Monday Night Football Open Thread

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[Editor's Note: Jeff is under the weather and asked me (Noah) to post this. He'll be back tomorrow.]

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  • Firstness. Get some rest Blogfather.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Dang! I keep missing the FIRST!

    There's actually much hotter pics of her. Just google Jen Sterger...Favre's pick-up lines are weak though. He needs to get some advice from "The Ladies Man"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjN8X7tgpUE

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    "Au contraire, bonjour ..." :o)

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    It is official - ESPN is the total douchbag network...Aasshole Rodgers updates on concussion and fuck Jay Cutler...Hey the Velp Avenue douche Rodgers might not play against the Dolphins...

    Go Sanchez - Go Jets --- tonight...

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Seahawks just traded Deion Branch back to the Pats

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I'm beginning to think Carroll is a moron. Add Marshawn Lynch, drop Branch for a pick next year.

    Well, he did a pick for Branch, so I guess the rebuilding starts now for the Seahawks. Let's hope they bring that "this year is fucked" mentality into the Bears game.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    My fantasy team is 1-4, but the Bears are 4-1. I consider it my karma debt to Halas Hall. Because I am absorbing the universe's bad luck so it avoids the Bears on my fantasy team.

    Consider:

    Ryan Grant breaks his ankle week 1.
    Michael Crabtree is not only the biggest bust from pre-season hype, he may find himself off the Niners at the end of the year.

    To replace Crabtree's lost production, I find a waiver sleeper in Mark Clayton who then promptly blows out his knee for the Rams.

    Matt Schaub and the Texans are not who we thought they were.

    SI picks the Rams as their pick of the week for Week 5 on D, and so I decide, wtf, it seems totally stupid but they ARE the Lions, so let's go with the Rams D. Yeah, -6 points and 44 points later, the Rams put up the worst defensive performance of the year.

    I am keeping and starting CedBen just to rain karmic shitstorm on his head. If he stays on my team, he will certainly visit the big house on a drug bust by the end of the year, I am certain of it.

    Oh yeah, and Marcus Colston still hasn't caught a TD despite being ostensibly the Saints best TD weapon.

    But I'm still scrappin, still gettin out there and playing each week to win. I may be the Carolina Panthers of FF, but I am gonna try and scrap my way to a .500 ball club and rain misfortune down on players I hate by adding them to my roster.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP..what's the ol' saying "If you didn't have bad luck you'd have no luck at all".....hang in there.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Grab Brandon Lloyd GPL. He's widely available. Fantasy Stud - ex BEar - go figure.

  • I'll send her dong pic's any day of the week.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    fasho

  • Matt Forte!!!!

  • Team Prostitute?

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Seems a tad harsh Trac.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Agree. If anyone is the team Whore, you know it's farve.

    And I personally think she's kinda not that hot (from the neck up)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB, bro she is hella super fine.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    Not my style Fres. She looks WAAAAY too Jersey for me man.

    How about this instead: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/painting/melissa-satta/

    And if I may: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AuEuYyfL0o

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Who said I was talking about the wench?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    In the past, it would usually be a "given" that Narcissus and his Royal Mossness would both come up BIG on the Monday night stage. So, tonight could be a real litmus test.

    If those 2 DON'T come up big tonight, the skids could well be greased for the Queens.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I understand "WADE PHILLIPS APPRECIATION DAY" has been canceled in Dallas.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I looked up BUM PHILLIPS today and found 2 intersting definitions:

    1) Father of current Cowboy head Coach, Wade Phillips.

    2) Local status of current Cowboy head Coach, Wade Phillips.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    I hate the Cowboys as much as the next guy but yesterdays loss had nothing to do with coaching period. It was a Romo issue.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB, you REALLY like that SI woman. I know you've linked her before. That youtube song is hilarious. There are some truly funny people out there. The woman of the hour works for me but I'm glad we're all different. Otherwise, we'd all be fighting over the same ones.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Jersey? Sterger is the FSU, chick.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    hey....tell the Blogfather to stop sexting random NY prostitutes and calling it sick. Lord knows what kind of diseases & other hobgoblinesque (yes i just made that up) tomfoolery is between their legs. 2 words Jeff - TROJAN MAN!!!! I suggest you do better, sir.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Oh Joy. We get to listen to the Rocket Scientists on ESPN due to the weather delay. Talk about nails on a chalkboard.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    http://www.candacekroslak.com/

    Just for you MB she went to my highschool. Gave me a chubby in finite math my entire softmore year.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    That doesn't suck either Coach. thanks.

