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Audibles From the Long Snapper: Enter Angry Jay

Audibles From the Long Snapper: Enter Angry Jay

TIME HAS COME FOR ANGRY JAY CUTLER

He was pissed off, standing by himself down from the remainder of the Chicago Bears roster.  The quarterback was tired of getting shellacked every time he dropped back to pass and rightly so.  But he wasn't pouting, no sir.  He was standing by himself watching the action on the field and hoping for another opportunity to throw the football and score some points.  He had already hollered at every coach, every lineman, every trainer, every Bears fan within an ear shot.  One thing was very, very clear.  Jay Cutler was done.

Now is his moment.  Now is his time.  Cutler has an opportunity to show the Chicago Bears media and faithful that he is bigger than the general manager and coaching staff.  Bigger than the protection schemes that refuse to protect him.  Bigger than all the mistakes being made in and around Halas Hall.  Jay Cutler is the franchise quarterback.  His silence and calm demeanor are no longer required.

HESTER SAYS SOMETHING TELLING, SILVER WRITES IT

The quote: "They sent more than we were expecting.  And as a unit we didn't adjust to it."  If this is the case, it is grounds for firing multiple individuals.  When a playwright/blogger knows what the opponent's game plan is going to be, and writes about it every day for a week, yet the offensive coordinator doesn't, we have a problem.  For christ sake, I know every lyric to West Side Story!  I'm not supposed to be better prepared for football games than the Bears offense!

From Mike Silver's piece:

Finally, after two consecutive embarrassing performances, the Saints’ defense came up huge in a 30-13 victory over the Bears. In a clear sign that New Orleans defensive coordinator Gregg Williams got the best of Chicago offensive coordinator Mike Martz (and both are very, very shrewd strategists), Bears quarterback Jay Cutler(notes) was hit repeatedly and sacked six times. “We kicked their ass,” said one Saints defender. “They refuse to block blitzes. It was unbelievable how much we hit Cutler.”

SPEAKING OF WIDE RECEIVERS

Look at the statistics from Sunday's loss to the Saints and you'll notice something: outside the Devery Henderson bomb TD, the Saints wide receivers had about 60 yards of total output.  The Bears corners played a good game.  But the defense could not defend Jimmy Graham - as also predicted on this site every day for the entire week.

PICKS CONTEST

After a thrilling Week One performance by you boys below, not a single individual had a perfect Week Two.  The reason why is simple.  The Bears beat about 90% of you and the failure of Cowboys receiver Jessie Holley to gain one more yard in overtime cost the other 10%.

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  • http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2011/09/gabe_carimi_dislocates_right_k.html

    Not the best news but also not the worst. For the time being we'll have to do without him.

  • On a more positive note I got married on Saturday, I'm fucking beat down after hugging, greeting, and telling 160+ friends and relatives about our Hawaiian getaway tomorrow.

    My wedding gift from the little lady was a plane ticket for each of us and a couple bears-lions ticky's for the contest in November. I was already planning on crossing the bridge to see the Raidah's in November so this will be the first time I get to see my squad twice in a season.
    Moral of this story: my woman's a keeper.

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    Congrats. Just a tip, though: keep that offshore checking account stocked up.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP! For shame... the lad is filled with hope and love, give him his 4-6 months of bliss.

    Congrats Ben, enjoy and... (not to be vulgar, but...) Artoo it this week maing.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Glen Rice style!

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    Congrats, ben!

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    nice!

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    Woo hoo! Way to be dude.

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    Congrats Ben. My only advice is get it while you can! She sounds like a definite keeper. Have a great time in Hawaii.

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    it's as it should be
    all the best for your future

  • In reply to ben in norcal:

    Congrats Ben. Get as much sex in as you can before the first kid arrives. And if you need time off to go watch a game, check out Artoo's website.
    WWW.TAME-IT-POUND-IT.COM ...

  • On the vengeance front - Stallone is ready to start on Expendables Part 2.

