Bears Should Leave Marvin Austin on the Board

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Taking a look around the Mock Draft Universe, it seems many football analysts believe the Chicago Bears (with fearless leadership from Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith) will seriously consider taking North Carolina defensive tackle Marvin Austin with their first-round selection.  PFT breaks down the choice this way:
Austin's college career left much to be desired (nine career sacks), but talent will keep him in round one. The nation's former top defensive tackle recruit has rehabbed his stock with an exceptional offseason, dominating at the East-West Shrine and standing out at the Combine and Tar Heels' Pro Day. 

Yes Austin was an underachiever during his time at North Carolina but that's not why the Bears should leave him be.  Yes Austin was dismissed from UNC after inappropriate contact with an agent in 2010 but that's not reason enough for the Bears to look elsewhere.  No the Bears should not even consider selecting Marvin Austin with the twenty-ninth overall pick in the draft because Marvin Austin's defensive tackle skills would make him terrible at blocking for the quarterback.

The Bears have one glaring need heading into the 2011 season: blockers.  Sure they could use more depth on the defensive line but there current roster is more than capable of being a dominant unit.  They could also use a playmaking wide receiver but they're not finding a #1 at the back end of the first round without a bit of luck.  The Bears need offensive linemen, plain and simple, and they need a bunch of 'em.
Michael C. Wright Tweeted Angelo's press conference quote that the Bears are not targeting guards/centers, instead focusing on size.  Please tell me this is posturing to the media and not factual.  The Bears need a new center soon.  They could upgrade at both guard spots (and both tackle spots for that matter).  No position on the offensive line should be deemed safe and the best offensive lineman available at 29 - according to JA, Love-dawg and Rusky - should become a Bear Thursday night.
That is not Mavin Austin.  No matter how deep into his background the Bears look, they're not going to find Jimbo Covert.
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  • #1.

    Agreed.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    And so say all of us.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    word, Irish, word

  • I see Jerry blowing smoke up the press's collective butthole. Here's to wishful thinking.

  • I wonder how much authority Rusky has in the decision process. His actual role in this organization and impact has me puzzled. This draft will show if we do the same old crap of selecting "project" picks that have a lot of "upside". I hate those friggin bs buzzwords. Pick some F-in studs that will rip off some heads, preferably F-Pack heads.

  • In reply to GuinnessPlease:

    Couldn't agree more. I've been saying this since last off-season.

    "projects" and "upside" are for day two - for the 5th round and later at earliest, not for day one.

  • Jeff, I won't prosecute for plagiarism. I know, I know, it's ok... shhhhhhhh.

    It's your blog, so I'll take it as flattery instead of thievery. Carry on.

    Oh, and are out shirts still alive somewhere?

  • and shall we fire her up?:

    for you MB
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEQcxTyiwWQ&feature=related

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    why are clowns INHERENTLY creepy?

    And who knew that J.A. would take over the mantle of Bozo the clown in Chicago.

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    thank you sir!

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Oh, and at the fear of redundancy, I'll repost:

    Marvin Austin:

    The good. He played both DE and DT, produced and had crazy ass combine numbers. He was the fastest AND the strongest DT, by the numbers. Just to put things in perspective, Here are their numbers.

    ...............40 ......Bench rep (225)

    Marcel Dareus 4.93 .....29
    Nick Fairly 4.84 .....??
    Marvin Austin 4.83 .....38
    (T. Harris) 4.68 .....29 (Hot Damn Harris was fast)

    http://www.profootballweekly.com/multimedia

    The bad:

    "North Carolina DT Marvin Austin

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    STEPHEN PAEA! Benched 49 making him not only the strongest DT but strongest in draft. Has more sacks than Austin there aren't any teams black listing him because of character concerns.

  • In reply to BodaciousBF:

    Can he play football like his life depended on it ?

  • In reply to BodaciousBF:

    Correction. Paea is the strongest prospect of ALL times in ALL positions. He broke the record by 1. If this were madden, his strength would be 110.

    He's gonna be long gone by 29, because like I said, he is tied for the 3rd best DT on the board, except, his character is squeaky clean.

    Besides, I'm with Jeff, they'd probably be bad offensive lineman. But can Jerry turn down Austin "upside"? It's hard to ween a junkie off crack.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Liuget I mean, but Paea is right behind Austin, but without character risk.

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Quote from Jerry on why he doesn't like picking O-line in the first round, "They're not pretty picks," he said. "When you look at them, you always want a little more glitter. Offensive linemen don't bring a lot of glitter, but we certainly understand the value. In part, too, we have had a good run in free agency with offensive linemen, and that has boded well for us."

    He doesn't want to build our line because they don't have enough....wait for it...GLITTER.

    WTF?

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    oh please god doc, I don't need MORE ammunition for christ sake!

    And OL in FA? We HAVE? Who's that... omelete?

    Fuuuuuck.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    In fairness to JA, Tait, Garza, Ruben and Fred were all good signings. However, Fred only had a couple of decent years, Ruben had 2-3 good years, Garza has been avg to good for a while and Tait was a really good signing. OMG sucks moose wang, Williams looks like a major bust, Olin is past his sell by date, Webb is a project that may or may not pan out and the scrubs that Irish likes are popular with him and their respective families. We were the worst OL in the league last year with a really good OL coach. How scary is that? I'm hoping numb nuts picks at least 3 OL in the draft and signs 3-4 in FA.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    In fairness to JA? Are we still apologising for the fool that ignored the most important area on the field all these years. If we don't have the worst line in football we're certainly bottom three. That's all on Angelo, and Webb is the biggest scrub I've seen in years.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Nope, not apologizing. Just stating facts. We've had a decent (not great) OL during part of his time here. Totally agree he's ignored the position the last few years. Have to disagree about Webb. Asiata and Edwin Williams are worse. Hell, Chris Williams is probably worse.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Then you admit he's completely failed with the O-line ...

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    In the last few years, yes. When we had the FA's I mentioned above, no.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Hey MB, what happened to Viva? Viva was awesome at picking games against the spread, so I'm pretty sure he knows football. I'm really curious how he going to approach the defense of numb nuts.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    I dunno Canada... he was/is a sharp dude. I liked/like him, maybe he's just a during the season guy? Still waiting to see how he would avail all the wonderful strengths of JA that guys like you and I are obviously missing. Who knows, maybe I'll eat my words Canada... but as a famous woman once said, "Stupid is as stupid does"

    ...or some such shit.

    I have a nagging feeling in the pit of my stomach that our own village idiot won't be able to help himself to a project d-linemen and a project DB "glitter piece" in rds 1 and 2... and maybe a LB in 3... then get a "Free Agent" OL from the bottom of the pile and say he just needs to be in a system like ours with a coach like Mari.

    I swear, if he fucks this draft up NONE of you guys on this board better hand me that fucking, "he's average like most of the other GM

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Isn't Viva a soldier ? Maybe that's where he is.

    I think any OL guys we're getting our jocks about will all be gone by our first pick, Jerry trades down, and we get more guys but no quality. And the clown car rolls on.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I wish I could argue with you but ...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Didn't mean to piss you off MB. I'm amazed the Chicago media (Pompeii and Hayes) wrote articles about JA being a good GM. I agree he's done some good things but job 1 is kicking ass with the high picks. His reocrd (esp in round 1) is horrible.

    I have to give Lovie and the coaches credit. We were close to going to the SB last year and if you looked at our offensive stats, they were bottom of barrel. Like you, I'm expecting another shitty draft with odd picks, high risk picks, picks at positions we don't need and picks of previously injured players that are just "too good to pass up". Of course, they will be hurt the entire time and never pan out.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    We were close to getting our asses kicked in the Superbowl, yes. AS it was we couldn't beat a team with thirteen players on IR when we were the healthiest team in the NFL. You're supposed to be in a championship game if you're the healthiest team. We were there by default. But professionally selected rosters can win you a superbowl.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    we would've matched up really well with the Steelers Irish.
    Also, i'm sick of the whole 13 players on IR shit. The majority of those guys were backups and Al Harris was on injured reserve all fucking year.
    They had 6 dudes go to the pro-bowl and Donald Driver was their other receiver. We were not winning by default man, we beat teams fair and square. I'm sorry we didn't beat the Patriots 16 times for a 16-0 record but that doesn't mean the team didn't win those games and deserve to be where they were. Sometimes other teams win the game but it doesn't mean we are some horsehit team. The Packers were 4-10 not long ago with a pretty similar roster so let's not get too crazy here.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Hopefully Angelo is as content with the roster as you are. That would be sweet.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    I wouldn't say content. I just don't go so far as to disregard the effort and results of our players and how they performed. If the o-line is addressed and improvements are made there is no telling what can happen with just the weapons we have not to mention if we improve upon those weapons. We know the gameplan will be balanced from day 1 this year. We know who to get the ball to and even after spotting the league a shitty first half of the season we came out in the 2nd half and won the division last year. The next step is to address the issues and then make the playoffs again and win the big one.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Our receiving corps isn't complete until we have a jump-ball guy. We nearly made the superbowl with that OL - but it was the lack of a big go-to receiver, as always,that we were missing.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Prediction - offensive line in draft, signing Cullen Jenkins from Packers for D-line. Re-sign Pisa at bargain basement price. Re-sign Roach.
    Must now take break to drink Chimay.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Excellent calls - especially on the Chimay. Good choice.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I hate to sound like I'm asking for a work stoppage but...the Bears would benefit from the loss of one or two weeks more than any other team in the league. I'm not saying I want it to play out that way - just pondering what seems like the inevitable.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I honestly don't Care who we draft in the 1st. But whoever it is I just want them to come in and play from day one and make a difference.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    Fresno...they have made a difference bro.....for the other teams

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    bada-bing!

