Five Quick Thoughts

(1) Lovie Smith has announced that Devin Hester will not be on kickoff returns.  And so we have the first awful coaching decision of the 2010 season.  Why any coach would self-neuter arguably the most exciting talent and explosive game-changer in the history of the organization is beyond me.  But it's par for the course.

(2) Adewale Oguleye is officially no longer a Chicago Bear.  His career is Chicago was solid if unspectacular.  He feasted on weaker opponents and disappeared on pivotal third-and-longs.  He was a good guy,though, and did the uniform proud.

(3) The Star-Telegram is reporting that most believe the Bears will be the Cowboy opponent on Thanksgiving afternoon.  This guarantees that my family will be irate as I choose not to listen to their tiring anecdotes and instead travel down the road to the always-open Silver Bell Tavern.

(4) From Brad Biggs:

There also is a possibility the Bears could play their road
game vs. Buffalo in Toronto this year. At worst, the Bears have a
1-in-6 chance of being selected for the date because the Bills have
already played AFC East rivals Miami and the New York Jets in Canada.
Of course, the league might say it's time for the Patriots to take
their turn.

The Bears, especially with a Mike Martz offense, would be thrilled to end up in Toronto and in a dome.  The Buffalo Bills are going to be pretty terrible this year and avoiding their homefield advantage should make this the Bears most winnable road game.

(5) If the Bears get very lucky this year, safety Morgan Burnett of Georgia Tech will fall into the third round.  The Bears need interior of the offensive line and safety still.


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  • Taylor does make us stronger at the RB position but if we don't crap a guard or 2 it won't make a difference who's in the backfield. I seriously don't want to see another 3.5 - 3.9 yds per carry again. Please tell me we will fix our line Jerry.

  • 1) rediculous, as I've already mentioned. Enough to fire lovie now in my mind. He's a stubborn mule who simply can't learn.

    2) Exactly. Best of luck wale.

    3) Meh

    4) We'll take a win wherever we can get it, but in general, who cares... it's the Bills.

    5) Strong, young DB help is always good.

    My $.02

  • Last year we averaged 4.0 yds per carry which was 25th. Even Detroit had more yards rushing last year.

  • our needs this offseason have never changed:

    1. O line - 2 FA guards and some young draftees

    2. DB help - A real FS or two and a CB or two

    None of this was addressed with JA/LS's shopping spree. Reading the article on Ato last string... the guy is a badass. If we don't pick up at the very least a LG and a FS in free agengy, we're going to find ourselves proper fucked with just one or two ill-timed injuries next year.

    I've said it, even through the highs of our new tenders, JA and LS need to be fired now before they can do much more damage next season. We may still win games, and maybe even pull out a shocker to get into the playoffs, but gents... we're never going to be a 'good' team/org until we take out the trash in a big way. I'm still hoping that happens next year.

    Oh, don't worry about JA or LS they

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Receiver! (coughing)

  • Hey Lovie, you're the coach. What in theeee hell are you doing? Put Hester back where he belongs and stop jacking around.

  • Martz has to have given his blessing on the decision to keep DH a mainstay on offense. You have 3 weeks to make it work Martz, no more.

  • Yet ANOTHER item for my "Lovie Smith Personnel Moves That Boggle The Mind" file.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Lovie has too much power...he must be stopped!

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Stopped like Phil the Groundhog? Do you have to stop him? Just drive him into a quarry. You might live though...well, probably not after the explosion.

  • In reply to mikebdot:

    I thought Groundhog Day was made up. I thought it was a brilliant parody of how fucked up people are. Just recently I find out it's real. Punxatawny. Jebus.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Well done Lovie and JA. There goes our best shot at dumping our most famous 'H-Back' ever and getting a sweet 2nd rounder for him.

    Jebus, these guys are already begging for a firing. 1000 demerits each for fuked sake!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    whoops, this might help:

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Knox made the probowl as a kick returner last year. The last time Hester was returning all of our kicks he was not good. He kept running backwards and falling down the way that I remember it. I don't think this is as bad a move as most of you guys think. Wouldn't be a bad idea to throw him back there with knox on occasion either as a decoy or for a reverse or some such shit.

    Like it or not, Hester is our most explosive guy on offense, and it would not behoove us to use him too much on special teams.

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Stache...I think my problem is that we had one of the most explosive offensive weapons in DH as a KR and we start the Hekyl/Jekyl experiment and you see were that has gotten us. I beleive he is not a #1 WR maybe a #3 at best and his routs need major improvement. LDL & JA have done a Vulcan Mind Sweep and this is what we have...

    Hey maybe we can ask the Colts WR coach to help..BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAA

  • In reply to MASOCHR:

    Can someone help me with this. For the last few years, this Devin Hester will return Punts, not kicks, has made ZERO sense.

    A) You are far more likely to get injured on a Punt return, IMO.
    B) A guy like Devin is far more dangerous with time to get a head start and survey the field
    C)Why make Devin make a decision (i.e. Fair catch inside the 5 yard line for example). Nothing against the guy, but if you need proof that he's not the sharpest cat, just check out his twitter account. Its barely legible.

