  • someone remind podlesh of the eagles/giants game... DO NOT KICK TO THIS GUY... PLEASE

  • Best game of the season thus far, looks promising for the 2nd half.

  • hats off to the OLINE... Kept the franchise safe tonight....

  • Podlesh, kick the fuck outta this, and make sure it doesn't get returned.

  • One outta two is fine.

  • Best game of the season by far. Win! Bring on the Lions.

  • what the fuck was THAT Podlesh?

  • Scary up to the last minute...

  • Jackson didn't catch that ball because Gruden was in his pants, still fellating him.

  • awesome. fucking awesome. Would have been a MUCH bigger drushing without forte's 2 fumbles for points.

    Beautiful guys. feel great for the rest of the week maings.

  • Great game from Cutler, Urlacher, Peppers and the coaching staff out of the bye. Got to love it.

  • In reply to Shady:

    briggs was a beast and also izzy

  • In reply to huntinbare:


  • If we had 5 Earl Bennetts on our team cutlers %completion would be insane.

  • In reply to DYLbear23:


  • So is the "Cutler's diabetus always acts up at night" meme dead and buried now?

  • In reply to Ufficio:

    He was pretty bad in the 1st half, but he was tremendous in the 2nd. Underthrew quite a few passes in the 1st.


  • Woohooo!

    5-3, read 'em and weep.

    Won the battle, lost the Hester?

    Dang, bitter-sweet.

  • In reply to 4ever85:

    bring on the gritty sam hurd
    and now knox has to step it up

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    I know Hurd can be a receiver for us, quality individual too.

  • Once again, we absolutely DOMINATE Vick. He should get a shellacking for that pussy throw at the end.

    No sacks? Gabe who? Can't believe we're struggling to fit players into our offensive line.

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    Yeah, and who'd have thunk it?

  • Dog Killa vs Da Bears, 0-wins, 4 losses.

  • No sacks on Cutler, are you kidding me?

  • Karma was on the Bears side tonight.
    Pennsylvania is a cursed state tonight.
    Dog Killer + Rapist = loss.

  • In reply to TheFifth:


  • I venture to say that was the best game a Bears O-line has played in two or three years.

  • Still can't say enough about the line, what a game that group had not he road. TEs included.

  • Hope Peppy's knee is ok, we'll need him next week...I don't think Forte is an 8 million a year running back, but he does deserve a damned good bonus!!!! Oh well..ugly win..but we'll take it!

  • In reply to MaddBearfan:

    I wouldn't call it ugly, the only thing ugly were the fumbles. The Bears played pretty solid all around.

  • In reply to MaddBearfan:

    It was a beautiful win. Gorgeous.

  • Hells to the yeah!


    The only (contending) team we do not control our destiny against is the Saints.


  • Can we be a +8 underdog every week please?

  • In reply to DYLbear23:

    Lovie actually referenced that (insulting)point spread in his post gamer and said the team used it as motivation.

  • Have I said (gee, I guess I have for 3+ years now) that I love Earl Bennett? It is SO GOOD to have your #1 receiver back.

    Also, I have to say it is glorious that when your main man coughs up the ball a couple times, the whole offense rallies, puts up 30 points, and you win anyway.

    As the Lovester would say "that was big".

  • Lance Louis was a fucking monster at RT tonight, definitely a breakthrough game for him. Not sure where that leaves Carimi when he gets healthy. Depth on the line? GTF outta here. The Bears have clearly found a combination of run plays for Forte that are extremely effective.

    How about those rollouts? Finally!

  • In reply to Shady:

    I know...Louis is a beast there... I think we keep off the line Carimi till he earns a spot back.

    Rollouts were awesome.

  • What a game! I'm really proud of this team tonight. Hard fought, never say die. Chicago Bears football to the last.

  • Work in 6 hours, sweet dreams motherfuckers!

    Shady out.

  • Damn does it feel good to get a Monday Night victory on the road. O Line was awesome tonight. 0 sacks? When was the last time that that happened? And Cutler showed why he's one of the most underrated QB's in the game too... Fucking awesome performance all around, especially with the improv.

  • One thing... I have to say...

    Roy.. you are gonna lose your spot soon.

    Bennett.. please sign back with us.

  • In reply to Artoo:

    Earl is our #1, and we need to give him at least #2 money.

  • EARL BENNETT = #1 receiver

  • as i sit here with my predictions coming true i smile and say


  • fuckinggg asssome oline played great, jay cutler flawless Earl Bennett clutch D held the fort.

  • oh and Vick lost respect for him when he said Eagles made bad plays instead of giving our D props when props are due.

  • Only off by 3 points, Jeff. Nicely done. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears. Fuck yeah. Gonna be a great week.

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