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    not many rookies can come in and make an immediate impact.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    how much you bench?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I do one sit up a day. Half in the morning and the other half at night.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    nice Canada... hershel walker style.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    that was funny.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    from the HOLY SHIT DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING file:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Aml1K7bGPYYQVmi7BOgDbPA5nYcB?slug=jc-cole_brandon_marshall_stabbed_042311

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    His agent wants his privacy respected by the press. His agent can go get fucked, his woman jammed the big kitchen knife, in his gut.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    ...stabbed by a woman + prior domestic battery charges X the fact that he is a douchebag asshole that beats women / can't control his anger = more details to come

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    can we get his wife in FA? Sounds like a perfect JA project. JA knows she's tough... does anyone know her stats?

    Size? 40 time? Vert leap? HOW MUCH DOES SHE BENCH?????

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    i hate doing it but...i'm LMFAO. you could sense the urgency in your question, half shouted with desperation and excitement in your voice. like jerry stiller in King of Queens.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Benches more than anyone on our O-line, that's for sure.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Bah, I'm way too slow with old news. I was just going to say Jeff's title needs an amendment to conclude

    "and Brandon Marshall on the cutting board".

  • In reply to Mastodon:

    His career is on the chopping block.

    Marshall is known as a cut-up.

    Marshall told police "I asked her for a Slice", then followed up "I meant the soda."

  • In reply to gpldan:

    ZING!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    (slow clap)

  • In reply to Mastodon:

    This song woke Mr. Marshall up on his alarm clock today:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqbc7X2NQY

    Happy Easter, Brandon!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Damn, check out how young ray davies was in that clip.

    Kinks rock.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Kinks do rock.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Saw them in '72. Really fun show.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Marvin Austin = Replace Michael Haynes atop the biggest Bears bust list.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    i'm thinking Danny Watkins and then Cullen Jenkins in FA.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    You know who would like him... Jerry Jones. He'd be perfect at Cowboys or Raider camp.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    do the raidas have a head coach yet? Did I just forget?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Yes.Hue Jackson

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    thanks Erik... are you wearing your superman costume now...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    if i had that costume i would cut a hole for my weiner to stick through and then i could wear it when being intimate.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    "While being intimate"

    Hee hee...

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Fucking awesome Waffle. I just peed my pants a little!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I thought you would still be busy with this predicament from Saturday BigDouchey.

    From the Wisconsin Sentinel: Saturday, April 23, 2011

    Police in Neillsville, Wisconsin, have reported that a man tried to rob a pharmacy using the time-honored ruse of pretending his finger was a gun. However, the man, who was wearing a black mask, didn''t feel the need to hide the fake ''gun'' in his pocket -- he held his finger up to pharmacist Rob Taylor. He simply held up his gloved hand and pointed his finger, with his thumb extended like the cocked hammer of a pistol, at the pharmacy owner. It didn''t work. "I kind of chuckled," Taylor said, asking "Is this a robbery?"

    The man then pushed Taylor who wrestled with the man and, in the scuffle, pulled off his mask. He recognized the robber as Joel Peterson, who had earlier tried to fill forged prescriptions.

    Prosecutors couldn''t charge the assailant with attempted armed robbery since a pointed finger isn''t a weapon. Instead, Peterson was charged with attempted robbery with threat of force.

    At the station, Peterson was shackled and put into a private cell after insterting that same trigger finger into his butthole.

    (OK, I made up the last sentence. Bear the fuck down!!!)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    If I hear Jerry talk about drafting another qb this draft.. idk what I will do

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    it would be sad. Hanie would be a solid backup if they just coached him up a bit. why waste a draft pick? i want Stache as my backup.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    What I've been reading points to Hanie being the backup for real this year; any QB drafted this year will be a late round developmental guy. They mismanaged the situation with La Fever obviously (b/c of Martz unhealthy love for TC), but I think the Brain Trust now believes Hanie is the guy at backup. I really do.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Yeah, it only took them losing to our arch rival at home to learn what we all knew on the Blog all along.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    I still have that game DVR'd. Maybe I'll watch it before the draft.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Jerry Angelo is fucking slow. That's the conclusion I've come to, it's the only plausibl answer.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP, i think Danny has that anger and attitude that you want in an offensive lineman. he is a smart and mature. it may work out. You never know i guess. You can't really predict a bust. I mean, i could have told you that picking up MIKE FUCKING GREEN as Mr. Irrelevant and then eventually having him fucking start would be a less than desirable scenario but it fucking happened. Stan Thomas wasn't supposed to suck that hard, Michael Haynes was awesome in college, Everyone had Chris Williams on their draft boards, etc. I don't know what to think anymore except that Brandon Marshall fucked up somehow. You don't get stabbed with a Michael Myers kitchen knife without fucking up somehow. I've made my wife extremely mad over the years and the most she's ever done is throw a right cross at me...which i dodged like Neo.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Hahahaha... did you both just stand there staring down each other afterwards?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    the staredown was intense.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    My wife connected on hers. Left Temple.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Jaw.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA... my wife has never tried to hit me, but she can throw a mean cutdown when she's pissed. I guess that's more like a body blow... and sometimes, below the belt.

    *sniff*

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Which Chimay, the blue or burgundy one?

    Monks still make that beer! Happy Easter!

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    i did both. There is a white lable one but the likker store didn't have it.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Prediction - Cutler 3800 yds, 23TD's 12 INT's, blowjobs on the reg from KC.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I want to say he will hit the 4000 mark.. he did it the last time he started the second year the same offense.. of course they blocked for him and he had brandon marshall.. besides the point!

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    I predict Miami to draft a QB that Brandon Marshall thinks sucks. I pray for his presence in Chicago. With a receiver like that on the team we'd have been in the superbowl last year

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Time to quit the pipe......

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    +1

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Hahahahaha... I was totally kidding canada. And you didn't do anything to me, jerry angelo on the other hand has almost single handedly handed us a terrible hand to play every year. He

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Gotta hand it to ya, MB

  • In reply to Mastodon:

    Ha!

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Hey Doc, I just read your post about your bike. A new sprocket/cassette/freewheel can't be more than $30 mail order. Living in the Seattle area there must be some hippie co-op, do-gooder, tree-hugging group that will either do the maintenance for very little or show you how to do it. Most of the repairs are pretty simple. The kicker is having the correct tools. That's where the do-gooder outfit comes in handy. Riding the bike would improve your mood and get you in shape. Can't be bad.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    speaking of canada... I've been thinking of picking up a spin bike for the garage on rainy days. Any suggestions?

    I looked and amazon carries some decent ones, I don't need the livestrong epic limited edition (how fucking sweet is that though: http://www.livestrongfitness.com/product/ls28ic/), just something sturdy and functional.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Save your cash MB. Jumping jacks in the garage, press-ups, crunches, smash the granny out of the wife a couple times a day. Lou Ferrigno baby.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    All good suggestions but there's nothing quite like riding a bike (once you get to the point where your ass isn't killing you). Insert your own joke here.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    These Mock Drafts are hilarious. Everyone is identical now, and they all have Cam Newton going to Carolina when Cam Newton is not going to Carolina. You can't lose with Von Miller or the CB. Why don't they make a play for Vince Young, surely he'd cost them a second at most? Hell, Kyle Orton could be on the block if they draft Gabbert.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I'd be shocked if Denver picked a QB in the first round. Their D is horrible and Fox is a defensive coach.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81f64138/article/former-college-corners-often-make-best-safety-prospects?module=HP_cp2

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB, look into a used high quality bike. Either online, through a local bike club or word of mouth. There are a million good bikes sitting in somebodies garage or basement. Look for bike shop bikes. Not necessarily from a bike shop but ones that are sold there. Avoid like the plague Dept store bikes. Almost all the bikes are made overseas so don't get hung up over that. Go by weight, frame material and components. A decent road/hybrid bike should be no more than 25 pounds. Look for wheels that are true. Give them a spin and see if they wobble between the brake pads. Make sure the brakes work. Cheap bikes almost always have shitty wheels and shitty brakes. Aluminum frames are light. Steel frames are heavier but they have a lively ride quality. Carbon fiber is great but expensive. Same with titanium. The shifters and deraileurs should be Shimano, Sram or Campy. If you think you'll ever ride it in steep terrain consider getting a triple crank (3 chain rings in front) or compact gearing (2 smaller chain rings in front and fairly wide gear range in back).