    Feel like Im taking crazy pills? Can someone in the god damn press room just ask WHY PUNTS INSTEAD OF KICKS!! WHY

  • In reply to Dmband:

    Just stop your silly rant're being to logical.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    DMB..J..the scary thing is that you are correct...Isn't that a sad state of affairs.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Are you fucking kidding me? This is a bad fucking joke, please someone tell me this is:

    Ok, I'm going to do it. I know it's so damn early, but I have to. After two consecutive days of total and complete idiocy ALREADY, I am calling for Lovie smith to be fired TO-FUCKING-DAY. BEFORE he can continue to utterly fuck another (somewhat) promising season.

    Even those of you on this blog who like Olsen and want him to stay, have to admit that we now have 6 fucking TEs on this team if you count the new fullback

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Unfortunately MB the problem starts at the Top-o-da-Heap! Until there is a change there you won't see much of a change below. It's business as usual.

  • In reply to RogerMinton:

    yep Madd. sucks.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    The return of Sexy.

  • In reply to mikemuadib:

    I'm truly pulling for the guy but no way in Hades that the Redskins don't draft/trade for a QB.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    And why the deuce is my new pic not showing?? Um...Jeff, call NBC, DA Blog is on the fritz.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Never mind Jeff, call off the dogs.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    You are assuming NE would give us a 2nd rounder for Olsen. If Boldin only got a 3 ...

    Patience my man. Look around, there isn't much happening on any NFL personnel front. Wait until the draft. After June 1st there should be another flurry.

    FA is always crazy the first weekend (when EVERYONE over pays) and then after that it's all gamesmanship between GM's and agents trying to see who will blink first.

    If we start training camp in July with no decent FS, very little depth at CB and no changes to the OL, I'll carry a torch with ya. Until then, patience is indees a virtue.

    Go Bears!

  • In reply to CanadaBear:

    yes, I was assuming

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    After reading that article about the Redskins it made me think about how hard it is to be in the NFL. Colt Brennan was a total stud in college and now he can't into a game. I thought that kid was going to tear it up.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    "He can block the way most tight ends can, but in the passing game he is a step ahead."

    Meaning that most TEs block like little girls in leg braces, the 'step ahead' refers to the 2.7 YAC as he crumples to the ground having had a cornerback lay their hands on him.


  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    And as for "draft/FA" isn't over ... in some areas it is. They've already said they're set at receiver. Until Jay Cutler has a big bodied NFL target whereby he can roll out when he's in trouble and toss it downfield as a jump ball, we are not a football team IMHO. Yes, Shabba gives us that in some measure, but he's only one guy and short on experience. How people don't think T.O could help this team beggars belief. I get that we're not going to make the super bowl move and make Marshall a Bear. I get that. We all have so much confidence in Angelo's first round reaches that there's no way we're giving up next year's pick for the leading receiver in the NFL over the last four years. The man Asomugha called the hardest player to bring down in the NFL. Nah, we don't need him ... we've got six foot Earl Bennett and a failed receiver experiment at 5'8/5'9 and a six foot speedster in Knox. None of these guys has instilled confidence in the brain game. All have had problems with learning. Shabba is our guy. But if we want to talk about playoffs and beyond, Shabba needs to be our #2 and we need to find an NFL receiver. Don't even fucking mention the draftee last year and I don't mean Kinder ... our offense is not even half-way there yet ....

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Again, before anyone mentions Greg as being a big receiver, I meant a receiver that will leave their feet and dirty their uniform .... that and the 2.7 YAC thing ....

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Brilliant Irish. I was too busy with my rant and forgot to mention that first quote, hilarious.

    20 points

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    And it gets worse ! Roach to get the looks at SLB over Williams. Meh! Where's the fucking hibernation switch in this tree ? Screw you guys ... I'm going to sleep !

    Williams to SS. Do it. This guy is the perfect SS.

    FS ?


  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Here is a vid of Jeff's Safety pick Morgan Burnett. Guy looks like a stud and I hope he fall to the Bears with the 75th pick.

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Hey Joe Be Careful, as Jeff Poses as many people on here, so he can feel like a king or something?? The Ego he has makes him feel like a king, but more like a Queen,LOL! Jeff is into the weaker clan of real Bear fans. So Jeff, why dont you be a man & admit you are just a poor maiden voting for a timid bunch of girl cheerleaders!! Although I would love to see the Cheerleaders back(HoneyBears). OR the Polar Bear Babes!!

  • In reply to Joseph:

    Joe, liked your last avatar more.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    Lovie are you fuckin serious? The best return man in the game possibly the best of all time and you take that from him and this team by tryin to force him into something he is not so great at.. make him a FULL TIME KR and a PART TIME WR. He isnt our #1 WR anymore or our 2 or three... so what is he then?

  • In reply to Dmband:

    Why only punts? First, if he's a starting WR, which he is, there's only so many yard in his legs. You can't be a full-time KR, PR AND WR or your legs will be like a hooker's snatch -- not so fresh.