    Ahnold and Bruce Willis are back as CIA, Nic Cage is playing the villian, they might get Travolta (not sure yet) - and playing the POTUS - I am not making this up - Chuck Norris.

    Plus, Jet Li, Jason Statham are back on Stallone's team.

    How much angry kick ass can a movie have?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Hell Yes!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    if they could add Seagal it would be epic

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    Seagal? Really Johnny? That guy is slower and fatter than me and I'm really slow and fat. Unless you meant Katy Seagal kicking ass as Peg Bundy! That would rock.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    If we could roll her odometer back about 15 years, I would so want Katy Seagal to sit on my face.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    I wouldn't mess with Seagal. I wouldn't mess with anybody, but you do not want to mess with Seagal, fatty or not. He's 12 millionth dan aikido fatty or some such.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    it was free on Netflix so i tried to watch it tonight. That was painful.

  • "For christ sake, I know every lyric to West Side Story! I'm not supposed to be better prepared for football games than the Bears offense!"

    this is why I love this blog.

  • In reply to bdevan:

    I know very little about football trategy that is why I come here
    to educate my ignorance
    2bl M's problem is he has stopped learning
    he should read more
    peoples lives are at stake

    I wish he would realize this
    Ron santo played 3rd base and bounced himself around in a diabetic body

    Jay plays quarterback and gets bounced around in a diabetic body

    Jay got here early enough to say good bye to the cub
    so did 2bl.M

    WHATFRESH H-LL IS THIS

  • In reply to bdevan:

    Jeff, peering out his project window up at the one crack of night sky he can see. A lone tear, streaking a path down his NY city grimed face ... " MARIIIIAAAAA! I ONCE KNEW A GIRL ...."

  • Johnny, I liked your proposed rule about white DBs on the last thread. You have my support on that one... coming from one white DB to another.

  • btw, that picture is frightening. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

    Oh, one last thing... fuck you unnamed saints defender... fuck you right in your smug face.

  • Likely to miss the game against the pack:

    * BJ
    * LL
    * MP (Major Penis)
    * Bennett ?
    * Barber ?

    Fuck.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-injuries-could-create-holes-in-bears-offensive-line-20110919,0,296663.story

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Harris being back would make up for losing Pringles, and seeing him start alongside Meriweather would be a welcome relief this year.

    Haha, took me a second to figure out who the f-ck you meant by BJ...

    Yeah, I think he's the biggest loss. Frank the Tank is going to have to play the game of his life next week.

    LL is not a huge loss, IMHO...
    And you know, the more I think about this game the more blame I put on Martz and the wide receivers group.
    The whole point of blitzing is you are bringing more guys than I can account for at the line of scrimmage, so blaming the OL is a little misplaced. The point, right, is that I change my playcalling to get the damn ball out quicker than you can get to my quarterback. And when Jay did, our receivers did a great job of dropping the ball, which just meant the Saints front line had no reason to wear down at all. The fact that the plays called didn't do enough to discourage bringing extra pressure is on Martz and the receivers. I don't think any OL is going to do well against the amount of blitz packages that GW sent if they're not getting the chance to hit back with run plays mixed in, or even some success in moving the chains.
    Anyway, hashed it to to death: Martz got retarded again and our receivers failed to catch the ball or get separation.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    If there's a better lineman on our team than Lance Louis I'd like to know who it is. Garza's whiffing at the second level has been found out, and clearly he can't call blocking assignments/adjustments for shit. Saints defenders said they were coming in unblocked, joke-style. Even Olin was coaching our D-line in-game, did you read that? I think it was Melton or Okoye that said that. Telling them when they were heavy in their stance etc. With Carimi out from the start, things get a whole lot worse for Cutler next week. It could be brutal.

  • In reply to IrishSweetness:

    Losing Louis didn't fucking make one bit of difference vs the Falcons; losing Carimi made the o-line look like dogshit vs. the Saints.
    You figure it out, Irish.
    Fuck.
    And did you consider that Garza may not be responsible for calling the protections?
    And that no one could hear the fucking snap county in the second half because he got kicked in the throat? Kind of hard to beat d-line men when you lose the singular advantage of knowing when the exchange is taking place.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    BJ?