    Ask around, if you put it out there to your friends that your looking for a bike in a certain price range, you'll probably get a line a good bike.

    Hope that helps.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Thanks canada, I already have my roadie (Cervelo: http://www.cervelo.com/en_us/bikes/2011/P2/... without the sick wheels unfortunately) and my MTB (specialized stumpy: http://snitgersbikes.net/images/library/large/spec_sjfsrcomp_grn_m.jpg)... I'm just looking for a spin bike trainer for the garage for shitty weather days, or days where I can't get on the road until after work (dark). Thanks again.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Mount the Cervelo on a trainer or rollers. Takes about 2 minutes to mount them. I ride to work year round because I hate riding trainers.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Ive tried a trainer... can't stand it, and you can't crank. Totally not realistic.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Have you ever tried rollers? They are tricky at first but once you get the hang of them they work well. Only problem is if you zone out you'll fall on your ass.

    Sounds like you've got some nice bikes. I'm down to 6 bikes now (I used to have 8). They are from the 70's, 80's and 90's. I ride them all except for the replica cruiser. It's a Schwinn with whitewalls, coaster brake and a springer front end. It's fun on the flats but a killer in the hills (single speed and about 45 pounds).

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    yeah, liked them even less than a trainer. Oh well.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Happy Friday Everybody!

    Tonight, to relieve some of the pressure of this week, I'm going to a friends house to ROCK, to get high, and to not think about kid #3 on the way. There will be bike riding, there will be tacos, there will be basketball, there will be ROCK, there will be chronic, and there may even be mushrooms. Off to wonderland I go.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    have fun doc... don't shroom and drive... or ride.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    I wish we lived within driving distance of each other Doc. I know we'd have some major laughs and good times. Have fun and have some weed and shrooms for me!

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    you were doing so well there for a minute cheese. Oh well.

    If any of you haven't seen this, I HIGHLY recommend a viewing: http://uncrate.com/stuff/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas/

    (weed/shrooms/E/Singapore slings optional)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The book is great. I liked the movie but you pretty much need an attitude adjustment to get the maximum enjoyment out of the movie. The other movie about Hunter S. Thompson, "Where the Buffalo Roam" with Bill Murray and Peter Boyle is surprisingly boring. Johnny Depp and Hunter became really good friends during the filming of the movie. I loved his books but you just knew his life was going to end with a bang (literally).

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    I'm a big fan Canada... have read many of his books. All pretty amazing.

    And I uhhhhh... yeah, usually take an 'attitude adjustment' before I watch. In fact, before I was married I went as Hunter S in fear & loathing for halloween.

    Some weed, a vicadin, and 7 singapore slings later and I didn't remember much about that night except telling a whole lot of people, "not to take any fucking guff maan".

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Hilarious! We used to mix booze, weed and downers when I was young. Pretty dangerous combo. Almost always passed out at some point.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    "Where the Buffalo Roam" was definitely boring compared to "Fear and Loathing".

    Dr.Gonzo lives!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    My grandmother has a spin bike. I suggest you man the fuck up and get some free weights

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd be threatening your ljerky

    How much do you bench... jerky.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    haha. Topped out at 3 bills, but that was years ago. I'm guessing I would struggle with 250 now that I'm over 30 and my sack droops so low.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Pussy

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I bench 245 and I'm 6'1 and 170.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Well, you are Superman.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    And I wasn't even really asking you meatheads how much you bench press... it was a bit from the Jerky Boys in the mid 90's.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI9QhliWLbI

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    pussy

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    What's yours Mb?

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    common erik, that's so high school PE class man... besides, i don't want to embarrass you guys.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Ok. I was just asking. Mid 90's? Psh, I only knew the word power rangers and pokemon then.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Jesus... now i feel like a jerk. I was just being sarcastic erik. Ok ok, I've always been a bit of a freak in the strength dept, but my body makes up for it be being super injury prone... i pull hammys when I walk across a fucking room.

    I haven't maxed since college erik, but I workout with 260. Telling you how many reps is just too meathead for me.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I am the pencil-necked geek in the room. I was 800-meter and up in track, etc (and late to basketball).
    I could leg press as much or more than our offensive linemen, but I have long arms and teeny biceps.
    I am man enough to admit it.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Pussy

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Now I gotta ruin it with the fucking audio clip:
    http://www.audiomicro.com/free-jerky-boys-sound-clips-jerky-boys-how-much-you-bench-download-760323

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    nice MBP

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Holy shit! Not to sound weird but what is your body size? 5'6 and 230?

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    what are you wearig right now...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    pure entertainment

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    "wearig" - sounds like you were askingabout a toupee.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    slim
    like thispost

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I'm thinking Marshall's "wife" plays the crying game. If you know what I mean...

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/04/23/dolphins.marshall.stabbed/index.html

  • In reply to gpldan:

    ...and I think you do....

  • In reply to gpldan:

    That "wife" is crazy enough to put a kitchen knife in her meal ticket's tummy - you can make the wisecracks...I ain't saying shit!

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Boy done dropped his drawers in the wrong house, m'kay ....

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Bears First Round Choices from JA have gone:

    Always thinking fairytales

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHhBx1FtLQ&feature=topvideos_film

  • In reply to gpldan:

    5'9" & 155 lbs, Crying Game indeed!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    wow. She's a maaaaaan baby!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I'd smash the granny out of that, MB. Very rural Thai-looking. Looks like she can Rock'n'Roll.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Go get it Irish... might want to invest in a flak-jacket first.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Anyone else feeling that Firefox/Flash player problem? I can't upgrade to Firefox 4 to fix it because 4 doesn't support the TOR network yet. Why did this suddenly come up, is it a virus ?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I have firefox 4, and all is well, but I have no idea what TOR is lol Just switch to chrome in the meanwhile

  • In reply to gpldan:

    is that worse than when that chick "left eye" from the band burned down andre rison's mansion?

    Don't go chasing waterfalls, indeed.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Nice.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    For insurance purposes, every home Andre buys now must be "near running water".

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Hey for those of you not interested in the Draft, now you have incentive. ESPN (Budlight) is dishing out $10,000,000,000 if you guess each pick in the first round correctly. I think all you have to do is punch in "Budlight" on the ESPN search to enter the contest.

    Real Men of Genius...we like to thank you, mr. football team blogger who does it like he's getting paid.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    oh, sorry, that's 10 mil, not 10 bil lol Either way, it's more than enough to build a mancave, buy the sweetest PeeweeHerman Bike, and one of those things that fly around - a jet? yeah, one of those.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GOULD!!!!!!!!! It's up and cuts threw the uprights:

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/22/bears-gould-blasts-owners-greed-has-no-sympathy-for-players-who-dont-save-their-money/

    "Fans don

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    it's through not threw....crap!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Has every guy here not had a paramour wield the old steak knife around in a heated moment ? He just got cheaper to buy. Sweet. Third rounder Jerry. Do it.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Jebus H. Christ. That's like something you'd make up to take the piss out of him. Glitter. Good jiminy flip. And surely he can't mean the Bears when he says we had a good run on O-linemen in FA?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=7772&idevd=3DABD9C41FF011DFBD3FD37F56D89593&idevm=ec194fcc61964c028083557eff45e39f&idevmid=333534

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    so so so with you Irish.

    Guys, I hate to fucking tell you this, but Jerry is going to give away our Rd 1 pick for a 5th, 6th, and a 10th in 2012. We are going to get FUCKED once again. Watch.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    In the mock draft I participated I picked Sherrod at 29th and then Austin slided until the 2nd round so I picked him there.

    I agree with you that the first pick should address the OL (not sure if OT or OG, but any new blood there would be welcomed) but I have also concerns with the LB corps. Am I the only one?

  • In reply to SpanishBear:

    Nope. I almost guarantee that the bears are gonna pick a LB and a DB in the later rounds. Those are two positions that 1) we're getting old at 2) a team can never have enough of (due to injuries) 3) They can always contribute on special teams, and we value that.

    Add in the speculation that Peanut is moving to FS, that Manning might not be around, and that we have to face the Pack who like to use 4 wrs, it's almost a given that we draft a DB, and LB (because it's so important to our scheme).

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Can't argue about picking a LB and DB. Why would we move our best CB to FS? He's had surgery on both shoulders and being a safety is only going to expose him to more injuries. After Peanut has a crappy year at CB, I could see it. I'm guessing he has at least another 2-3 years at CB. Hopefully we'll get another CB to put Jennings on the bench. If Bowman can get Lovie to forget about the first Detroit game last year, maybe he can get back on the field.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Corners make good safeties. Peanut would be better in a marshalling role than pretending he's still 23. He's known for stripping the ball, so where better to practice his trade than safety? Bowman, Moore on the outside...(is Corey Graham still with us?) ... pick a corner up in the draft - maybe in the first round.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Tillman strips that ball and plays his best in the trailing position Irish. I don't want my safeties trailng anyone since they are the safety.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I thought we traded him.. corey.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I think it all depends on whether Manning stays or not. He wants to get paid more, unfortunately for him, the NFL decided to change the rules on him, and he may not get as much since a lot of teams that were interested in him were more interested in him as a KR. "

    IF Manning does go anyways, then I think they'll move Peanut to FS, and Major Penis will be SS. Imagine that if you're a reciever crossing over the middle, you not only have to worry about someone punching the ball out, but also about a young stud cracking your ass.