    Canada, yeah. not in love, but not bad either.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Sad Coach, sad.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Anyone know what's up with Briggsy?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB>>>>>HEY DAWG!!!!!!

    Briggsy-L Ankle not the R he hurt pre-season. I blame the O on that..our D is on the field way to much..."F"ing O three and out..

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Sup Lobo. Yeah, can't expect much from the throwback scarecrow. Love how Crown described him in the last thread. Classic.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    +1

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Nice block peterson... Baaaahahaha.. Enjoy that hit Brett?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    he seemed pretty upbeat on his facebook page so i can't imagine it being that bad. also, he is a throwback player. the kind of guy that could play in any era because he is a true football player. if he misses a game it's an injury that puts someone else out for 4.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    yes, i'm on facebook. no, i'm not gay. yes, i like cats. damn, why you gotta judge a broham?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    add me bro.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    Fresno, i'm tempted to but i'm staying anonymous for personal and professional reasons.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Good call Johnny... besides, not sure if we need to see your collection of precious hairless manxses.

    Hee hee.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    This game is actually making me pretty optimistic about our chances of beating the Jets later in the season, when I have feeling we are gona be playing for home field advantage (or if ur cynical, making the playoffs).

    Vikes play a 4-3, and while they may have better DTs, we have better ends, linebackers, and about the same quality in secondary.
    And the Jets are totally holding AP in check, so that also bodes well for us when we play the Queens. Although, by that time, I assume Harvin and Rice will be healthy, and Moss will develop chemistry with Favre.

    Still, as long as we remain healthy, I'm feeling better about our chances. Go Bears!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Brett Farve on the sideline after getting crushed right after releasig the ball. He looks like this is the very last place he wants to be right now. Damn.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Dem ole bones getting rattled tonite ain't they #4???

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Cats are cool. But on the facebook thing ... gaylord.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    i know mang, i don't know why but i like it enough to stay on it. big family, easy to stay in touch with family and friends. just explaining that was gay.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Yeah.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    The color commentators couldn't help themselves. After running out of excuses for Favre. I hear the following quote:

    If there is any silver lining regarding the Vikings upcoming schedule is that there is no separation in the NFC North.

    Wow, after Brett fucks up all offseason, doesn't come ready to play, misses a game changing open pass to harvin and fumbles multiple times the Jaws is saying don't worry, the Bears suck so it will be ok. Just to shut those pussies up now i want Peppers or Izzy to literally end Favre's career. Not because i hate Favre, but because i hate those that blow him incessantly.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Good you feel young Al --- both of us are younger than Favre tonight...don't miss FAVRE APOLOGY on Sports Center...

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Brett Favre just as Tiger Woods does not deserve to be number one in anything because their little heads rule their big heads...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    that makes them fuckwads Jack, it doesn't cancel out their incredible skill. they deserve to be number 1 but then they deserve every bit of shit that comes with their insane and sub human behavior. Deanna should take that money and the kids and bounce.

  • In reply to kenbill:

    ESPN will be giving Brett Favre his own show soon...
    "waffle" --- as Mr. Hyde said in Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde - "I'm free, free..!"

  • In reply to kenbill:

    guys, Brett just made some great plays but he tweaked his elbow early a play or two before the Greg Lewis pass. That old wing is not going to make it through the season. bank on that.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Who'll be the first to use his schlong as an avatar? How long would that last. Special exemption Jeff ?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    ha!

  • In reply to kenbill:

    The funniest part is Brett couldn't even close the deal. That almost more embarrassing for his wife and kids. He couldn't even successfully cheat.

  • In reply to zmac:

    +1

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Damn. I like that. Then again, we normals don't cheat probably because we haven't got tons of tail throwing their knickers at us on a daily basis. If Michael Douglas or Tiger Woods worked in McDonalds they wouldn't be 'sex addicts'.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    +1 Irish.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    LOL FAVRE

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Damn Johnny. Fbook AND cats? Never would have guessed. How was the Q?