    Roy?

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    Bear Jew

  • After further review.......

    The Bears still suck

  • Although, by reading some of these comments, you'd think it was a Chiefs blog. Might I suggest that you guys start following futbol? If nothing else but for the fact that there are ties? Then maybe you'd have at least one more possible post game reaction besides "Super Bowl" one week and "fire everybody" the next?

  • In reply to thebigcheese:

    see below for examples of you lack of reading and comprehension skills.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    DM, don't feed the trolls... especially the one who really really really love this blog and all of us.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    s

  • The Big cheese-dick, while lame, is right. Can we please stop overreacting to every win and every loss, for Christ's sake?

    MB, If you tell me your wife is pregnant again, THEN I'll believe in karma.

    She is, isn't she? ISN'T she?

    You poor sorry bastard.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    Hahahaha... did you use your super maths powers to deduce this? Brilliant I say!

    First, I want to apologize for giving you so much shit about your third little blessing. In reflection, it was not nice because bringing another human being and another mouth to feed into this world is probably one of thee biggest deals there is, so I am sorry my good doctor.

    Second, we don’t think so right now, but there was something missing this month (if you know what I mean) and she’s been feeling ‘weird’ for almost two weeks now. Pee stick tests keep coming back negative, but we were both scared to death by the prospect. She goes to our family doctor wed to find out if it’s just fatigue and stress… but I guess it could be another little one… god knows I have sperm like little supermans. We just hope it’s nothing else bad.

    Anyway, after she told me this and my life had finished flashing before my eyes, the very second thing I thought about was you busting my ass for being a jerk and a hypocrite – hence the karma question.

    I won’t do it anymore. And I apologize to the karmic god of ‘ill fuck you up if you aren’t cool’.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You should try pulling out every once in a while MB. It's the coolest.

  • hahahaha... nice coach. I've forgotten how maing.

  • Coach....waaaayyyyyyy early

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    It's hard to offend me. I know you're just busting balls. I can take it.

    Publicly, I'll be hoping your not expecting. Secretly, well, I'm sure even you're math skill can deduce what I'm hoping for secretly.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    By the way. P-sticks are rarely wrong when they read positive. They CAN be wrong when they read negative. Just an FYI to keep your chin up.

    God I'm loving this.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    bastard... I knew you would.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Get her snipped MB. Tee hee. *Her*.

  • Collins is out for the season.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    And I'm not referring to our dear departed walking corpse, Todd.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Jesus. Great news he's ok... too bad it wasn’t woodson... speaking of Karma.... dirty fuck.

  • Here's the first 2 posts from the post game thread, you idiot.

    MikeBrownhadaPosse said 23 hours, 12 minutes ago
    yep world isnt ending.

    Reply
    MB30SD said 15 hours, 59 minutes ago
    In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:
    Not till next december at least...

  • followed by this:
    Artoo said 15 hours, 52 minutes ago
    First.

    I hope next week is a better game.

    Yeah, cheese. Looks like Panic has really set in. Moron.

  • Lovie needs to re-up that mushroom stamp of sanity that he laid on the head of Martz last season. Apparently it's not a year round sanity stamp, it wears off after so many games.

  • He needs to use purple ink like voters in Iraq, so we know pre-game whether the gameplan will be retarded or brilliant.

  • Martz is like a raging alcoholic. One's he gets that taste, he goes balls out off the wagon. Then, he requires the lovie intervention:

    "Now, you know Mike, you're only hurting yourself when you do this."

    Now lets all go around the room and tell Mike how his actions have afffected us...

  • In reply to Dmband:

    ...my name is MB30SD and if mike does that stupid shit one more time I swear i'm going to fucking kill him... wait, this is anger management class right?