    What set Hester apart was his ability to change direction at full speed, his ability to hit full speed in about 1.5 strides, his vision and his instincts. Manning and Knox are both faster than Hester, but not quicker. That's why Hester's returning punts -- it plays to his strengths more than kick offs.

    One other thing, if you think Martz will do a better job getting Hester the ball in space please raise your hand.

  • In reply to jdawg:

    Gotta agree. If it turns out that Devin isn't getting as much time at WR and has some gas in the tank, by all means have him return kick offs. If he's logging lots of time at WR, stick to just the punts.

    I think we're going to be pleasantly surprised to see our WR's catching the ball in space this year.

    Go Bears!

  • In reply to jdawg:

    Fox's Chris Landry, a pundit whose opinions I respect, has come up with the best idea I've ever heard regarding overtime: Just count it as "the 5th quarter" and pick up the game exactly where it ends in regulation. End of coin flip. End of teams taking a knee deep in their own end with time running down in tie games. Frankly, I think it's a brilliant concept which does not bastardize the rules of the game.

    Since my long dormant interest in NHL Hockey has perked up (now that Chicago once again has a franchise) let me add that I would shitcan the shootout concept. Play 1 complete 20 minute sudden death period for the regular season games. If it's tied after that, so be it, BUT... I would treat all ties as a loss. No point awarded, ergo no longer any reason to PLAY for a tie.
    Imagine the kind of hockey you'd see late in tie games if a WIN was the only way to get any points in the standings. In the old days, they called it FIRE WAGON Hockey.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Or, they could have a FG shoot-out? Sorry go on..

  • In reply to Albertintucson:


    I respect your perspective as someone who's most likely a

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Al...I like "The Fifth Quarter" just like two titan boxers going at it..Who ever is left standing or knocked out..YOU WIN!! The sad thing is about who has more gas in the tank. As for our team the way LDL runs his Primadonna Camps no pads etc..I guess us pussies may not want to go to overtime. FRANKING LDL!

    And if it is a tie who gives a rats a!$@s

  • In reply to nicholsra:

    Two man enter, one man leave.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Or in the case of Ali/Frazier III, two men enter.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    man -- dial the drama queen setting back down to 9.

  • In reply to jdawg:

    hee hee

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    "please get kidnapped by an Eastern European drug smuggling ring" - MB30SD

    The first guy to use that line to a co-worker or someone at a bar must claim it and i will fucking mail you a 5 dollar bill for a beer.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    but if i do mail it to you and i somehow end up raped and mutilated in a resevoir or i am found dead, naked and dressed up like a school girl then Jeff has a responsibility to give your email address to the FBI to avenge me. AVENGE ME!!!

  • In reply to hollywood1:


    Although I think you're a swell guy Johnny (as much/little as I know you from a blog), I doubt you're my type. We can use paypal.

  • In reply to hollywood1:


  • In reply to JohnGalt:

    Proof lad, we need proof?

    Then send your money to Irish at the address given below.

    Oh, and 10 Points.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    @SHADY, Agreed with everything. Sometimes attitude says it all, and he had the best attitude out of ANY 2009 Bear.

  • In reply to jdawg:

    J, fuck you.

    -With love though

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    No, really, I meant it... fuck you.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    i was sort of referring to someone on this blog getting drunk and using that line this weekend as i will try to do. Then i was referring to the creepy anonymous nature of the internet while simultaneously referencing murders that happen off of Craigslist. Then i was trying to be funny mentioning that if someone on this blog in general takes my 5 dollars, uses the return address to track me down because he is actually a pedophile/serial killer and rapes/kills/dumps my body in a drainage pond, that i hoped Jeff would violate blog moderator/client privelege by offering up the subscribers email address so the Feds could track down my killers to avenge my passing.
    I watch too much SVU.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    JDawg dude... I told JDawg to fuck off for calling me a drama queen.

    I gots all your stuff Johnny. it was funny. Like I said, I think you're a swell guy, just not my type. I wasn't telling you to fuck off...

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    This is what I would love to invision on the first day of camp when LDL starts his "SUMMER LOVIEFEST" song and MM gets a whiff of it..

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Craig's list ! Brilliant. Why didn't I think of that ? I can find people to kill on Craig's list ! Thanks Waffle. The phone book was just getting too random, y'know? I hate it when you when you break in through the kitchen door and it's just some old lady in the front room watching "Murder, She Wrote" who reminds you of your granny. The nice one. Yep, bludgeoning old birds to death isn't all it's cracked up to be. Now, where were we, 2 guards for Lobo, receiver for me ....

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    1. What's your address Waffle ?
    2. Do you have a car ? Semtex would be cleaner than the whole rape/kill/dumping scenario. Just a thought.

    BTW - you can send the five bucks to :

    P.O. Box 34

    Cushty, thanks.

  • In reply to jdawg:

    Martz brings a lot to the offensive table, for sure, but I think we all need to be wary of just HOW MUCH he'll be able to install in only his first year. Putting a new offensive system in place isn't as simple as changing dead batteries or a blown fuse.