    Don't know if you guys are watching this game but the Jets are impressive in their confidence. Not the gee shit they do in the media, but their play is very confident man. They are mixing it up and being very, very creative on o. I

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    yeah, i'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in bacon and fried in cornmeal batter washed down with Jameson and perfectly chilled Guinness while watching the beloved. The bbq was awesome and it was great getting a free pass for the weekend. i took full advantage.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Did you wet the bed? Seriously. You have to say if you did. Direct question. No lie-sies.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    i don't pee the bed. if i do just terrorize my liver like a 20 year old i will occasionally visit the vomitorium in the morning a couple of minutes after waking up. I soaked up the booze this time with a 2am white castle adventure.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    ESPN hello - It's not "Jets handle Vikings" the goddam Jets defeated the Vikings...

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    last post of the night:

    I think i have a serious problem with Trent Dilfer dispensing any sort of criticism of any quarterback...FUCKING EVER.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Can you tell which ESPN announcer has been to Hair Club?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Get well soon Briggsy's ankle. Your backup is in Carolina.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Why does ESPN lick the Packers and Aaron Rodgers? They're in Connecticut for God's sake...The "Fucking Fastest Three Minutes in Football" went through the Bears / Panthers game in less than three seconds...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    How's this one hit you fellas...

    Mcneil will be playing LT for the chargers this sunday. How'z about Jerry calls up AJ and asks what he wants for that pup Dumbrowski that stood in for Mcwall... and did an amazing job through 5 games? Whatdaya say jerry... you amazing fucking retard.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    That is QUITE a reputation A.J. Smith has built. Free agents will be staying away in droves.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    It may be possible that both the Jets and the Vikings might - like turkeys - turn their heads to the skies and drown...

    Here's hoping...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Jenn Stroger looks like a porn star in that picture. She looks like she could get on all fours and I could throw golf balls into her asshole from across the room and hit nothing but net.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    you can definitely find that on the internet. midget or regular?

  • In reply to gpldan:

    This game is almost as fun as watching a Bears victory without the emotional investment.

  • In reply to brandonpurcell:

    This just in from ESPN...Joe Namath has asked Suzie Kolber to do a sideline comment in a T-shirt...

  • In reply to brandonpurcell:

    exactly, by the time we get to the Vikes, Brett will be a shell of a shell of the douche he has been since roughly 2005 when he started fucking playing possum hard EVERY SINGLE YEAR when it came to retirement.

    Brett, why did you take a hall of fame career and piss all over it?

  • In reply to brandonpurcell:

    That latest request from Namath asks for no bra and no umbrella...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    If you turn your avatar upside down, it looks like Suzy Kolber's tits!!!!!

  • In reply to kenbill:

    farve is litterally sucking it out there. Man, this is the last place he wants to be tonight.

    Hey Brett... money ain't everything is it? Shoulda stayed in the bayou bubba.

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Ask Briggsie about the icon --- Green Lantern cover from the old days of comic books...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    "In brightest, in blackest night..."

    I once had a GREEN LANTERN subscription back when they were
    12 cents each. If you subscribed they were only a DIME!

    GEEZ, I'm old!

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Oops, "In brightest DAY, in blackest night..."

    Proof reading KILLED me all thru school.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Ok then - "fuckwads" it is...I have to watch this game without audio because grandson is sleeping...sorry that Bears can't play the Jets and beat their linebackers and secondary...pity that Sanchez has to keep scoring to back up a Jets sorry ass defense...except for a couple of remarkable tosses by Favre...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    "Grandson"?

    Thanks, Jack. I don't feel quite so old now.

  • In reply to kenbill:

    GAME OVER!

    THERE is the Narcissus we know and love!

  • In reply to kenbill:

    BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHahahahahaha.... perfect farve ending. What a douche. And ye reaps what ye sows... assohole.

  • In reply to kenbill:

    3 TD passes - 3 turnovers.

    Narcissus taketh, and Narcissus giveth away.

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Welcome to 1 and 3, Queens.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    What an absolute BRAIN CRAMP by the Jets managing the clock.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    This was scripted by ESPN

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Randy Moss just signed up for Greenpeace...Thanks Randy...and the Jets just punted...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Will work on turning Kolber's image upside down...Thanks for the heads up...

  • In reply to brandonpurcell:

    Totally NY. I was watching and litterally giggling every time Farve got fucked up. My wife walks in, looks at the teams playing and noticed neither are the bears and she goes, "why are you giggling like a 14 yr old girl?"