    ...Oh, SECOND door down on the right. I though something was wrong when I didn't see Max here (UNSUBSCRIBE MAX!)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    hahahaha. Ragaholics

  • In reply to Dmband:

    http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Jeff-vonvonderen-intervention.jpg

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    awesome. love that show... did you see the one with the former harvard grad who was huffing like 15 bottles of keyboard air cleaner a day? Holy shit she was fucking crrrraaaaazzzyyyyy!

    btw willie, DTV on the PS3 was pretty solid this weekend. After this coming weekend I will give it the thumbs up if it performs well again.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Good news!

    I have been lucky enough to catch the last 2 games on Fox, so I haven't had to resort the old stream-from-laptop-to-TV route.

    Hope it remains beautiful.

    And yes, the "walking on sunshine" girl was INCREDIBLE. By far the best one, I had to download it. Also good was the "last tray" speedball guy.

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljk1yqcYKD1qaj6h8o1_500.jpg

    She's well represented on the youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzAEnlY9OF4

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    awesome... oh, I... uhhh... I mean... sad.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    thank you so much for reminding me of that fucking episode:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzAEnlY9OF4

    classic

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Stephen King's intervention came after his wife Tabitha found out he had a mouthwash problem. A six-bottle-a-day mouthwash problem.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    I will start.

    "mike, because of your actions, you have gotten "drunk" and physically abused Jay Cutler. Jay...Jay...dont walk away, he needs to hear this.

    Jay please show Mike your bruises.....you...you did this Mike. Do you even remember what happened? Well, I will tell you...you came home Sunday all hopped up on deep posts and you punished this poor man. Shame on you Mike. Shame on you."

  • In reply to Dmband:

    kinda sounds like an episode of Cesar Milan.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The OC whisperer?

  • In reply to Dmband:

    just hope we get the same results and Martz stops shitting all over our house.

  • Cutty aint taking shit and he was only person I saw with the right attitude out there. It was plain as day. He was pushing back on D-linemen after he got body slammed and talking smack at them, and I was wondering why the hell the O-lineman didn't have any fight in them or even to watch his back. Embarassing.

    On BJ -- according to Tribune:
    "Carimi suffered a knee sprain, according to Smith, but an NFL source said the player has a knee subluxation (a partial dislocation), an injury he suffered previously at Wisconsin. The good news is that there is no ligament damage. The bad news is Carimi likely will miss the next two games vs. the Green Bay Packers and Carolina Panthers."
    There you have it.
    Glass half-full for now, positive energy. Rodgers dead.

  • In reply to GuinnessPlease:

    Indeed. Rodgers dead.

  • In reply to GuinnessPlease:

    A good friend suggests that with the way the Bears treat injuires, as if they were The Manhattan Project, Carimi is probably actually done for the season and Marion The Barbarian is facing amputation.

  • Btw, wanted to take this time to list a few pet peeves and other random shit I’ve been meaning to post:

    1. Dude’s at the gym who wear rashguards (http://www.rashguardshirtco.com/) to work out. What in thee fuck are these people thinking????

    2. People who talk on the phone at the gym… while sitting on a machine I want to use. This is the problem with having a phone where your music is.

    3. Mike Martz’ lopsided play calling

    4. Pregnancy scares (I thought these would be gone with my 20s - you're welcome Doc)

    5. Trolls, bad breath, and angry people.

    Gotta like the Foo: http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/19/foo-fighters-protest-westboro-baptist-church/? (oh, and god hates America btw)

    Products of the day:
    • For MBP, Johnny, and the other beermongers here: http://uncrate.com/stuff/fridge-monkey/
    • I can’t tell you why I want one of these stupid little things, but alas, I do: http://uncrate.com/stuff/sphero/
    • There are two things in life I’m really scared of (well, more than that, like sharks, but you get my point), synthetic drugs and very fast motorized vehicles. That said, if I was a motorcycle guy, this thing looks bad ass: http://uncrate.com/stuff/zero-engineering-type-9-motocycle/

    End public announcement.