    One of the reasons Narcissus wanted to go to MinneaNoPlace was so he wouldn't have to learn a new offensive system.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    I'm sick of hearing people complain about learning a new offensive system. Our old offensive system sucked.

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Johnny, that shit's too funny, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!@!

    (or is it go towards the light? I can't ever remember)

    Josh, (said oh so tenderly) NEVER MIND THE BULLOCKS - YOU SUCK!!!!

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:


    100 points for the Sex Pistols reference.

    Johnny. fucking. rotten.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    I don't agree with A) at all. I think people are far more likely to be blindsided on kickoffs and thus far more likely to get hurt. I believe hester tweaked his leg in '08 on a kickoff return, not a punt return...maybe I'm not remembering correctly though...

  • In reply to mikebdot:

    With backup reading! (second article was linked from first, but thought I'd throw it in there)

    I'm not sure if anyone has actually acquired the data or not, but I would think kickoffs are far more dangerous due to the reasons mentioned in the article.

  • In reply to mikebdot:

    Also, I'm wondering if the "wedge rule" had any effect on their logic to keep him off kickoffs as well.

  • In reply to mikebdot:

    Alex Brown deserves a HELL of a lot better from the Chicago Bears.

    Lovie Smith warrants being fired on the strength of his repeated personnel and staffing (Can you say "Ron Rivera") gaffes alone.

    O.T. Point taken, Dm.

    Bottom line for me? I didn't think the system was broken in the first place.

    Like I said when I prefaced my thoughts on the matter, you're paid to play defense too o just shut up and do it.
    Recent stat I saw said only 1 in 4 O.T. games ends on the first posession. That doesn't strike me as a huge anomaly. Mike Brown was ALWAYS happy to start an O.T. on defense, no?

  • In reply to mikebdot:

    Why is this team so fascinated with moving players out of their natural positions? Izzie outside, Gilbert and Melton inside. Just a couple more additions to the long list of position changes.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    OK -- the loyal opposition

    I believe we sent a KR to the pro bowl (albeit as an alternate), who was the third best KR on our team. If it was turner running the Offense I'd be pissed about Hester. But this isn't Turner, its Martz. I'm not saying its a great idea to keep Hester off KRs, but I'm going to wait 3 or 4 games into the season to see exactly what they do with Hester before I blow a fuse. I don't think we're going to see a lot of bubble screens, reverses, etc...

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Regarding the buffalo game...I'm just happy we get to play those sacks of monkey shit this year.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Well, not playing Hester in his natural role could be worse. At least we have 2 guys that have done the job well (Manning and Knox), so we should be pleased to have someone who can fill the void. But agreed, Lovie needs to take a step back and realize Hester is not Wes Welker.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    solid points made boys, I'll take Knox on kickoffs if Martz has a plan for Hester. I really miss old Devin though. He used to run predominantly north/south with a couple of speed jukes to keep guys off balance. He was going for the big contract so he ran with reckless adandon. It was extremely fun while it lasted.

    Remember when he would be lining up to return the kick and that silly but slightly catchy rap song would be playing? The crowd knew he was going to take it to the fucking house and so did the other team. There was pure adrenaline in the air.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Soulja Boy off in this Hoe
    Watch me Crank it
    Watch me Roll
    Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
    Then Superman that Hoe

  • In reply to dutsami:

    the funniest/saddest part of that rap is that little girls and parents would be dancing to the beat and the song is all about just blasting some chick and blowing it all over her. we are so fucked. in 20 years our cities will look like Robocop 3.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    Johnny... I'll buy that for a dollar

  • In reply to Albertintucson:

    Gents... tell me what movie this is from (it'sa hard one)...

    I got one speed... balls out.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Sorry, trigger finger.

    I've ONLY got one speed... balls out.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB..Damn I know it but having a brain fart!

  • In reply to nicholsra:


  • In reply to nicholsra:

    My beloved Bears. Those wonderful clowns at Halas Hall. They put a big gold dress on a scabby street dog and tried to sneak it into the Cat's ball. Smoke and mirrors. Sign Peppers and dazzle them all, stop them putting up their silly billboards. Wow ! And Chester Taylor too ! The Bears have changed ! The Bears have changed ! Except for BubbaGump. Turning an awesome returner into an average receiver at best has worked like a charm. Olsen's been getting bad press (us!) as he continues his impression of a football player, so now Gump has to show us how good a running back he is - days after Mike Bell gets picked up for 1.7 Mill ? I have a feeling we could sign The Hogs, Steve Atwater and Jerry Rice and we wouldn't make the playoffs with this fool in charge. All gold stars have been changed to demerits. Monkey bollocks.

    Feering Ronery yet, Rovie ?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    +1 Irish

    ...Morning lad.

    Any guesses on the above movie quote by chance?

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    It's been a loooong time since I saw Stir Crazy. Although I grew up with a guy who repeated that movie his entire life.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Good morning MB, oh and in case I don't see ya ... good afternoon, good evening and good night !


