"Ladies & Gents, Todd Collins" Game Thread

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  • He dekes the puck on a breakaway....... SCORE!!!!!!

    One more and I'll have a hat trick.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    If I get three, I'll use a field goal analogy, don't worry.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    Todd Collins
    ------------
    take three underperforming interior lineman
    2 oz. of dry playbook
    2 oz. of lemonhead Lovie
    1 teaspoon of sweet sweet Martz "he's so great" syrup
    bucket of water
    Put a smurf back or wideout on top
    Stir well

  • In reply to gpldan:

    this pic is from the game where we took out Jason Campbell and Todd Collins came in and won the game for the skins. I was there and it was freezing.....

  • In reply to bigrobstunner:

    Can't wait for the big game tonight. Woo hoo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2of_BDPA_o

  • In reply to bigrobstunner:

    More prognostications.

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/preview10/team/_/name/chi

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Hahahaha... Schefter you are SUCH a tool. Douche.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Nothing new, seems pretty spot on. What did I miss? The Harris comments were somewhat suspect.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Just saying the lions will be better than us.

    We might be the same as last year, but we're certainly not the lions.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Wow, I didn't catch that. Now that's pushing it.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756/im:/100830/483/urn_publicid_ap_org_ec7a7d29de6a4122a71d2d6992b58d28

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Looks like he stuck his head between Rosie O'Donnel's legs.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I shudder at the thought GP. I'd rather see the Bears go 0-16.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I wonder who'll end up signing Crayton?

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/02/cowboys-still-may-trade-or-cut-patrick-crayton/

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Vikes probably.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Even though the other 31 teams will be playing their starters very sparringly in the last game to prevent injuries, if you were in Lovie's Daffy Duck slippers would you play your starters longer based on their dook lasagna display thus far? I know Ditka would.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Yes.

    How about this: http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20100902/GPG0101/9020637/Photos-Packers-players-attend-welcome-luncheon

    Confident much? What a bunch of fucking dicks.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    That's some balls.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    That beast in the pic with Rodgers is pretty much how I remember Wisco Women from my Chicago days.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Wow, what a contrast. Our D just wants to be able to hold on 3rd and 14, our Offense just wants learn how to pass protect and the Fudger's are talking Super Bowl smack. To be honest gents, I "wish" our confidence level was right up there with em.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    We can olny HOPE we're not the Lions, but I grabbed Jahvid Best in my fantasy draft last night and he WILL start for me on opening weekend.

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    Is it just me or did Patrick Crayton almost always look better on the field for Dallas than Roy "Carry my pads" Williams?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    He's no Miles Austin, average would probably be a fair assessment.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Average. Or, what Williams has struggled to be over the last coupkle of seasons?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    I was not implying the Bears should try and scoop him up, either.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    anyone know if the game will be on justin.tv?

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Face it, this whole SEASON is "on the bubble".

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Lets just "wish" it doesn't pop until at least midway through the season.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    I so hate being irrelevant in October.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Wow, this Rosenturd fella has a hard on for Lovie. Such a hateful article. Did I just say that?

    http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/rosenblog/2010/09/bears-game-plan-thursday-fourth-and-wrong.html

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Here's all our woe's wrapped up in one article. Wake up Ginny, time to walk into the next century or SELL THE TEAM.

    http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/09/bears-owners-getting-pounded-worse-than-qbs.html

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Dream on.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    That's enough Chester Taylor now. Let him rest.

  • In reply to JeffHughes:

    I've always liked Taylor and he will do well this year. Can't wait for reg. season.

  • In reply to JeffHughes:

    Password is posted up above for the stoogetv link... I'll repost for completeness:

    http://www.stoogetv.com - Channel 6
    Password: stoogetvcom

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Cheeto getting some good blocking, Bell, not so much. Olsen is a boob

  • Well isn't this something. Our top pick from last year and half this years draft are probably gone. Way to pick em Jerry. How can this happen when Gil Brandt said this draft was one of the deepest drafts he's ever seen and he's seen a lot. On top of that we still suck at the same positions we've sucked at for 3 years.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Looks like LePew is gone as well. Don't know if you guys remember me bitching like an angry wife the day we drafted him. When will these guys do themselves a favor and jump off a cliff?

  • Yeah SD. God knows how many people are buried under Soldier Field and how many Union kickbacks would have to be paid off for the McCaskey's to be able to sell that team.

  • For those who are wanting to watch online:

    www.stoogetv.com, go to Channel 6

  • In reply to dkbat:

    password?

  • In reply to alott96:

    stoogetvcom is the password

  • In reply to dkbat:

    YO! thanks for the link Hester23! The other link I was watching broke down, and its quality wasn't as good, and some French announcer could be heard in the backround calling what seemed to be a race!

    The lengths I go through to watch my Bears lol

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    haha! No problem man...