  • I was going to go full meatball and rock Ditka mustaches and sweater vests for the entirety of my Chicago vacation this weekend...

    Not sure I can muster up the gusto... Not now.

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    doooooo eeeeeetttt!

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    I'm in the Windy City this weekend too, though I'm flying outta Midway in the middle of the fucking game. Oh well.. I am going to have fun anyway. Despite the fact that my hotel has DItka's restaurant in the basement, or wherever the fuck it is.

  • O-Tis! My Man!

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1109/athletes.in.fur.coats/content.15.html

  • With Jamaal Charles down, Stephen Jackson hurt, Chris Johnson looking like he doesn't give a shit anymore now that he got PAID, FF is in disarray.

  • like a greek tragedy. this truly sucks:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AqnIRE58YXDFCu12HGHUQJRDubYF?slug=ap-panthers-davis

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    well, not all is well Johnny...

    "only $8 million of that money was guaranteed—a $7 million signing bonus and $1 million base salary in 2010"

    Let's pray for him to make ends meet.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    ha! i was kind of referring to his hopes and dreams. that is mike brown-esque

  • Wow.

    As they say, "the more things change..."

    http://www.firemartz.com/play_calling.html

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    wooow... I think we just found our blog t-shirt: http://www.firemartz.com/store/t-shirt.html

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Nice Napoleonic themed graphic:

    http://www.firemartz.com/images/martz_01.jpg

  • Be healthy boys, be healthy out there: http://www.break.com/index/news-its-healthy-to-stare-at-womens-chests-2017156

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I almost watched it until I saw it Fox news. That probably means it's actually unhealthy to stare at titties. I simply couldn't have that.

    On an unrelated issue, I haven't had a cold since I was 10 years old.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    did your parents removed your glands like they do in sveden?

  • quick parental question: am i totally fucking up my kid if i let her watch elmo? i'm watching it with her and even i'm developing add/adhd.

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    Good question Johnny. My daughter is only allowed to watch two shows a day… Super Why and the Dinosaur Train on PBS. I keep telling myself it's better cause it's public tv and they're all about education.

    Don’t know about elmo… I don't get Mr. Noodle... why put an obvious pedophile on a kids show. That dude is fucking creepy.

    And never let her watch roberto esponja. Bad news… all the characters are sex-based. A pink starfish? A contraceptive sponge? A crab? A ‘squid’? A fury squirrel?

    Dodgy stuff.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    what about NFL Network, that's safe right?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I was raised on the stooges and popeye
    I am a mess
    be careful with this regimen

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    Yes.

    Force feed her Thundercats... and not the new one.

  • In reply to Who is Willie Gault:

    snarf snarf....ohhhhh Lionnnelllll

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    Elmo is a gateway cartoon that often leads to the hard stuff:

    http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/education/researchers%3A-spongebob-may-cause-add-sept-12-2011

  • One thing that i never see is JC calling an audible. Is this not part of the offence? Does Martz think so much of his play calling ability that the one play that he calls is always the correct play? Is JC and the rest of the offence not capable of handling more than 1 play being called in the huddle? You see so many other offences calling audibles when the defence lines up even with rookie QBs. Why not give JC some options based on what HE sees on the field?

  • In reply to bearfantillend:

    Irish, is that you?

  • In reply to bearfantillend:

    This has to be Cheesy. It's too good. If it's not I apologize for coming off like a douche.

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    Let's pretend this isn't a fucking troll. Just for a sec

    Martz doesn't allow audibles in his offense. No, I am not making that up.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Lemme clarify -

    In Muck Fartz world, the play ITSELF is the audible. In football, this is called brilliance.

    The wideouts make reads at the line of scrimmage. The QB and the wideout must agree on what they see, without saying it. The QB can sometimes yell out a codeword, such that the wideouts know what the QB is thinking or sees, but the route they run is based solely on what they see when they get to the line of scrimmage.