  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    When we're in Toronto we could kidnap Brandon Rideau and some of their twelve thousand cheerleaders ... then start breeding new Refridgerettes/Honey Bears ... obviously I can't be there to help in person or get arrested ... just planting seeds ...

    Is inciting kidnap (a federal offence)on a blog a crime ? I don't think I could ever get into the States. As soon as they scanned my passport (those 'biometric' chips are GPS trackable!) the airport would shut down and the SWAT team would move in. "We've got your blog history son ! All your comments - Youtube too ! You're fucked ! Welcome to Camp X-ray asshole."

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Irish...+1.......Best first paragraph of the blog so far!! hahahahahahahahaha

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    If they did this with an Islamic scene there would be uproar. I'm not religious so I don't care. Interesting. Any thoughts ?

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Irish, Goes to show God has a sense of humor too. Now why he's making us suffer with Lovie is his secret. We're sorry for what ever we did BOSS! Please help us here Lord..we promise to be as good as we possibly can! All we want is a SB to celebrate winning in 2010. After all, you had your turn last year with the "Saints" winning it...right!

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I isn't a pious man... I just don't get Lovie as Jebus? If anything he should be the leader of the Romans, fucking everything up without reason or compassion. Or some other reallt repulsive, shitty character in that story.

    Man, am I out of my element. I'll just shut up now. MaddBear's answer was much better.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Jeff, I take issue with point #5. There will not be any impact safeties available by the time our number is called in the third round. There will be a decent gaurd or two available and I think that's what our first pick will be. Our roster is deep in 3rd and 4th round under achievers on D.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    And is Morgan Burnett our safety for the next 8 years ? Is he a stud ? A game changer ? A playmaker ? Can we get a great guard in the 4th round ? Can we get another good center/guard or another tackle if we grab a pedestrian safety in the third round ?

    *Probably not* answers all of the above. If we're not going to convert next year's first rounder into Brandon Marshall (which we won't because that would be what a Super Bowl team does), then at least let's grab the best safety in the draft next year and none of this 'Don't draft a safety early' GM bullshit-speak.

    Olsen on the field was a big enough liability, but putting him in the backfield, Jebus lovie ... is it a tumour ? You need an MRI dude ...

    Here's food for thought. Shabba breaks his leg in the first game, breaks it off in Jessica Simpson and falls out of the shower. Whatever. Fancy your receivers for a 16-game season and playoffs now ? Hester, Knox and Bennett, scraping the stratosphere with their Herculean leaps ... eesh. Iglesias might surface in 2012 when the penny starts to drop with the new offense. Ditto Bennett. Ditto Hester for that matter.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    BTW, we saw The Blind Side last night Irish. My wife cried 3-4 times (No, I just had something in my eye)... I had to keep reminding her that Michael Oher is now a fucking multi-millionaire, rolling extra large. She wasn't impressed with me.

    Good flick. I guess while Bullock was making the movie, she was getting blindsided (I know, bad taste, bad karma, and too easy). Ouch though.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Who would have guessed Jesse James would cheat on her? Well, maybe almost everyone! He was married to a super hot porn star before Bullock and he was cheating on her. The man has issues.

    Either Lovie is just doing his Loviespeak or he and Martz will end up in a lovers quarrell before the year is out. I don't remember Lovie getting involved with the O during Turner's tenure but who know's?

    Hopefully the rumor mill going on about McNabb to STL with the FS tossed into the trade, will get JA off his ass and trade a draft pick for the FS. I think Tice will make a difference with the OL so my biggest worry is the DB's.

    Go Bears!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    I have to admit I liked the film. And yes, I too got something in my eye at an innapropriate moment. Bullock is extremely watchable in it, the kid is a lot bigger than Oher, but definitely a good date movie. Cheating on Sandra Bullock though. What an asshole.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    I don't find her attractive at all in any way Irish... but that thing he cheated with is a fucking monstrosity. Frightening beast.

    And any time there are kids involved in the aftermath, it's just a fucked situation. Just very White T. of him (which he is in the first place)

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    1. Are we surprised?!@#$!$#@!$!@#

    2. did the uniform proud..Blessings to you and your family brother.

    3. Planes Trains and Automobiles!!

    4. Why?

    5. luck? let's hope the horseshoe doesn't get stuck in our arse! I will not rank about you know what..I will stay on the sideline and watch the "clown car" get fired up!

    6. yes. I know there is no six, but I thought I would place it there for all to fill out and rebutal.

  • Stir. Crazy. Gents. Stir Crazy.

    Wilder. Pryor. My god they were funny. I forgot how versatile and funny Wilder was. I mean, Blazing Saddles, the Silver Streak, fucking Charlie and the chocolate factory (ok, he was more creepy than funny in that one, but classic nonetheless) etc...

    So. damn. funny.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Classic. Better get bad, Jack, else you gonna get fucked.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    nice! irish

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB..Classic!!! and yes... both genuises at comedy!!

  • good guess doc. Another of my favorites.