    I just giggled some more.

    Hee Hee

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GLLDAN - Did you mean Jen Steger the star of Wicked films...?

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Dude, I know Halloween is close, but that Avatar is creeping me out.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Tiger Woods can do that golf ball schtick...

  • In reply to gpldan:

    THAT shit was funny.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    found it...or extremely similar. she was shooting ping pong balls out of her hole across the room. i think i have a virus on my computer now.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    "Stroger".

    Rhymes with "Stroker".

    Coincidence?

    I don't THINK so.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    But it IS Steger.

    Rhymes with Eager. Like in "Eager Beaver"?

    Coincidence?

    I don't THINK so..

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The pussification of America continues...fucking rain delay a football game.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Is that why when I came home at 7:30 Mountain Time the game had just started......RAIN....??Really? Sheite!

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Did they delay it for rain or because of lightning?

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    LIghtning they said..

  • In reply to Mastodon:

    Reasonable precaution,

    A lightning strike does sBAD things to you.

    If it doesn't kill you outright, it may just rattle thru you and take off whichever limb it decides to use as an exit.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    I'd wear her like a horse's nosebag.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Tis always best to drink from your own well boys.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    So, Cheeseheads, apparently OVERTIME is NOT "Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood" as his last couple of visits there have been JUST a bit DISASTROUS, no?

    First, a sack-fumble to lose to a playoff game last season and, yesterday, an INT that leads to the game-winning field goal (VERY Narcuissus-like, BTW). Sounds a bit like he could be called ERRin' Rodgers.

    Yes, I know, the Zebras missed a pretty obvious helmet-to-helmet call the on the pick that also resulted in a concussed Packer QB.
    Don't worry, though, I'm sure the NFL will review the film, fine that guy, reprimand the referee AND send a nice letter of apology to the Packers.

    MORE good news: I was in the Chicago area over the weekend (Did I tell you Chicago area dwellers your traffic sucks? I might have mentioned it) and while listening to the locals on ESPN 1000 Saturday, I heard them opining that a rift has developed between QB Rodgers and Head Coach, Mike "I think Robbie Gould will miss a 19 yard chip-shot game-winner" McCarthy.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    You know, one thing you gotta hand Lovie that you don't hear about rifts between he and his players. Nice to not have that distraction.

    Now rifts with the FANS is another story, but in the big picture that does not really matter.

  • In reply to Mastodon:

    True, but according to the guys on BEARS POSTGAME on Comcast Chicago, he definitely shook up the players, they specifically mentioned lance briggs, when he sent Mark Anderson packing.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Do you think Mike Tice got some folks' attention Sunday with his latest line shuffle?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Omelette's still on there. Couldn't they put Webb at LT and Shaffer back at RT?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I'm starting to think Omelette has pictures of Tice, naked and in compromising positions with farm animals.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Or something.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Please.

    Can we declare the "Todd Collins Era" officially OVER?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Again. Jerry? Tyler Thigpen or Sage Rosenfels please. Now.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Has anyone seen said pic or said junk (I'm not about to google that)? Does he have junk to be proud of, because if not, THAT is the true definition of narcissistic. Dude's got to have a little dick with the way he conducts his life.

    Btw, reposting from last thread because, well, because it

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    of

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Great article MB, Love the way he described the 85 Bears.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Oh, get well, Mayor Blogfather. This circus needs it's Ringmaster.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Who here thinks Martz will finally imply our rush offense more after sundays game? I swear Forte should see the ball atleast 20 times a game and i dont care who our qb is.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    In any case, he definitely gave Seattle's DC something to think about this weekbesides 7-step drops.

  • In reply to Grizzly559:

    Seahawks are like the #2 run defense in the league so it doesn't bode well for us Fres. The Panthers suck, Forte broke a couple big ones and maybe made our run game look better than it actually is. Not having seen the game I'll shut up now.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    +1 (you too Jokey)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Al, that is just SO. SAD.

    Wow, my heart, it hurts just a tiny little bit right now.

    *sniff*

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Ya, I ACCIDENTALLY saw the pic - I was clicking through her pics, then, BAM, a pink worm lol They should warn a dude...What was funnier than his small penis were the comments, and I quote:

    "Now we know why Peter King can still talk with Favre's dick in his mouth"

    "In all his years in Wisconsin, Brett Favre left more fat women unsatisfied than Jenny Craig."

