Chicago Bears, ESPN 1700, Jeff Hughes
what in theeee fuck? This kid looks like a character in a nintendo game. There are some badass athletes out there in this crazy world.
Damn, I watched that video clip instead... and I have one question for you... how does tiki barber still get hired?
I thought the same thing... 'damn, dude's teeth are white!'
And change your name back for god's sake.
I was in Kohler Wisconsin for a weekend of golf and general hobknobbery with the brother in laws and Brian Griese was having his yearly Pro-Am golf event. At the bar afterwards we were all drinking like Romans and Ronde Barber was leading the way with a Rum and Coke that was bigger than his head. It was dark in the bar and we were pretty fucked up but all you could see was this huge gleaming Cheshire Cat grin with his eyes half closed just loving life. That dude is tiny but jacked and his legs are thicker than my mid section. Griese bowed out early but Shelton Quarles (FUCKING ENORMOUS even in retirement), Marty Turco, Ronde Barber and a bunch of Dallas Stars players were getting smashed with us. Hillenmeyer pussed out like a beeyotch.
"Hillenmeyer pussed out like a beeyotch"
Earlier, he probably swung, missed the ball, hit his head and concussed himself so that he couldn't continue drinking...
OK OK, that was a loooow blow. Lower than a midget hooker would dish out.
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Marvin Austin with the 29th pick in the draft. Peppers is going to put it to him strizzaight. The new Tank Johnson but with more talent...or trade down to take 4 juco transfer kids that were invited to the combine because some dude saw them run fast at some point.
Dad, where are you???? Why have you abandoned me? Why did I used to hear you scream the name Pringles out at night in terror as if you were having a nightmare???
Boys, the draft is only 7 days away. It's going to be exciting. I'm confident that Angelo knows he has to make this one his best draft ever. I'm also looking forward to some hot FA action after the labor impasse is resolved.
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May 19, 2014 at 12:00 am