    If this doesn't make you cry I don't know what will:

    Any one of my favorite scenes:

    "I seldom need more that THIS... ooooor this!"

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Burt Reynolds must be the best looking man in the Universe ... and with a 'tache too, which is an achievement. Ya hear that Jersey !? The man is gorgeous !!

    In the outtakes at 1:55 he's not trying to fuck Farrah Fawcett at all ...

    2:30: Dean Martin. Classic.

    3:07 Farrah Fawcett indicating that Burt is already dicking her between scenes.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    and she looked gooood back then. Oh yeah, and, uh, burt too irish.

    Dean. fucking. Martin... "these bleeds?"

    That movie was insane with talent. How about Jackie chan as the leader of the crazy japanese team. Fucking amazing.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    BTW, did you guys get the football tie in with the movie?

    Fucking.... Tery. Bradshaw.


  • In reply to MB30SD:

    MB.......can't imagine how they could of got this movie done on time.I would be to busy laughing, gagging and pissing my pants from laughing to much...great flic!!!!!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Dear LDL & JA...heres a smart move for the Draft. lets just spend it all on WR's.. trade JP, CT for first and second rounds and just get WR's for every round there after...I mean this makes sense in LDL's World.

    No need for O-Line because JC will just throw it all day long bootlegging from left to right.. score... say 60 points a game. O.K. so he looks like Bambi running for his life our great H-Back will protect him. With the great blocking he has provided for us so farJC is in great shape.

    Now lets trade all D-Line also we can get more WR's so JC can throw to.them also maybe keep LB & BU but as for the DB get rid of them all again trade them for more WR'S.. Oh thats right we have no need for saftey..great

    It will look like Madden 10... three on three.. NICE LOVIE!!!!

  • 1. It's never too early to start making really *stupid* decisions. Fuck.

    2. Wale, take care man.

    3. There are not that many good reasons to travel to Dallas. This would be one. I don't hate the Cowboys as much as I did when the were "America's Team", but I'd still like to see them get their cowboy hats knocked off.

    4. Sucks when you have to leave the country to hope to win an away game.

    5. I don't want us to draft a safety. The Bears just suck at the draft (with a few exceptions). While the purse is still open, buy us a safety (Atogwe would do nicely) and a guard. Then waste draft picks on whatever you want, preferably big mean O Linemen.

  • In reply to mikev:

    great point at #4 Mike... and I think everyone on this here blog are on the same page on #5

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    whoops, is

  • +1

  • Afalava - Sadly, Craig Steltz appears to be the defensive genius that the Lovemeister will look to in order to bolster our entire defensive unit back there. Welcome to your own blogspot on WCG Craig ....

  • Awww man...

    I repeat... do NOT feed the #1 Bears Fans...

  • Have we given up on Kevin Payne? Seems like not long ago he looked like he could be a solid S for years.

  • In reply to zmac:

    Looks like we have. 'AntiPlank Weapon' is rated above him now. Here's a guy I didn't think was in the NFL this year.

    Oh - and Jeff is wrong on Hester. Danial Manning is by far the best KR we have along with Knox. PR and KR are very different skills.

  • I'm not surprised by Lovie's stubborn comments, he has proven over and over he is going to do it his way. But, the contradictions between Martz and Lovie's comments are embarrassing. Martz came in a couple months ago and says that Skunk should be given a healthy dose of kick returns. Then, yesterday, Lovie says that he won't get any KR chances. Our brass runs the team like a minor league squad.

    I'm with J-dawg re Hester. Knox has proven he can be a lethal kick returner. Hester seemed to have lost his mojo on returns at the end of his reign. Like I've said before, great returners seem to fade fastest, I think KR is the hardest position to maintain excellence over a long period of time. Hester has spent his recent time learning the WR position, and he'll get more touches at receiver. With a full years experience and built chemistry w/ Cuts under his belt, I think Skunk becomes the explosive WR most of us thought he'd become when we heard of the move. It would be a different story if we didn't have Knox and a consistently great special teams unit.

  • In reply to crowntheirass:

    Something tells me to get used to Martz and Lovie contradicting each other in the paper.

  • Murph, you're better than that.

  • Quite honestly, I think they should have just left the overtime rule as it was. The whole reason for sudden death end was neither team got the job done during the regular game. So it goes to SD to determine a winner. The whole purpose behind this is not to make it fair so that both teams get an equal chance to score (which in my opinion it should be left a tie for not getting the job done when you had an hour plus to do it) it is so the media can run more commercials to make more money and it opens the door for more injuries in the extended playing time. During the regular overtime...playoffs and the SB..sudden death. You get a half a point for a tie and if you miss the playoffs by a half a game..tough year play better. The way it was... was fair because each team had an equal opportunity to win the toss to receive the ball. Just because some team has a better kicker than the other is not a matter of fairness...hire a better kicker. I know most or you are gonna that these players make a lot of money for what they and demand...just like any other job.
    Just my opinion, this is just a move for the media to extend TV and cable time for more commercials.
    Gee do you think the owners asked the players what they thought? NOT

  • Hahahaha... NOW I feel like an asshole Murph.