    Only thing I worry about is Peanut injuring himself at FS, and another round of the Bowman experiment.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    I'd love Peanut in there at safety. Make room for the stud CB we draft in the first round, right?

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    This year and next we need to find our Franchise center and MLB. That's two first round picks if I'm not mistaken and we need to be moving up in this one for Pouncey, or we're getting some project for Kreutz' replacement.

  • In reply to SpanishBear:

    Why would you draft a problem just because he slips to the second round? Is he not a problem then?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Yeah, I agree it's a risky pick too, but I somwhat took that risk, I guess.

    I think it will be long gone in the real draft (I'm talking about the 2nd round, because I would get very angry if we remotely think about picking anyone but OL/OG with our 1st round pick).

  • In reply to SpanishBear:

    The line is fkd. We need a Tommie Harris replacement more than we need another project, and that's going to cost a first rounder. Some guy is bound to fall further than he should, and we have to pick him regardless of position. If/when Pouncey's gone, I don't want some next-guy-onbthe-list being our future center. Cos he won't be our future center, we'll be re-drafting the position like we do at safety. I just want a productive starter, a play-now make a difference guy. Tick tock for the vets ...

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Odds on Bowers falling all the way to us are getting better every day.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Happy Easter everybody!

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Happy bunny resurrection day!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I put some centerfolds from the 1980s up in the garage to celebrate.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Nice.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GPL - you would be a good neighbor.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I said this before, but it bears repeating:

    Go to any football field, line every starting wideout in the nfl at one goal line, fire the gun, and Knox and Hester get across the other goal line 1-2. We have more speed at wideout than anyone, and it does us no fucking good, Cutler can't set up back there, nobody buys our play action, all because the G-C-G combo sucks.

    If we can't get Pouncey, then we should look to move up so we can. We do not need a tackle, Omlette is bad, but Creampuff Williams at guard is worse. We really don't need a project tackle.

    It's all moot. I know Lovie is going D in rnd 1 anyway, because Lovie is thinking about his future and his legacy, and nothing else. He knows once Chicago tires of him, his long term future is coaching D. And so he needs the Bears to have great D, he doesn't give a shit about anything else, so I can totally see us going DT in rnd 1.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Yup. Speed is no good unless they're afraid of it. Most of Hester and Knox' plays seem to be short to medium patterns. If they were routinely legging it downfield, then Cutler could mop up underneath.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    It is all irrelevant; the boars will never get past the indomitable Green Bay Packers. This pipe-dream of a bullshit blog notwithstanding, your futile delusions are for naught........
    If not for the fact that I am a Packer fan, I would feel sympathy for you bunch of sorry-ass losers. As long as Ted Thompson and Aaron Rodgers remain in the Packer fold, the rest of the division will be eating our dust. While watching our rearview mirror, we will continue to laugh like hyenas as we see your eyes fill with tears and you gasp in utter despair; your wretched dying breath will be music to our collective ears and a glorious sight to behold.
    Now bow down and pay homage to the Kings of the NFL, the mighty Green Bay Packers! Get down on your knees, useless knaves.....

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    why are packer fans so fucking worthless? Seriously man, I'm curious. Any ideas?

    We don't get ANY vikings fans here until game week, and usually not even then. In the 2+ years I've been here not a single lions fan has ever come on. No other fans of any other team we've ever played either, if memory serves...

    Any idea why Packer fans are such immense douchebags that they find it necessary to spend their time coming to a bears blog to be useless and talk smack even in the offseason... of a season that might not even happen. I mean honestly dude, do you people so fucking worthless and do you really have nothing else to do in wisco....

    ...oh, right, uhhhh, never mind.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Interestingly, on this blog, I never noticed any postings that contained long-winded rantings concerning boar opponents, other than the ones spewing venom and lambasting the mighty Packers. I understand the inferiority complex inherent, it is sad to be second best in the second city. Your deep-seated envy is obvious; I should take it for what it is, a complimentary form of flattery......

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    Yes, this is a bears blog where we come to speak with other bears fans about bears things... so again, remind me why you are here wasting your own and everyone else's time giving your beloved packers a sloppy blowjob?

    By the way, can you tell everyone the last time a sb champ repeated the next year? Go find a packers blog to jerk Rodgers off dude, no one here gives a shit.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    There have been five repeat superbowl champions since the last time the boars won a superbowl, although not a statistician by trade, I believe probability would favor the Packers to repeat over the boars winning. How do you feel about the odds?

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    Oh, and by the way, evidently some assholes give a shit. My post elicited approximately 10 moronic boar buffoon blog responses, about second most on this entire idiotic thread! Once again, it has proven an easy task to put a burr under your collective saddle......

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    Brilliant!

    That's you purpose in life? Common man, I hope you can do better... for your state if for nothing else.

    How about a modicum of pride for christ sake.

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    we don't hate the Packers. The fucking nerd Packer fans that actually make Boston citizens look classy are another story. You guys are brutal man. Brutal.

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    and another thing you fucking fake fucking fan. You fags are such bullshit. You had a hall of fame quarterback that brought you almost 2 decades of very good play who played his fucking heart out and you fucking faggot cocksuckers classless toolbags act like he is Jamarcus Russell because your new pet is going well. That is how i know you are fake fucking fans. Then you add in your ultra gayness by coming on a bears blog where we have a great fucking time talking Bears and just throwing out general musings to make each other laugh. This is not an anti packers blog, it's a bears blog. why would we sit here and just talk shit about the Packers. The best is if you go anywhere on the net and read any sort of article about the Bears you ARE FUCKING GUARANTEED TO FIND SOME GAY COMMENT FROM SOME FAGGOT PACKERS FAN. Go test the theory and tell me i'm wrong.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    that is the weird envy dude, that the packers fan feel some intense desire to come on a bears blog voluntarily and just talk shit. that a packers fan feels some need and desire to act like a total douche like a dog chases a car. They don't know why, they just have to do it.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    what Johnny said. Dude, how fucking pathetic are these tools. When it's the only fucking thing you have to look forward to in your entire world, I guess that can tend to make a dude a total fucking dildo. But then there's cheesy, who lives in cali and still comes here to be a dbag.

    Just don't get it man.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    It's Wisconsin. Wisconsin is hell. It's like Alabama with snow. Where a hottie is any woman under two and a quarter between 21 and 50.

    It's sad.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    my god...

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Wisconsin was the trailer court next to the Minneapolis suburbs.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    Too bad you damn' FIBs continually race over your northern border to enjoy Wisconsin's innumerable attributes.

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    Enumerate some of those attributes for us; you're a one man tourist bureau you trolling pigvomit.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Speaking of two and a quarter, is that the price you paid for last night's date?

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    I let your mom rest up. I don't actually fuck her or even touch her, I just have her blow goats for Easter youtube fun.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    One of you's mugs was a Beastie Boys fan...

    While I do advocate the purchase of music you enjoy, I am also a fan of the uninterrupted preview -

    http://giealbume.blogspot.com/2011/04/beastie-boys-hot-sauce-committee-part.html

    Saw this and thought someone may want a sneak peek.

    Be excellent, gentlemen.

  • In reply to JohnGalt:

    well done Willie. 'Twas I.

    Have you seen the extended video? Fucking brilliant: www.Beastieboys.com

    "Oh, you mothuhfuckers like to dance?"

    Oh and Willie, don't call me if fucking hillary Rosen is banging on your door tonight with the local Hitler youth Gestapo troupe in tow.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    nice post. thanks.

    How's the balls btw?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Chicago Balls? Or the "just got married" shrunken testicles?

    Both okay, I guess... and, well, both dropped one. (Does that sound as funny in text as it does in my sleep deprived, muscle-relaxed head?)

    Get down with the get down.

    Who the hell is Hillary Rosen?

  • In reply to JohnGalt:

    wikipedia... you'll get it.

    Then there's this: http://www.ufc.com/

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    those balls... and congrats again.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Speaking of dogs Waffle, a more correct analogy would be to say that I am rubbing your nose in your own pile of shit, but like the rest of your ignorant ill-bred mongrel brethren, you never learn a lesson.....

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    i can't take fake fans seriously. Go burn a Favre jersey pal. It's truly sad when your team wins and your first thought is more about the Bears than the Packers. You're a true Yahoo message board poster. You post unbelievable inane comments and then derive satisfaction when people respond that they don't fucking want you here.
    Try to get through today without thinking or writing about the Bears. I know you can't do it but just try for me.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    and for god's sake, it's 6:40am, go to fucking work and get off of a Chicago Bears blog, which in case you were confused, is not your team. You're like a poor attention seeking validation whore. jesus fucking christ.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I have tested your hypothesis; data yields results that are inconclusive....