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    I can hear it now...Tod Collins should be starter lol

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Only took three minutes!

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    As pessimistic as I've been, just remember this: we were twenty points away from 10-6 last year. Yeah that's skewing it a lot, but it's still the truth. All hope is not gone.

  • In reply to number1ninja:

    we are making the playoffs and that is all there is to it. Put that quote on a shirt after we nail it this year.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    That wasn't specific mind you, just rounding.

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Nice snag by scrappy doo

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    Cutler may just have to look over his shoulder now before throwing a stupid interception. Collins ain't half bad.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    ugh...that comment belongs on a yahoo message board

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I don't give any quarterback a free pass to throw 26 ints. Cutlers in the big leagues and Chicago will not tolerate many more years like last year.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    i know Trac, i just didn't think you would be the guy to throw that rookie comment out there.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    hardy har har

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    I am a perfectionist unfortunately. I just hate to see unnecessary mistakes.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    agreed

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    "Kover Two" German for "Let's see if we can make a rookie QB break the record for most consecutive completions" - 12/12 thus far, let's see if our scheme can get him to McNabb's 24 straight pass completes...

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    McCoy is 13/13. Only the Bears make these guys look like All Pro's.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Look! D.J. Moore can dance!

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Would've been 14 of 14 continuing with a third stringer, but the Brown's WR felt bad, and dropped the pass...

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Urlacher's looking a little chubby in the cheeks.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Look - if we fucking used the pick then we keep La Favor and cut Mister Hanie. Favor has more upside.

    Yes, Hungry like the Smurf is gone but Bell still sucks.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Not much to say...Collins didn't look bad,,,,Lefevre to the the practice squad if he's lucky. Going to have to keep 3 QB's if they are going to keep Hanie

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Yeah, Practice is only for 1st and 2nd year players, so Favor goes there. What a pisser, that 5th pick could have been used to see somebody with a shot at safety.

    Here are my cuts, we'll see what Lovie thinks:

    DL - Jarron Gilbert played himself out of a job. Melton had pressure tonight, Gilbert can't beat anybody. Barry Tuner won't make it. Mick Williams is gone.

    LB - I know he was a special teams buster, but Shaw is gone. Kelvin Smith is gone. Malast is probably gone in favor of Iwuh.

    DB - End of the Alfalfa experiment. Just cannot play. Josh Moore goes to practice squad. Quentin Scott is huge, but gone.

    WR - Mathews, Iglasias are gone.

    RB - Goodbye Wolfe.

    OL - Edwin Williams gone.
    LB -

  • In reply to gpldan:

    completely agree with you GP. I don't really like the idea of cutting Afalva cuz our safeties are always injured or suck, but we gotta make room. Shaw is a special team's maniac, and I hope they keep him, but then again Iwuh is supposed to be just as good on sp, and a better lb. Iglesias showed some signs of life, but I'd rather cut him than Davis or Bennett, for now. I would rather put Hanie in the practice squad, and get LeFevour some reps, esp with Collins around to mentor.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Malast missing a bunch of tackles.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    the Bears just got flagged for having too many bad white linebackers on the field. and i don't mean 80's bad.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    First Half: Collins more than knocking the rust off. Goodbye Wolfe, hello Bell. Iglesias making it harder to cut him instead of injured Bennet. Beekman looks decent; hopefully he can play that way against 1st team and save us a draft pick.

    Defense (Albeit second team) once again can't tackle. Corners playing the "Soft Two" allowing a high completion %. DLINE putting some pressure.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Malast is the anglicized version of the ancient Aztec surname
    malacuil-li which means "he who is too white and slow to play Mike linebacker in the NFL."

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    LOL

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    FUCKING Hilarious!

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    The moral of the story: don't believe your eyes in the preseason. Especially the 4th game...

  • In reply to KissMyButkus:

    At least the Bears took kicking a field goal seriously today.

  • In reply to dkbat:

    Collins just got mauled.

  • Funny as hell.

  • copy and paste above, click on ch 6 when youre in.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Buy the Ticket Doc, but don't pay full price! Negotiate that ish, they WILL discount it if you negotiate.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    They threw in the premium sports package for 90 days with mine.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Can't read too much into that fumble, at least he's not playing poorly.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Inglesias sighting, wide open, blown coverage.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    If I got to pick between and Wolfe, Bell all day long.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Afalava just stoned Hardesty. Nice hit

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Iwuh plays fast

  • In reply to Joseph:

    little Tim Jennings just played a pass into the flats perfectly and stopped the Browns on 3rd and short. Nice little Tim!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Tiny Tim?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    i now realize after keying on Afalava why he has fallen out of favor with the Bears. Oh. My. God.

  • The only TD that Girly Thor scores all year.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    I hope not, we're going to need as many as we can get.

  • In reply to gpldan:

    that was a great route you have to admit. That is what Tony Gonzo did to us last year with the Falcons.

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