    "Unlike Favre's quarterbacking abilities, when god was handing out dicks, he didn't pick six."

    "Yeah, that's Favre. I can tell by the way he's fumbling his balls."

    "Finally. The ending of There's Something About Mary makes sense to me"

    And my fav, a Favre Defender, arguing that he sent the dic-pic right after icing his junk, so there was shrinkage...or that he's a big guy, so one must take that into consideration - signed...Peter King.

    LMAO!

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Funny stuff, 85.

    Or should I say, "Funny junk"?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Wait a minute, '85.

    "Favre Defender"?

    Do they still even MAKE those?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    The Favre Defender 5000 model - maker, ESPN, CEO, Peter King.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    I think it's out of production.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Favre - 70,000 passing yards

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Son of a bitch, it had to happen didn't it.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    I think Jaws came in his pants a little when Brett threw that TD pass. He voice was quivering for god's sake.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    And cuz I'm that juvenile and suffer from a healthy case of Schadenfreude (that's right, schadenfreude):

    An accurate analysis of Favre's wang:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeItAGfhk8s

    Favre compensating for his stump:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nviB2Rlm-uY

    Maybe Favre should try this remedy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSVi0TOeG0

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    LOVE that first comment. Hill-air-ious.

    Guess ARodgers aslo has a small dick because that whole MNF crew were still jammering away... and they were all deep throating, especially... wait for it... JAWS.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Cue John Williams and the music!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Ok, enough with the low-blows...Hopefully, Jets win today (As a matter a fact, hopefully they clinch home field advantage early cuz we play them in the second to last game, and it'd be nice if they (and we) rest our starters). there's gonna be a heavy dose of AP, and it may very well be a low-scoring slug fest.

    Jets lead the league in passing and rushing, and they're D is 3rd against the run but 23rd against the pass. However, it takes a while for a qb and wr, even HOF veterans, to build chemistry, so I expect a heavy dosage of AP early, and maybe open it up a bit later.

    It ought to be a fun game - GO JETS!

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    You see that a LOT. Teams ranked high against the run and a lot lower against the pass.

    Stats are so misleading as so many of them are racked up in "garbage time".

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Ya, U know, I've been going over stats lately, just for the fuck of it, to see if there's any correlation between one category, like let's say, run defense, or pass offense, or a combination, like top defense overall or turnovers, and THERE IS NO ONE STAT that = wins.

    Classic example: SD CHARGERS are #1 in total offense, and #2 in total Defense...Record: 2-3 (losing to the Raiders and Seahawks, no less). Giants are #5 in total O, and #1 in total D - also 2-3...

    That's why there's no such thing as an "ugly win". That's why I'm adopting Izzy's attitude when asked about the "ugly" win:

    'It's beautiful, man. Bears win,'' defensive end Israel Idonije said. ''It's pretty. Anytime the Bears win, it's lovely.''

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    The bears bucked THE most telling stat in the NFL: Turnovers.

    Often as not, you lose the turnover battle and you lose a game.

    Evrything else is just numbers.

    Most useless stat, IMO Time of possession.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Brett Favre - NFL's career leader in fumbles. Another record Brett, well done. Something on your mind, cracker?

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Brett looks like crap. Joy is me.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    JAWS...ha! + 100!

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Eh.. I'll leave the Jersey trash to Favre. Give me a Cali girl any day.
    Now has anyone seen Collins? I'm naming him in a lawsuit for defimation of character and slander against the Bears organization and the term quarterback.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The ESPN 1000 guys in Chicago also thought Ms. Sterger bore more than a passing resemblence to Mrs. Favre.

    Did I say "Passing" resemblence?

    Gee, I crack me up!

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    +1

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    It wasn't cool MB. Nor was it in any way impressive. Whatosever. Anyone who snaps their langer on the slack is either waaay drunk or the world's biggest narcissist.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    L.O.L. "Narcissus". Is Brett's nickname SPOT ON or what?

    E-mailing pictures of your own junk.
    If THAT doesn't say "NARCISSISTIC", I don't know what does!

  • Is that the new QB for the Jets? If so can I sack her? PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

  • ME LIKEY!!!

  • Noah..are the both Brett Girls? Is the sheen in their hair that gives them away?

  • The perfectly irreverent picture. This is the best one since the girly-Thor Lion picture in Week 1.