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    your one computer at the paper mill hasn't worked in years you fucking liar.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    off to work! remember typical greenbayman, try to stay off of the blog today and get attention in a positive way. Note that i said "the blog" because you know this is the only blog you care about. Make it a great day fag!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Paper Mill. LOL.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    What did the Jews and Romans have against bunnies anyway?

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    I don't know doc, but I do know that the bunny died for your sins. Repent now and you MIGHT get a chocolate easter egg in the afterlife.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I'm going to hell, remember? It'll just melt anyways.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    It is always funny to me that kids always eat the bunny ears first. Reminds me of that recent conversation with Irish about chimps.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Speaking of balls, did you get yours cut this weekend as planned, MB?

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Just went in for a consult doc. still very escared. so very escared.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Just don't let them see the needle, MB.

    And maybe treat em to a spa day first.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    yeah. maybe. fuck.

    Oh, so I got stung by a stingray on Saturday for the first time in 20 years of surfing! Fucking amazing. There's more to the story, but there's the short version.

    It sucked.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You could have been bitchslapped by one of these instead...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fgg0OSZ9VM

    In all seriousness, what happened?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    that is crazy mang. at least you didn't get it in the heart like crocodile hunter. you lived to surg another day. How big was it? can't they get pretty big? did you have a fear boner? will you have one in the future if you see it's shadowy outline in the piss soaked surf?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    People pee in the ocean? God-DAMMIT.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    i worry less about the pee than i do about the huge fucking sharks, loch ness monsters, Man of War jelly fish, son of Mothra, etc. Mother nature and her bitch of a sister Animal Planet can straight up fuck us sideways.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    True....but they are swimming in our pee!
    Score one for humanity!
    (high fives Waffle)

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    The draft really can't get here soon enough.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    You are obviously a glutton for punishment, not unlike the rest of your pen-pals; sado-masochistic tendencies run rampant in this blog.......

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    you started posting on a chicago bears blog at 6am on a monday morning. there is something wrong with that man, i'm serious. I have to try to not respond to your posts. Just know that i will occasionally add up the amount of posts and time you spend on another teams blog. Part of you will know that every single post drives the truth that you just can't stay away. you have to be here feeding the sickness. go develop personal relationships with people that share your passions. go.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Have you ever seen a Packers blog Waffle? I haven't because I don't give a shit enough about the Packers to post on their blog like a tool. I'd imagine it's packed with Hey- Der, Hi-der, Ho- der's and deliverance music playing in the background. I think Greenbay man is a closet Bear fan who is jealous he and his inbred buddies can't carry on a conversation for longer than 5 minutes without daydreaming about railing their sisters. Now go to the dentist and have some work done Greenbay man.

  • In reply to greenbayman:

    Suck on that ocean piss, might do your DNA some good.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Damn Man. Glad you're okay. Any chance sting ray poison renders a man sterile?

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    hee hee

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I'm sure none of you Bulls fans saw it but, Blazers, down by 23 with 1 minute to go in the third quarter. Down by eighteen in the fourth. Brandon Roy, scores 18 points in the fourth quarter to win the fucking game by two! Fucking awesome game. Perfect topper to my weekend of riding, rocking, and debauchery.

    By the way, Canada, I took a ride on a fixie this weekend and am seriously tempted to get one. So fucking smooth. I love the fact that you never have to shift either. So rad. So so rad.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    I think Brandon would like to have Randolph hanging around.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Just when you thought the question was O line or D line:

    http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/5002393-419/lowballing-bears-dave-toub-is-a-risky-decision.html

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    are we surprised? I know a handfull of you guys are going to be shocked and awed when Jerry fucks the draft (yet again - enough evidence?), FA (1 out of 3 ain't bad right?), and loses toub (for $150k delta).

    Not me boy, I'm fucking expecting all of that... and if just one of those things turns out not to be true, I'll be fucking happy.

    I'm on the fire Jerry now waggon... yes, before the fucking draft. You KNOW the dude is going to pick a fucking DE or DB in the first... IF he doesn't trade down for more of his favorite 3rd and 5th rd camp projects that never make the team.

    Fuuuuck.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Is it a sin to get a vasectomy?

    I bet it is. I'm not stopping anyone from getting it but it is weird when reading the bible how some things are a sin.

    Can a Stabbed man run? If so, a third round for a wideout is not a bad deal.

    Do we want a 1st round pick on a starting guard? If so, please realize that the Pouncey now, sucked at being a center last year, but was a beast at guard. If he falls to us, I would take him just so the Steelers don't get him.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Sin? What's that? Only if you're Irish catholic Erik.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    being Irish Catholic I can tell you that religion is kind of like Wikipedia but on a global scale spanning a couple thousand years. As societal attitudes shift and science explains more and more but at the same time as these attitudes, circumstances and advancements create, minimize and exacerbate existing issues, religion changes too in most cases. Most Irish Catholic's in my neighborhood are very similar:

    1. Hard Working with solid extended families
    2. Hate abortion but are forced to vote for candidates that include it in their platforms because they are in the fire, police or cityworker labor unions and the unions prefer for everyone to vote for certain candidates.
    3. Know how to have a really good time but try to follow some sort of code based loosely on the 10 commandments
    4. Support welfare for the helpless but are frustrated that the clueless get it too.

    Don't really give a shit if other people "sin" as long as it doesn't involve their moms, sisters or daughters.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    when it comes down to it mang, it doesn't fucking matter as long as you're a good dude. Vasectomy a sin? I'm thinking no, it's a strategic choice that allows you to devote the most quality time to your family and keep them secure while still getting to bang like your in porn without having more children if you choose not to. you can always pull out super early like Da Coach but you will probably just piss off your girl if you are just sitting there jacking it on her for 2 minutes before you bust.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    dude, if Sparano gives away Marshall for anything less than a nuclear warhead he will be shot on sight in Miami.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    By Mrs. Marshall, no doubt.

  • In reply to MikeBrownhadaPosse:

    hee

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Vasectomy a sin, well it is one of those things up for interpretation. A strict Catholic would say yes, but they also thought that depriving grown men of having real lives and then allowing them around children unattended was a great idea.

    If you see it as a sin, then anytime you have any type of sex, other than missionary for the strict purpose of conception, that is a sin as well. And, it also says in the bible that thinking of a sin is just as bad as committing it; so anytime you think about sex for any reason other than conception it is a sin.

    Now, in a more practical view; sex was made for procreation as well as enjoyment between a husband and a wife; that's in the Bible too. If God only wanted us to have sex to make babies, he would of probably made it hurt like hell. And even if you have a vasectomy, and God wants you to have a kid, you'll have a kid right?

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Got snipped 20 yrs ago and the best thing I ever did. Don't got to worry about nuthin but gettin happy any time and anyplace you want. If your done having kids get it done. And since none of the religions ever offered to help pay anyone for the up bringing of the kids that resulted from not using some sort of birth control, they can keep their rules to themselves as far as I'm concerned.
    And for the Green Bay fans, enjoy the year basking in the "Super Bowl" victory that you were "given" last year. And as much as I hate for it to happen cause I like Arron Rodgers....I don't see him having a long career with the concussion issue that he has. Only going to take a couple more times and he may be done. I hope not, but that's just what I feel.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Thanks for all the snip support gents.

    Yes MBP, I pee every single time I go in, sometimes 3-4 times a session. Mmmmmmm

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Just scoop some ocean water and hand that in as your pee. That will fuck with the lab results!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    if you die can i have your stereo?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    sure, I was going to leave it to my son... but it's only an 8-track, so...

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Pouncey > Garza

    Any dissenters on that one?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Hahahahah good one GP.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    elusive my ass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbuu1Fa-c1k

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Stingray barb through the heart. Uggggggh, what a way to go.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    I wonder if Lions fan would come to other NFC North blogs and run his motor city shithole mouth if they won the Super Bowl.

    I don't think so.

    A. There is nobody left in Detroit
    B. If people are there, they are properly humbled

    If the Bears won the Super Bowl, we wouldn't go trolling Packers forums. Yet, the opposite is not true. Why? I can only conclude a deep seated problem with FIPs. Rolling up to cow soaked land of cheese in our Dodge SRT8s and making snide remarks about the fat women while we break out the Amex Platinum and pick up a few homemade pies. Sponsoring the Jet Ski rental industry, keeping all your Stuckeys and Arbys afloat through the lean winter months.

    THat's all I can conclude.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    That's right, bitch Packer fan, I said Arby's. For us FIPs it's a delicious summer treat with some of that Horsey sauce on the side, a once a year indulgence.

    For you, that's how you feed your family. I'll remember to get some extra curly fries next time, I wouldn't want your gravy train to go broke.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP, you hit the nail on the head there. It's an inferiority complex. We have everything and they have nothing. Our city is nicer, our fans are much more visually appealing and don't have to wake up to the fresh smell of manure each morning.