  • I think Waffle might have something to do with the disappearance of above. Ha

  • In reply to Joseph:

    not to be weird but what if #16 died? he has been a Bears fan for 45 years which means he has to be at least 55 and the last time i read one of his posts he was popping vicodin like pez and drinking...partying like Led Zepellin.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    or was is percoset? regardless, he was completely fucked out of his mind and rambling like a man that just drank salt water on the high seas.

  • In reply to hollywood1:

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    What a day ... and the shit keeps on flowing .... who needs Alex Brown ? Not Lovie !,0,2111914.story

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    depressing article, Irish.

  • In reply to Church:

    What's even more Lovie-like, they'll shop Brown to the either the Lions, fpackers or Vikings, and keep Poolguy and Melton the magician. I can see Omiyale at LG at this rate. All of the trade material we have and AB could be gone ? $%#@!

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    DA FUCK!!!

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    Lovie's an idiot. Plain and simple. Although the extreme hatred/vitriol has inevitably died down after the Bears did the illogical/inexplicable and fired nearly everybody but the head buffoon, we can't forget how bad this head coach actually is. And I'm unfortunately with whoever lamented that no matter what neat pieces are put in place this year, we still have Clueless in Big Sandy running the freak show.

    I don't know who can argue that it's a good idea not having Hester on kick returns. Someone run the numbers, I bet his kick returns TDs are at least close to his punt returns. I like the head of steam concept and the no decision concept, and while I too am pulling for improvement as WR under Martz, how many years are we going to waste on this experiment? It was a bad decision in the beginning (which I among others was loudly against), and it has panned out just the way many predicted - you lost at both positions. To me, sheer idiocy, now apparently prolonged.

    The Alex Brown deal, don't think that's a good move, but I maybe understand it - they're still looking at ways of rounding up some picks. Alex was our best rusher, although his career is about halfway in between that apt description of Wale's career and a HoF'er. I actually love the move of Izzy - I think that guy is one of the most underrated, hardest working and most overachieving guys we have on the squad - but that still doesn't mean it's going to work - it's an experiment. And Mark Anderson had a good season last year Lovie? According to who? Your balsa wood brain? Never mind no sacks, he has been absolutely terrible against the run (although he did improve towards the end of the season), the guy's just not very good. So your new plan is JP plus experiments/failed experiments on the other side? Sounds pretty iffy to me.

    And Lovie should just shut the hell up - what's that quote - better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt - well Lovie it's way too late for that, you have long since removed all doubt. Exhibit # 2,043,314 - your babbling comments on Greg Olsen. Why are you even talking? Why????

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:


    Oh, and... Fucking drama queen.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Phil, just in case you didn't read the whole string, the drama queen thing above was a reference joke.

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:

    Listening to Lovie in March is just going to drive you nuts, just try to ignore the man. Just pay attention the the personnel moves.

    That being said, the personnel move in place to get rid of Alex Brown is literally making me sick to my stomach. AB is without a doubt one of my favorite players, not only because of his passion and performance on the field, but also because of his personality and demeanor off the field. This is ridiculous. The team needs MORE players like AB. So frustrating... The only way I can possibly reconcile this move is if it lands the Bears a solid veteran safety. But then again, the reason the Bears have a gaping hole back there in the first place is because they dumped another leader on and off the field in Mike Brown. I just don't see how this improves the team unless it lands the Bears a more than solid O-Lineman or Saftey... Good luck stopping the run now Hot Rod.... AHhHH!! We'll miss you Alex, best of luck wherever you end up... Still in shock.

  • In reply to Shady:

    Stupid is as stupid does shady my man.

    No matter what the dude says he's already proven over and over that he's an imbecile and that he simple can't (or won't) make the right decisions. He continues to defy reason and logic.

  • In reply to IrishBearsFan:

    BTW, Jebus Christ,

    Johnny W and Irish are taking things to the next level (especially you Irish). You two have been fucking on fire and slaying me on the second half of this string. Brilliant stuff lads.

    I quite obviously need to raise my game and stop just posting stream of consciousness and mundane mind diarrhea. Well done.

    20 points each!

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    If that guys over 50, his posts read like a 12 year old's.

    Good riddance. I was on my way to finding a new blog.

    Sigh of relief.

    But seriously, don't die. Just stay quieter.

  • In reply to JohnGalt:

    Hey Willie, get help now, while you still can punky Boy!! You are not a true Bear fan obviously, by deleting comments that dont go along with your wishes. You are the weakest pusss as you just delete comments rather than face up to them,boy.. I have heard you accused of being other entities as well, as you are here,But you are just a Punky boy, looking for attention, Ha,ha,ha..

  • In reply to hollywood1:


    Ive heard several ideas regarding the overtime, including the one you wrote above. Just to play devil's advocate, the response on heard in relation to the "fifth quarter" concept was essentially this:

    You would lose all sense of urgency at the end of games. Why would a team try to win the game, if they know they will just end up with the ball where it stands. It would also kill the 2 minute drill concept.