    The "key" player is often called in the huddle. So in a singleback three wide set, with a slot guy - maybe the opposing WLB is the key guy. Usually it will be the strong safety.

    The route you run is determined by where that guy is when the ball is snapped. This can be VERY tricky - because if the safety is blitzing or moving between zones at the snap of the ball - you may think you know what route you should run, but you might not be on the same page as the QB.

    The Muck Fartz system needs a smart QB with a VERY quick release. It disfavors the gun - although why I do not know - it just does. The Warner Rams didn't run the gun, nor did the Martz Lions.

    It works best on fast turf, because it's so timing based. The swamp that is Soldier Field has to be the fucking worst place in the NFL to try it, I think even Buffalo would be better.

    The BIG MAN wideout, which is a somewhat new thing, as guys like Megatron are becoming more frequent, not less - it was rare to get a big man - Marty Booker size - that had the quickness needed - but guys like Keyshawn Johnson - began to somewhat redefine the position - not really needed in a Martz system as his whole philosophy is about getting open with speed. Speed speed speed. Oz Hakim in his prime speed.

    It's very silly for the Bears to be trying this. The best passing attack the Bears ever mustered with Erik Kramer at the helm used size and jump balls with good all-around wideouts that had deep speed but could run crossing routes and out routes well.

    So - there you go. No audibles for you!

    Have a nice day.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    thanks gpldan for the explanation - and sorry guys not a troll, I am just new to the blog.

    so if i am understanding it correctly this football "brilliance" you speak of requires alot from the offence especially in a loud hostile dome environment like the Superdome with constantly shifting defences causing the possibility of misreads and miscommunication between the QB and WRs to grow almost astronomically. In this type of environment JC and Midgets would have to communicate almost telepathically to be successfull.

    I really dont mean to sound cynical, I am just trying to gain some understanding and insight into why the play calling does not seem to be working when i see some very simple solutions to the problems that from what i have read we all see. In watching the game(s) where JC is constantly getting hit and blitzed on every play, would it not be a read for the QB and any WR to shorten routes, switch routes quick slants. and would it not be prudent to allow the QB to switch the play to a run but i guess that is not an option.

    I have already determined that Mike Martz can be brilliant at time but needs to be put on a leash when he gets out of control with the 7 step drops and long developing routes. But a 80/20 pass/run split is simply rediculous, it makes me wish for the days of we get off the bus running. Maybe the we need to hire a fan to sit in the box with Martz just to smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper when he gets out of control.

    I feel for JC - if this keeps up he wont make it through the season and he wont be able to remember his own name when he turns 40.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    thanks that was good stuff for my head

  • I was doing Cycle Oregon the last two weekends and missed both games. Because of this I'm probably the least qualified to comment on the last 2 games. Of course, that's not going to stop me.

    I'm so pissed Martz went all pass happy again I'd like to slap his smug mug. It's not just losing the game but the demoralizing effect it has on the offense. Cutler gets hammered (and jumpy), the OL loses any confidence they have and the D gets worn out. It sounds like Lovie and Tice have already given Martz the required swirly but the residual damage will take weeks to wear off. Fuck I dislike that jackass.

  • Elmo will not harsh your mellow.

    http://twitter.com/#!/Qwikster

  • Muck Fartz? R U Serious?

    http://www.firemartz.com/store/t-shirt.html

    I think Glen Rice was doing that to Sarah Palin's.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I Love Sarah Palin. If for no other reason than to piss off the liberals on this site.

  • In reply to SC Dave:

    Oops... sorry. Meant "And", not "If" :-)

  • In reply to SC Dave:

    glen rice loves him some sarah palin too dave.

  • In reply to SC Dave:

    How is Michelle Bachman rocking your world?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    she's like a very slightly smarter, very slightly less batshit version... that's not quite as hot to fat old white guys.

    Did I get that right?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Nah, she's more batshit, less greedy.

  • AUUUUUHGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHZrIROtEOY

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I'm just pissed they beat us to it.