  • In reply to jbenton:

    Milwaukee is a shit hole. End of story. It's Cleveland with fatter citizens and a brewery. A sold out brewery.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Not to mention Beloit. Green Bay is somewhat clean but even that has no culture. I guess inbreeding takes away the need for cultural diversity though.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    According to a Men's Health study, Chicago was determined to be "fatter" than Milwaukee. I don't know how much credence you want to give it, but I'm pretty sure the two cities are comparable.

    http://www.menshealth.com/fattestcities2010/
    But if you're trying to find solace in the idea that everyone in wisconsin is fat in order to soften the blow of the NFC championship, just ignore the link.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Dallas is #4? I don't think so.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    exactly GP... fuck, I csn't even imagine living in that shithole all my life. It must break a man down. Just to have to accept from an early age that you'll have a mill job and a 300LB wife. Brutal.

    You know, before I became a citizen on thishere blow, I HATED the vikings and thier fans, but man... now I HAAAAATE the packers and thier pathetic douchebag fans much much more. It's kind of sad, because I used to respect the packers.

    Kinda sad what a few 45 year olds living in their mom's basement can do to a team's rep.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I thought we were 12 year olds?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I rather talk about my team then go talk about how crappy another team is.

    Is that being humble or conceited ?

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    And I believe we were all doing that, but the Packer slime keeps coming in here and fouling up the place.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    it's rude.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    It's rude to talk about my team and not how crappy your's is?

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Yes, it's rude to ignore others.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP, I wear a size 9.5: http://unveiled.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/22/royal-wedding-fever-hits-the-candy-store/?hpt=C2

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    No blood diamonds for the royals, thank you.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    ohhhhh... good point. My people have suffered greatly.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Instead of coming here and being annoying and completely fucking usless... I wish green bay fans actually brought some (any) value.

    Here, this one's free in your honor douchebagman: http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/apr/23/draft-study-many-ways-build-team/

    See, it even has a quote from your last night's masturbation session... Ted Thompson. Enjoy... and try to get what value is, and how to bring it.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Don't act like you don't have TT wet dreams as well. It's okay, he is a beautiful, beautiful specimen.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    I would trade him and the rest of Jerry Angelo

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You're right, I don't really "give a shit", but objectively speaking that's kind of sad that you would take your incredibly small sample size of "3-5 gb fans" and assume packer fans are worse than fans of other teams ("no other fans do what you guys do"). I'm sure somewhere there is a Bears fan who only interacts with vikings fans and accordingly thinks the vikings fans are somehow inherently more irritating than Packers fans. So who's wrong? You both are. Being a packer fan doesn't compell me to come on this blog and give you shit, being an asshole with a mouth compells me to come on this blog and give you shit. And obviously it's completely harmless when we're talking about sports and fandom, but if you use that sort of presumptive reasoning in other contexts, that's a really dangerous thing. The use of small sample sizes to make generalizations about larger populations is the fundamental mechanism of prejudice and preconceived judgment.

    I honestly don't give a shit what you or anyone else thinks of packer fans, but if you think they are different from any other fans than you are confused.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    "being an asshole with a mouth compells me..."

    I call bullshit on your fucktard San Mateo worthlessness. You come here with your Cheesy handle to irritate Bears fans, you're indicative of all Packer fans, your use of presumptive to feign erudition is tired, your tired - we collectively think you are shit, and no we are not confused, not one iota (add that to your fun word list) Packers fans are the vermin of NFL fans
    Packer fan makes Raider fan look okay. You guys are down there with Dodger fan, kicking Giants fan to death in the stands. Packer fan lives for his team, because he has nothing else in his life worth rooting for. We are critical and bring hate for the McCaskeys and Lovie because we aren't blinded by stupid loyalties, we are grown ups in a grown up city and expect our team to be run better. Packers have a good GM, a great QB and a v. good DC in Capers. They kicked our ass. It was close for awhile, and our hated on backup QB almost pulled it out. IN contrast, the Steelers never put up much of a fight in the final game. Rodgers was unstoppable, he peaked in the playoffs and was as good as I've seen a QB be. Congrats. You won.

    Now fuck off.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Using particular vocabulary to articulate a specific point is different from "feigning erudition." "Presumptive" is hardly an 'esoteric' word in the first place, and it doesn't really have any direct synonyms. So anytime someone uses the word "presumptive", they are trying to "feign erudition"? That was the most appropriate adjective I could think of to help get my point across. Which word would you have chosen?

    If all Dodger fans were prone to violently beating fans of the opposing teams (which they aren't), then putting packer fans in the same class as Dodger fans because they "live for their team" is truly disgusting.

    Which brings me to my next point....
    Packer fan lives for his team, because he has nothing else in his life worth rooting for. "Packer fan lives for his team, because he has nothing else in his life worth rooting for." This coming from a guy who spends all day on a Chicago Bears blog, and makes shitty youtube videos about Jay Cutler in the attempt to satirize the media's treatment of your favorite grumpy quarterback. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not saying that I'm above you in anyway, but all you are doing is offending everyone who regularly visits this blog, moron. You are at least two-fold more invested in the Chicago Bears than the average wisconsinite is in the Packers. Without a doubt. I'm sure you'll argue this point, but I'd expect nothing less.

    And to MB30SD's point of "no other fans do what you guys do," If I'm not mistaken, it was DBB's very own GPLDAN who bragged earlier this season about going onto a packer forum under the guise of a packer fan. You even linked the thread in this blog. So you fuck off, moron. Fans of the Chicago Bears have more in common with fans of the Green Bay Packers, than they do with non-bears fans of Chicago. Fans are fans. Every fanbase has dickheads. Thinking that there is a relationship between a certain character flaw and an affinity for a certain team is fucking ignorant.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    *and when I say "non-bears fans", I mean "non-sports" fans

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    So the asswipe who comes into DBB to do nothing more than bug us, is somehow superior to me, who went into a Packer Forum spoofing #16 Bears Fan, and was bored of it after 15 minutes because Packer fan has a shit IQ.

    And, for the record, my Youtube videos are clever and fun. As is my design for the DBB T-Shirt. Clever. Fun. Contributing to a forum in a positive way.

    You are a negative influence. A douchebag scum who comes into a opposing teams forum to mouth off like a bitch.

    So, no, in fact I am not kidding.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    "I'm not saying that I'm above you in anyway, but all you are doing is offending everyone who regularly visits this blog, moron."

    Idiot.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    read typical greenbay guy and try to defend your points Cheesy.
    GP went on the packers blog after 3 of the biggest tool pack fans including yourself tried to hijack an opposing teams blogsite for the sole purpose of being jagoffs for a period of months.
    MrARodgers changed his fucking name to the date of the Packers Bears game just to be a typical pack fan agitator . He brought no value and for a period of WEEKS, not one time like GP, fucking WEEKS, he just trolled and trolled and continued to troll and proved our points. Greenbayguy, MrARodgers/January something, you, Max, etc do the same things and you admitted yourself that you do it because you are an asshole with a mouth which is actually something that Max said once so you are probably the same typical pack fan. There is no point to it besides agitation and no other fans are on here doing that. That point is irrefutable. Greenbay guy admitted that he does it to piss people off. Jan2011 does it to simply piss people off hence his screen name. You occasionally brought some sort of value but then whenever any other pack fans around you turned into them and you just admitted to it. cased closed, you guys act gay and that is all there is to it. typical.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    i love this place because it's fun to fuck around. you knowingly try to make it less fun for us. as a fan that is typical but as an adult it is just weird and frustrating because the anonymity of the internet and our open posting policies means we can stop you.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    *can't

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Yeah, the five of us are assholes. No shit. I'm not refuting that. You don't think there is a packer blog somewhere who has the same problem with a handful of Bears fans? Ridiculous. You, and several others here, use offensive homophobic epithets. Does that mean Bears fans have a propensity for anti-gay language? No. It doesn't. I'm sure there are plenty of things I share in common with the rest of those guys you mentioned. "Liking the packers" is just one common denominator, and it's not the one that compells us to come on this blog. That cannot be too difficult to understand.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    That's exactly why you come on here though. Why else would you talk trash on a Bears blog if your "one common denominator" was not liking the Packers. It's not just to be an asshole because you could go to any web-blog and do that. It's the fact that you like the Packer and have become an asshole Packer fan that brings you here. Deny it all you want but it's the truth.

  • In reply to jbenton:

    Guess what? Ice cream sales in the United States sky rocket in the summer months. So do drownings. Does that mean eating ice cream increases your risk of drowning? NO. Correlation does not equal causation.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    the rates of domestic abuse rise in Wisconsin during the Packer offseason and after hunting season. Do you think there is some causation there or just coincidence?

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Maybe the next blog article can be about the Walter and Connie Payton Foundation. They help abused, neglected & underprivileged children Illinois. I'm sure we could bring in some high quality trolling based on that highly inflammatory subject matter.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    since you just completely agreed with my points about you and your guys being tools i am satisfied and will cease to converse. I just wanted you to admit you are a fag. not a homosexual man mind you, just a straight up fag. thank you for verifying it with your own words.
    It was a simple logic progression.
    Acting like a douche typical packer fan means going on an opposing teams blog consistently for the sole purpose of garnering negative attention.
    You and your fags admit to purposefully engaging in that behavior.
    You and your guys are total douchebag typical packer fan nerds. clean and simple like logic usually is.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Scintillating.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    typical

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    I'd also like to point out wrt my XtraNormal videos, that XtraNormal is the sha-nizzle. It's why Geico and ESPN use it, it's funny and in point of fact, I made many videos - some for work, some for a company I own, some for friends, one for DBB.