  • Very hot. What exactly are the duties of a football hostess (her official title with the Jets)? No wonder that team has so much trouble with sexual harassment in the workplace.

  • Doc, don't worry. Let me massage your sore tummy with some lovin':

    i'm on facebook, love cats (had 1 cat for 18 years), play all sports, love opera and the theater, Mixed Martial Arts and Art History, played ball so hard i broke my neck playing with a club on my broken hand, cook like a motherfucker, understand string theory, was going to be a doctor but i'm not smart and asian, fight when i have to, love when the time is right, can watch a bears game just as easily as a Ken Burns documentary, occasionally tie one on in the worst way, have played football after tripping on mushrooms until 2 hours before the game, etc.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    i think my only flaw is that i am never wrong and i can't surf and the reason why i can't get up on the board is because i had Urlachers wrist injury but had the OTHER surgeon work on it instead of Urlachers doctor. The way i got the injury is a Bruckheimer-esque story that you wouldn't believe if i told you.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    actually i was wrong because i thought Collins was going to do fine. Oh god was i wrong.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    this rain looks crazy on HD TV. like watching Inception

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Dude. Inception. So the last scene ... is what we expected it to be right? Maybe I need to go back and watch the second last scene again. I'm not sure how I feel about that movie.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Well so much for M.N.F. --- time to throw up for another six or seven hours...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Jack your avatar scares the shit out of me. Wierdo.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Just think of it as Suzy Kolber's tits.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I took your advice GP, and now when I see Jack's avatar I get a little wood.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Gee. I wonder if LDL is gonna pull the reigns in on Martz a little bit after the success of the run game Sun. Seems to me that Martz and Cutty have the same big pass play mentality which got them in trouble. Now I would think they would be a little less aggressive in the pass game and keep pounding the run game a little more. Also don't remember seeing those quick slant plays or the screens that worked so well. It'd be nice to see Jay back in the game but I wouldn't be upset if they started Haine either. Can't do much with Collins except use him as a last resort.

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Rex Ryan ran the ball down the Queens throat with LT and Shonn Greene, and the vaunted Williams twins and Mr. Tree Hunter couldn't stop them.

    Here's what I took away from watching the Vikings: run the ball. It may not work in the first half, but it will in the 2nd. But we have to establish that we can do it like we did with Carolina. It isn't pretty, but it is Bears football.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP,

    Vikings > Carolina

    As Irish mentioned up top a bit... matty broke two runs on missed gaps. I think two things:

    1. Vikings run D is much better than carolina's

    2. Jets oline is much better that ours

    That said, I am fully on board with committing to try and kick start our anemic running game. I just think it should include an equal serving of misdirection, play action, and a whole big heapa swing routs, screens, and the trap seemed to work well last night. Oh yeah, and Cutty throwing the ball all over the field

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    +1

    What the hell happened to the shotgun? And roll-outs and bootlegs. Did we run many traps? Didn't see the game and they don't mention that in recaps ....

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Herchel Walker will kick your ass

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/10/11/herschel.fitness.martial.arts/?hpt=Sbin

  • In reply to gpldan:

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/damon_hack/10/12/vikings.jets.insider/index.html?eref=sihp

    Check #5. Dooooooon't cry for me Aaaaargentiiiinaaaaaa!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Hey Boys and Girls...Is it possible the Coaching pricks for us are reading this Da BearsBlog:

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/12/bears-scale-back-devin-hesters-role/

    I don't know if someone had posted this earlier but, finally they may realize as a returner DH scores more this way for our O.
    DOH!

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Maybe, but I think the other wideout's block better than Mr.Hester, did you see Knox, Aromashodu, and Bennet? The Boy's can block Lobo, they could be the guards you have been looking for lol

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    "Any, anybody wanna aska bout Percy?"

  • In reply to MatthewIsMyForte:

    Why has no one asked him about Sterger ? His face would say it all ...

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    No Lobo, I don't think that was the reason. The coaching staff was trying to maximize special teams just for the Carolina game because Cutty was out and they wanted to focus on the run game and special teams.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    But he gave the TD to Shonn Greene. I need that 6 from L.T.
    The White Elephants fall to 4-1. No more unbeatens in our leage.