  • They are saying Carimi has a dislocated knee. Isnt that the same injury Columbo had when he went down? NBC Sports just reported a minimum of 4 to 6 weeks gone.

  • Hey MB, I told my wife about my good fortune, errr, you're bad fortune, errr, you're wonderful gift of the good bountiful fortune that is a screaming newborn. She told me she did the P-test thing 4 times when she was suspecting our third. All negative. It's that fifth one you want to avoid. That's the one that did us in.

    God I'm loving this!

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    yoooouuuuu mooootherfucker!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    is it true mang?? number 3?

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    do they make the p sticks unreliable so you will buy more
    brilliant

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    probably hunti

  • Ohh goood...another one with the "Geritol" boys out there proving they can still make it look real...NOT!!!!. Jet Li still has some left..but that's as far as it goes. Last time I saw Arnold without a shirt he looked like someone need to get the hot air gun out and shrink down the wrinkles.

  • forte had 10 catches
    make that 2 and 8 when forte catches more than 6

  • i have said this on the back pages but I believe that missing barber hurt the most
    I do not believe 2bl.M would have thrown so much

    he loves throwin to forte so he probably pulled back from wearing him out with the run

  • "dabearsblog I am not a fan of Nick Collins being lost for the year because I think Nick Collins is a hell of a football player."

    Meh, I am. Fuck the packers. None of those POS fans cried for us when we lost Lach for the year. Fuck them right in their face.

  • For all you fantasy diehards who couldn't help but start our boys at WR, let me give you a tip, don't. I think the running total between all our WR's was something like 3 points. Actually it was more but you get the picture.

  • In reply to BigDaddy:

    Oh, and let me tell you about Hester. On the other hand......

  • fucking media whores:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Chicago-newspaper-criticizes-Fox-Sports-for-usin?urn=nfl-wp7486

  • In reply to Gucci Mang:

    My guess, Rupert Murdoch or some other Fox propagandist is in tight with the owner of the Broncos. That and isn't Chicago an overwhelming democrat city? We all know who Obama is a fan of. I seriously wouldn't put it past those fuck-sticks.

  • In reply to Doc Nitty 34:

    Naw, in this case i think it was just the complete transformation of the NFL into a reality TV show. These media outlets, "journalists", internet hacks, beat writers, bloggers, etc try to drum up so much shit. I mean look at the fact that they are STILL TALKING about the NFC Championship game. that is fucking sick man. that says alot about what the fuck is going on with us as a culture and people keep fucking eating it up.

  • Hey, MB

    Karma is 'n teef.

  • don't have to read this
    nothin important, just tryin to cheer people up
    a bear bed time story
    I'm standing on shaky ground after the worst bear week in months
    who could know about the packers this weekend
    it feels like life is rolling on mercury
    one moment ...we manhandle 'em
    the next were getting mocked by the big cheeto for more than a week
    {does he have orange palms}
    it is a sureel life for this bear body
    it gets up in the morning
    puts on the blue monkey suit
    and passes out solicitations to the hoi- poloi
    from guys who want jo-jo- the mail boy's
    right to beg for more money taken away
    so they give, and big only the best from my masters
    and now when jo-jo shows up they ask , "how's it going"
    the head less horseman rode through my team last week
    and delivered sorrow
    then my team goes to a place destroyed by hurricanes
    and filled with voodoo women ready to curse.......
    their new leader is our old leader
    he looked like a mole under that helmet
    they new every play before we ran it
    Dbl.M pretends nothing went wrong after we pulled the reeds out of the grill of the cadillac
    his buddy from detroit didn't suit up
    these guys are starting to make me think the motor city mafia has provided some favors
    i just leaned over the bowl to take a piss
    and two scraps of paper are shaped like the white rabbitt
    I think it's telling me if i dive down the hole
    their will be some sort of worm with a mushroom
    I better flush
    or maybe I should jump in
    maybe I'll find the mad hatter at the tea party

  • In reply to huntinbare:

    Jesus Christ huntin. I dig your style, mang.

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