    Maybe if you learned some fucking tech skills, you could get out of that San Mateo shithole you live in and head up to San Jose and get a fucking job.

    Try it sometime. Use your computer to do something besides cruise for stolen auto parts, animal porn and pissing on sports blogs.

    God you really are the lowest form of internet life.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    San Mateo is north of San Jose. I'm not from either of those cities.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Oh that's right, you are Santa Cruz.

    It's all falling into the sea soon enough. Take some lessons from the Japanese in stoicism after fucking off.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP, you don't have to justify anything to these guys, your vids were fucking money.

    I'm just throwing my hands up, I'm accepting that I'll just never get it. Just not built like that.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    GP, I've been a main culprit of getting sucked into this crap, but I have to agree with MB. It's just not worth it and getting into it with them is just pointless. Instead of getting pissed I from now on will skip to the next post and respond. Otherwise, it's just a coronary waiting to happen.

  • In reply to jbenton:

    If he would occasionally drop in and piss on the floor, we could ignore the smell.

    But he responds to every thread, and needs to get the ChicagoNow ban.

    Jeff could delete his posts, and I wish he would. I don't get why he doesn't.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Have you ever considered that, even though he is a fellow Bears fan, Jeff does not share the same beliefs and ideologies as you do? Maybe Jeff thinks that Johnny Waffle's hate speech is actually more offensive or detrimental to this blog thread than my trash talk, and accordingly would feel obliged to ban his comments before mine? But that's crazy right? Because he's a Bears fan, so he must share the exact same concerns as you do.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    typical.

    i respond to attacks by unwanted trolls and i'm somehow promoting hatespeech. goddamn you are a fucking tool. that's not hateful, that's the truth. if you weren't here or never came on here or your fellow tools never trolled then i never would need to respond to your bullshit. more logic that will be ignored by you. typical packer fan.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I was talking about your offensive homophobic language

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    you are a fag and a self professed asshole. being gay has nothing to do with that. If you happen to be gay as well i can't help you with that. You can be gay and not act like a fag.

  • In reply to jbenton:

    part of me thinks that if no one says anything then these pieces of shit think it is somehow acceptable behavior. it is not so i must point it out. I also know that any sort of response, especially negative, is exactly what they feed off of so i feel guilty about giving them more nutrition to stay around. SC Dave would be ashamed of me. i'm going to try to not feed them anymore. logic doesn't work on them.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Cheesy, I live in Northern Illinois and have quite a few friends that are Packer fans. They are assholes. The difference being that they talk shit but they quickly realize when they've pushed to far. Mostly because they get pummeled but they at least do it to my face and not sitting behind a computer screen. There lies the difference. it's easy to talk trash behind a computer but are you man enough to do it to someones face. My buddies are right on track with what you are saying they are not. In fact during football season we barely speak, and this is actually a large sample size not just 3-5 fans.

  • In reply to jbenton:

    Okay, you're probably right then. Packer fans are just assholes by nature. Have you ever considered that maybe you are just friends with a lot of assholes? I'm sure if you lived in southern New England, you'd have a lot of asshole Giants and Jets fans for friends.

    Cognitive failure such as this is still prevalent today, and it's proof that humans can never escape our prejudice nature. And it's not necessarily out of vitriol or evil, it's predominantly because we are too fucking dumb.

    And personally, I don't really give a shit; I'm not particularly sensitive to it and I don't think it's as big a problem as the culture would make you believe it is (though it is a problem); it's just interesting to realize that it's almost impossible to combat, when defeating it takes more perspective than most of us our capable of.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Such is the life of a Santa Cruz based dickweed troll.

    Cause mayhem, start flame wars, then fold up in existential angst about man's inhumanity to man.

    All in day's work for Captain Douchebag.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Such is the life of GPLDAN.

    Trying to marginalize a discussion by stereotyping someone and attributing their beliefs to the generalizations associated with the afformentioned, unwarrented, stereotype.

    All in a day's work for GPLDAN.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    I'm stereotyping people from Santa Cruz?

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    nothing was marginalized typical packers fan troll. You were not sterotyped it was actually a pretty accurate description of your behavior and was validated when you pointed it out yourself. You yourself admitted to being an asshole troll along with your boys. You indeed agitate and you in fact threw out some ridiculous pseudo-intellectual justification for your typical packer fan behavior.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Whether or not it was an accurate description of my behavior....is not the point. He was attributing my behavior, in part, to being from Santa Cruz (as well as to being a dickweed and a troll), implying that being from Santa Cruz influenced my behavior. That's stereotyping 101.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    incorrect yet again. Stereotyping is saying that everyone that lives in Santa Cruz and likes the Packers is as big of a fucking tool as you are. That is a broad generalization because i'm pretty confident that no one is as big of a douchebag dickweed troll as you. He was saying you're a dickweed troll that happens to be based out of Santa Cruz. You are in fact a dickweed troll based out of Santa Cruz are you not?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    let me clarify. I'm pretty confident that no one in Santa Cruz is as big of a douchebage dickweed troll as you.
    We already know that there are others who match or exceed your douchebaggery but they are most likely located in WI as evidenced by the mysterious FIB comments.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    If I were you (trying to pick apart any minute piece of my comment with the hopes to further deflect attention from the original discussion), I would try to nitpick over the last part where I said that the stereotype was unwarranted. That would be a lot more subjective and harder for me to defend. As it is, you've chosen the part that is very easy to defend, because it's not really subjective. And you're just embarrassing yourself by failing to recognize stereotypes.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    1. you are not me. if i was in Cali i wouldn't be trolling a bears site dressed as a packers fan. i'd be getting blown as i surfed the shit out of some tasty waves with MB, eating fish tacos with fresh avocado and making out with young co-eds at beach parties around the firepit.
    2. i chose the whole comment because the whole thing was misguided.
    3. There was no stereotype because you are a dickweed troll that lives in Santa Cruz.
    4. Your focus on what a stereotype is and my modified example has blinded you to the fact that you are actually the archetype for the california based dickweed Packer troll. All other stereotypes will be based on your stunningly annoying example.

    You possess more intelligence than your midwestern based models but that just serves to make you even more annoying because you should know better while they are just pure typical packer trash that agitate with no degree of cleverness.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    I thought you would still be busy with this predicament from Saturday BigDouchey.

    From the Wisconsin Sentinel: Saturday, April 23, 2011

    Police in Neillsville, Wisconsin, have reported that a man tried to rob a pharmacy using the time-honored ruse of pretending his finger was a gun. However, the man, who was wearing a black mask, didn''t feel the need to hide the fake ''gun'' in his pocket -- he held his finger up to pharmacist Rob Taylor. He simply held up his gloved hand and pointed his finger, with his thumb extended like the cocked hammer of a pistol, at the pharmacy owner. It didn''t work. "I kind of chuckled," Taylor said, asking "Is this a robbery?"

    The man then pushed Taylor who wrestled with the man and, in the scuffle, pulled off his mask. He recognized the robber as Joel Peterson, who had earlier tried to fill forged prescriptions.

    Prosecutors couldn''t charge the assailant with attempted armed robbery since a pointed finger isn''t a weapon. Instead, Peterson was charged with attempted robbery with threat of force.

    At the station, Peterson was shackled and put into a private cell after insterting that same trigger finger into his butthole.

    (OK, I made up the last sentence. Bear the fuck down!!!)

  • In reply to Crowned:

    this is awesome

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    you guys should just whip out Oog. She (he?) always puts an end to the nonsense. She leaves me speechless.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    The best part about this whole debacle is that the blog article is about not picking Marvin Austin because we need offensive linemen and even that brings out the trolls. Yeah, it's our fault. I was never for it before but i want these guys deleted.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    If you can't beat 'em, delete em'!

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    incorrect again. it should read:

    If you can't continually point out the inconsistencies in a trolls argument in a way that they can understand and when you do get through to them and show them how big of a douchebag they are being and then they actually agree and continue to behave that way or they change the subject , delete em'!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I kinda like mine; it's a little more concise and has a nice ring to it.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    mine rhymes if you translate it to spanish

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Espectacular!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Thought you would still be busy with this predicament BigDouchey.