    Mason Crosbie's 53 yard "doink" off the upright that would have won it for the Pack cost me 4 points 9 and a win, too. However, THAT was WORTH it.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    The Jets have a good OL GPL, but if Williams is back and Omelette is gone, maybe the size difference will help us ...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Chris Williams may come back next week. This presents an interesting opportunity. We could potentially bench Omlette. Webb and Williams seem to play the right side decently. Not great, but I don't know that Omlette would do better than Webb at RT.

    The other possibility is that Williams stays benched. He wasn't exactly impressing before his hamstring got strung.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Our biggest BEar has to stay on the line and get some gel tuime with the others. Omelette seemed ok at pass protection at LT, but he can't run block for shit and is a bad RT.

    Bench the egg !!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    The NYT just nails Farve to the proverbial cross.

    We may not see Farve, because the NFL may kick him out before the Bears game. There is talk that Goodell is going to go ahead and make an example of Brett.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/12/sports/football/12rhoden.html?src=mv

    All that, and his request for the ba-jay-jay from his younger wife clone was rejected. At least Tiger got massive amounts of poon and gets to still play his sport. Farve may get neither.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP...nice article+100

    ......but do we take in that Big"G" will let the poster child for Viagra finally see his sunset? I don't know this good o'l boy has more tricks up his sleeve...He's the darling of the media...The four Letter Network thinks that he's the next coming and can walk on water.

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    The 4 letter network loves a good story, and Narcissus sells. he PLAYS in Peoria, so to speak.

    The NFL, however, is sick of him. Any player who tries to be bigger than the game gets the stick in the NFL. Everybody, sooner or later, learns this.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    GP...I hope you right brother..I would love to see "Brett Girl" knocked OUT!!!!

  • In reply to gpldan:

    So you think she looks like Deanna, too, GP?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    I do al.

    As I said before... not. impressed.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Dollars to donuts that what she's packin' is plastic.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    FAVRE, know this:

    Because Jaws, Chuckie and Tirico the Stalker blow you so hard and refuse to treat you like other players when it comes to shortcomings your career will end when you play the Bears. Your marriage is over, your season is fucked and now your career will end with Peppers fucking your life.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    LOL.

    "Tirico the Stalker".

    +1 johnny.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    ...and now your career will end with Peppers fucking your wife.

    Fixed that for ya, johnny.

  • In reply to IBNO:

    ironically, i wrote that as well but didn't want to get into the great white/black wang debate so i deleted it.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    I hate farve. And I believe it's karmically ok to do so because of his actions against his helpless wife and kids... and the millions of us football fans who've had to put up with his bullshit for so long.

    Johnny... I already miss the squirrels.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Why squirrel hate me?

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RL9oA8SJbus/SuoGh-k9HNI/AAAAAAAAAbg/TdWzNuK0TZg/s320/brett+favre.jpg

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Why squirrel fucking hate me? 2nd try.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UE6KTNTPC4

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Again. Life lessons from Irish. If you're a multi-multi-millionaire there is no #$%@ way known to man that you *need* to be married. If for some inexplicably stupid reason you really really feel the need to legally document your relationship it should be preceded by a pre-nup. You idiots.

    By the bye, phone messages to little bitches whose only claim to fame *is* that phone message on their sim card ... well, work it out during the boring bits in your divorce suits. Audi.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Easy, it's just William C. Rhodin. He thinks everything he ever wrote could have been brought down from Mount Sinai.
    He used to Ponificate regularly on THE SPORTS REPORTERS.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Nah, the Facebook thing, you forgot that ... somebody check and see if Waffle here tweets. That would be another one.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    My god. You're hitting on us Waffle. You're trying to date the blog! Don't worry about the Doctor-thing and not being smart, just move to Thailand. You can be a Doctor here no problem, trust me. You don't play curling or hai-lai so that was a lie about playing all sports. Now, playing football *on* mushrooms, I'd love to see that.

    String theory rant - non football related. Well kind of related.
    ================================================
    Do you look like the people in the string theory programs? I'll exempt you from the following group Waffle, as you're a Bears fan and couldn't possibly belong to that set. String theorists don't like football, as it's based in reality. I used to like the sound of string theory until I saw the people who buy into the whole 11-dimensions-are-required-to-make-the-maths-work. The scientist in the Simpsons comes to mind - basically kids who were *extremely* unpopular in school and whose lives were daily nightmares. Now they seek solace in understanding a very implausible and completely unprove-able school of thought so they can lord it over those who don't and attain (in their own minds) some level of superiority.