    From the Wisconsin Journal Sentinel: April 23, 2011

    Police in Neillsville, Wisconsin, have reported that a man tried to rob a pharmacy using the time-honored ruse of pretending his finger was a gun. However, the man, who was wearing a black mask, didn''t feel the need to hide the fake ''gun'' in his pocket -- he held his finger up to pharmacist Rob Taylor. He simply held up his gloved hand and pointed his finger, with his thumb extended like the cocked hammer of a pistol, at the pharmacy owner. It didn''t work. "I kind of chuckled," Taylor said, asking "Is this a robbery?"
    The man then pushed Taylor who wrestled with the man and, in the scuffle, pulled off his mask. He recognized the robber as Joel Peterson, who had earlier tried to fill forged prescriptions.
    Prosecutors couldn''t charge the assailant with attempted armed robbery since a pointed finger isn''t a weapon. Instead, Peterson was charged with attempted robbery with threat of force.
    At the station, Peterson was later shackled and put into an isolation cell after inserting the same trigger finger into his butthole.

    Bear (and Bulls) the FUCK DOwwwwwn boys!!!

  • In reply to Crowned:

    CROWN!!!!

    Dude, how's it going man?

  • In reply to Crowned:

    Nice drop Crown. Trying to rob a pharmacy with the old hand-as-gun-imitation routine, eh? "Next week on 'How high do you have to be ? '... Charlie Sheen drives over to the projects to party with some Youtubers. To find out what happened to Charlie's Maserati and Charlie, tune in after WWF Spring Slammadamadingdong. Winning!

  • In reply to Crowned:

    Poll: Kate Middleton or Kristin Cavaleri?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Common GP, really? No contest.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    A dishwater blonde with a rack always polls strong.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Even Warren gives JA A FUCKING "F"..this from one of his draft picks from Tampa..Warren can't figure wtf JA is doing in Chi-town:

    http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d81f78d81/NFC-North-draft-grades

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Jerry needs to hear that shit from more sources or else he can just brush it off. He needs to hit on this draft and in a little Free Agency to make up for the lost draft of 09. he did a good job of getting Cutler here and was pretty accurate with his cannon ball of cash that he shot at Peppers but now we need some strateegery and some audacity.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/677642-2011-nfl-mock-draft-complete-first-round-mock-draft-with-team-needs-and-video/page/30

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    "The Bears absolutely need to help Jay Cutler out with an offensive line. He has low enough confidence as it is that he can't be taking sacks all the time."

    Ummm....Is he talking about our Jay Cutler, you know, the guy on the Bears? I don't think Cutler is lacking in the confidence department. Not many guys in the NFL who last more than a season or 2 as a starter have confidence issues. That comment was pretty stupid.

  • In reply to Crowned:

    On DBB related topic:

    I think Jerry will go with Danny Watkins of Baylor. Tice must be screaming for interior lineman. Watkins can go right in at creampuff Williams spot, who I am sure graded out lowest across the last 5 games and the playoffs.

    Williams can get another shot to displace Omlette at LT or play as a backup. Webb is fixed at RT. If Webb goes down, they may move Omlette to RT and Creampuff to LT. Garza and Kreutz get one more year on the warhorse bandwagon. Lance Louis will not displace anybody.

    Are we done with Chester? I don't see why we need a 3rd down back outside of Forte, who can line up at SE and compete with a safety or corner out there on a deep route, we saw that.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Agreed on Watkins, Chester will stay I think and be used more in the passing game. We are barely paying him at this point so let's see how it plays out. Cullen Jenkins in free agency.

    Future wife comparison:
    KC - dishwater blonde with nice rack and solid genes resulting in MILF status in 10 years. Numerous tabloid "cheating scandals" imminent.
    KM - high society brunette who may turn out to be a tiger in the sack but will eventually look old and english which may be a turn off. Potential divorce in 17 years.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I agree on all counts.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Whatever works.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Guys, if a 12 year old Packer fan saw you after a Packer victory over the bears and talked shit, would you kick his ass? I wouldn't. I'd just chalk it up to the teenage angst, inexperience, and stupidity. It strikes me that when these cheese dick motherfuckers come on here running their smack, they are behaving exactly like those types of people. Now, when I was a teenager, I couldn't resist firing back. I remember those days well, being a bears fan in mostly 49er region. Every day I'd here, "Bears Suck!" and the like, just to get a rise out of me. And it worked. I'm a grown up now, and don't let immature assholes get the better of me. So, I find it helpful, to just think of them as stupid little punk-ass teenagers and just dismiss them with a shrug. One thing people like that don't respond well to, is logic. So, we all just seriouusly need to regard them as they act, misguided immature teenagers with more testosterone in their bodies than brains or wherewithal, and just move past them.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    i know Doc, feeding only causes them to stay alive but with a day off and a shit load of work to do on the computer i couldn't stop myself. these guys defy logic. read some of these posts and realize that these guys are MRSA and logic is like penicillin.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    nice analogy.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Hey Doc, 1000+.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Winner!

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-nfllabor

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    now the delays begin MB. I think this is going to go into late June.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I wouldn't doubt it johnny

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I've been to Lambeau Field for a couple Bears vs Packers games and I've noticed a pattern. Can somebody explain to me why Packers fans sit for the majority of the game with their arms crossed? It's probably nothing, never mind.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Fear Boners?

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Is that something fat people do?

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    What do you brush your teeth with?

  • In reply to Joseph:

    People with crossed arms are closing themselves to social influence. Though some people just cross their arms as a habit, it may indicate that the person is (slightly) reserved or uncomfortable with their appearance. So it could be the social influence that they know they should like the Bears since they are the more socially accepted team, or you can go with the obvious uncomfortable with their appearance(which they should be).

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    So big cheese, are you here because you like our arguements or because you like arguing?

    It doesn't make sense, if you answer either of those.

    I mean, who gets on a random blog and wants to just argue or rile up someone. You can't be that much of a douchebag.

    If you are then you are. Just tell me why you come here.. you don't like this team and we are not fans of Green Bay. Are you one of those Bear fan's that just hate the orginization so much that they pummel them every chance they get and pick their rivals as their fave teams?

    You got me in such a mind fuck that I don't think you are anything now.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    My name is Buck, and I'm here............to fuck.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    You just do this to annoy people ? For real?

    There has to be something better than annoying us to do.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    Yes, for real.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    You just do this to annoy people ? For real?

    There has to be something better than annoying us to do.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    No, not for real.

  • In reply to Bears85Sweetness23:

    looks like Cutty & "The Hills" chick are engaged:

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20484749,00.html

  • In reply to FQD1911:

    Jay is on his way to get a chin tuck for the wedding photos

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    I would fuck that 12 year old up! Mercy is for the week! Put him in a body bag, Johnny

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Ewww. I cancelled my order for Price William Rogaine Plus Shampoo

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b237790_sneak_peek_what_will_william_kate_look.html

  • In reply to gpldan:

    The sad fact is, some asshole probably teenage bears fan would do exactly that (log onto a packer site and talk endless shit). There are classless, antagonistic, generally insecure people in every walk of life. That's just the sad reality of it. Maybe none of our regulars would do it, but some punk ass would.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    oh thank god.....WISDOM AT LAST

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Brandon Roy can always eat a nut for what his Huskies did to my Illini in the tournament a few years ago. F-ck him.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    Doc, if you can swing it, buy it. The only advice I can give is make sure it has a flip-flop hub. One side is fixed and the other side has the same gear but with a freewheel. It's good to have a choice if you're going to bomb down a hill.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Is it Thursday yet? Blah

    I would like the Bears to grab an O-lineman in the first and then move up somehow and snag Jonathan Baldwin in the early second if he's still on the board. I read somewhere that Angelo was throwing up a smokescreen in regards to the WR position. That would really make a happy little boy. Do it Angelo!

  • In reply to Joseph:

    *me

    Can we get a delete post button on this thing? Reading my own typos piss me off something fierce.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Joe - the knock on Baldwin is that he is not an aggressive go get it guy and can't handle physical DB's. Sounds like Knox.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    except taller

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Ooohhhh... angelo is SO all over that dude then... when being intimate.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Well it's my fault, I'm guilty of not researching this years draft as thoroughly. Wait a second, that's Lovie and Angelo's job. This is their last chance in not fucking up this draft. If they go 8-8 next year, it's over for them.

    After O-line, I think this team needs to stock pile DB's. It's clearly become a passing league.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Eeesh. There are a lot of big boy WRs out there in FA this year.

  • In reply to DocNitty34:

    ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

    There, had to be screamed.

    "Glitter"? What is this, a Maria Carey album?

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    There she is. Bears' fans' dreams the crushed gravel beneath their hell-tyres. Jerry and Ted in the front with two crack whores, Mike McCaskey giving Lovie a pearl necklace in the back.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    eeeeewwww.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    +1 on the eeeeeeewwwwwwww.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Concerning the draft

    This is the guy the Bears really need to go after:

    http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0301/nfl_g_thompson_576.jpg

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    Blow yourself.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    but I like the way you do it

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    I didn't know we could draft cheerleaders.

    But the truth is BC, you're right. If we're going to go cheerleader in the first round, that's pretty much the best looking prospect Wisconsin has to offer.

  • In reply to mottystone:

    har har har

    1. Not from wisconsin, so I'm not offended by those jokes

    2. That's Ted Thompson. Moron.

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    3.Ted Thompson is a good looking man for his age

  • In reply to brocklanders:

    For once we agree

  • I hope you miss the last train home for Chinese New Year.

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