    Brett Favre. 500 career TDs, 70K yards, looming divorce settlement and a big bag of So-What. Vikes are 1-3. Cowboys next week. 1-4. Rodgers concussed. GB concussed by Miami next week. 3-3. Bear win a close one over the Hags. 5-1. Sweet.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Someone Tweet those jamokes on ESPN that Favre lost...also compliment them on a nice crawl with Bears quarterback updates...WE ARE DICKHEADS - WE ARE ESPN!

  • It works even better down here doc, since our stadium is Qualcom stadium and it's called the "Q"...

    Actually, I'm not even sure if it still is?

  • What's even weirder is my one win came during the Giants-Bears week.

    I see Farve is on waivers. Time to make a move...

  • i'll have to find a way to get over it. maybe i will send a picture of my flaccid penis to some random person who has never shown interest in me and who would probably not sleep with me. i mean, i'm married and have a kid but what harm could come of it?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Hee hee

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    You could send it to the other string theorist on here. I know there's one. He wouldn't necessarily be gay too, just asexual. Like a single-celled amoeba. If they have a cock it's just for decoration.

    By the way, this BiQueen/Fudger double-implosion just feels sweeter by the second. Does anyone have the home addresses of Calvin Johnson and Jahvid Best? Got any pictures of their vehicles? Y'know, just to make sure ...

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    More bald contest Dilfer or Van Pelt? They both ruin the bald look for all of us that are bald or "balding".

    Trent Dilfer or Todd Collins?

  • In reply to kenbill:

    I resemble that remark!

  • MB, Call of Duty: Black Ops....

    I'm getting divorced for certain

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Johnny... in our new pad, I have my own office. I have a blank wall opposite what COULD be a couch... or, say... two gaming chairs. The wall COULD accept a, say, 63" flat screen, edge lit plasma TV?

    I have a 2nd baby coming literally in 2-3 weeks.

    It's not good man. I have to fight it for at least 4 months I recon. God with god lad... I shall live vicariously.

    Btw, Vikings: 1-4

    BAAAAAAHAhahahaha

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    don't get it. i'm going to resist as long as i can. it gets in the way of my life.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    "Wanna talk about Randy Moss' touchdown catch? I would love to do that...um...Percy Harvin...so um...any, anybody wanna ask about Percy?"

    fucking hilarious. Eat shit Brett.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Good luck with the Birth MB. Sleep is now a distant memory for me. I naievely thought they'd both wake up at the dame time for feeding. Ha. What a dick.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Agreed Johnny.

    Thanks Irish.

    Yeah, you can't say we didn't warn you. It's brutal, and I've been gearing up again. At least i know what to expect this time. I can't even imagine having my first child be... two! At the same time!

    You're a worrior Irish. Just remember what AAAAaaaahhnold said, what doesn't keel you makes you stronger.

    How's the job search going?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Easy, MD. 1-3. They came off a bye. OH, BTW, Nice work off that bye, Chilly.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Everyone in Minnesota all together now --- "Start spreadin' the news...etc...If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere...New York, New York...

    ESPN shows "the agony of defeat" and Brett Favre's need for some Clearasil...ahhh HD...

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    So, next week, either the Cowboys or the Queens will be 1 and 4.

    As Larry, The Cable Guy, would say:
    "Now THAT THERE is FUNNY, I don't care who you are."

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Unless, of course, they manage to both come away 1-3-1...?

    THAT would be HYSTERICAL!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Whoops my error --- not Clearasil - but a Gilette Fusion...See ya Brett...

  • In reply to kenbill:

    Actually, Jack, apparently what Narcissus will be needing most is a very good attorney.

  • Exactly Doc. Would be a terrible mistake to think this team is not a very dangerous dangerous team. Even if they don't get the wins to make the post season, they can very easily derail some teams playoff hopes.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Having said that, the Queens can definitely lose the next 3 games. Girls, Fudgers, Patriots.

  • OLD GUY stuff, Doc. 40th High School Class reunion.

  • This one's for GP: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/A0vDnV/i.cdn.turner.com/si/.element/img/4.0/global/swapper/201010/101011.05.jpg/r:t

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    LOL.

    I wonder if Farve has any fishing trips planned....

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