    One other idea in relation to the overtime changes, was to have two coin flips at the beginning of the game. This way, you know who stands to receive in overtime before it starts, and this MAY change your approach to the end of the game.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    They still need to gain first downs. The urgency to gain yardage still exists. I think it makes the chess game that much more convoluted. If they are inside the 20, it certainly behooves the defense to try to sack the QB or tackle people for a loss. It also makes the rest of the game that much more urgent.

  • I'm all out of bullshit and sunshine for that guy Doc.

    For anyone else who wants to believe in complex strateegery perpetrated by lovie I wish you luck

  • Tombstone...Ike Clanton

  • Definitely a well behaved little boy, Doc. Maybe that was the problem.

    Do you think Rex is a virgin ? He always seemed like a virgin to me. He did not have the demeanour or swagger of a man who like to tickle tummy buttons from the inside. He was more 'Stable Kenny' than Kenny Stabler.

    Maybe that's why he sucked so much ...

  • Flag - False start and illegal procedure.

    Can't assign yourself points (or demerits for that matter) Doc.

    You should know that, you

  • Okay, I did my own research. According to the all-knowing Wiki, Devin has 4 TDs on 94 kickoff return attempts and 7 TDS on 121 punt return attempts (through 2008). However, those numbers don't include the returned FG, which I would argue was much more like a kickoff return than a punt return (starting in end zone). Counting that one, he scored 5.3% of the time on KO's and 5.8% of the time on punt returns. You can argue that that greatly favors the punts since there are plenty of punts out of bounds and fair catches. However, I did not include 2009 stats which would have added a bunch of punt returns and ZERO returns for TDs, so that probably balances out. He WAS as good on kickoff returns as he was on punt returns. Against a good punter, he has far less time to make his moves on a punt than he does on a kickoff, and his blockers have less of an ability to set up blocks. To me it's a no-brainer, especially since he wasn't able to hit the home run on the punts last year. Why not try?

    I happen to love the new OT rule, and hope that they'll extend it to regular season games next year. I think that makes it almost completely fair - if you can't stop the team that wins the coin toss and hold them from a TD, you don't deserve to win. Conversely, the team that wins the coin toss and simply moves the ball 20 or so yards and then has the good kicker to hit the field goal, they don't deserve to win based on that. I think this is better than a whole added quarter - the sudden death aspect of it (which I would argue is exciting) is still maintained, without the unfairness of win coin toss + 20 yards = win game by 3.

    Just wondering, has Vasher landed anywhere yet?

    For anyone who cares, I apologize for being AWOL for so long. My life has gotten insanely busy (good busy, but busy nonetheless). I still wear all my Bears gear everywhere (probably need to replace my Bears crocs, they're losing their sponginess), still representing the Orange and Blue down here in the Lone Star State. Can't wait for the end of the disastrous Lovie regime (okay 2006 was pretty good, but TOO LONG GONE).

    Thanks to all for providing great entertainment to read! Irish and MB and Albert and Lobo and Doc and Johnny have kind of taken over now, and deservedly so! You guys carry the torch well! Hope to be able to come in more often, I'll work at it!

    BEAR DOWN MOFOS!!!!!!!!

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:

    Phil, come back man. Congrats on getting more busy.

    Rumor has it down here that the Chargers are taking a serious look. Should be interesting.

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:

    Oh and a resounding HAHAHAHA to the posts above in reference to certain 'fan' with a number associated to his name

    Im not gonna lie, I felt like he may have been a mole.

    Too many Lol's and exclamation points. I dont think he had the intestinal fortitude to make it in this blog...

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:

    Does anyone else remember the Devin four-step "spin move" of last year? The guy ran in a damn circle...

    I get nervous everytime a punt heads his way, and not for the other team. Whoever mentioned the benefits of no decision making on KR gets +1000000. The guy has the IQ of my left nut, without the testosterone.

    He's scared to get hit. He can't decide when to let the ball bounce out of bounds. Calls fair catches with 15 yards of free space. Overall shit show nearly everytime.

    If you run backwards, you don't deserve to return punts.

    Get this guy returning kick-offs.

    Oh, and no to Alex, but yes to Greg? Lovie, go play with #16 and maybe you can catch an overdose.

  • In reply to JohnGalt:


  • In reply to JohnGalt:

    Whats your problem Willie Boy? You punk ass bitch??? I have grown tired of your troll comments to me all the time. Listen you piece of shiht, if you have a problem with me and want to work it out, let me know fuhcker!!! Whats with the overdose comment, or always telling people not to feed the bear fan. I was left disabled by an incompetent doctor and dont find your comment amusing. So shut your Fucking mouth bitch and worry about your own pathetic existance. I hate punks like you sitting behind your little computer, and slinging insults at bloggers who did nothing to you. I tried to ignore you the first 4-5 times you insulted me, but it is personal now, lets settle it in person, or shut your Puss!!! GO BEARS! BEAR THE FUHCK DOWN!!

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:

    Oh, and that was supposed to be "ball bounce into the end zone" not "ball bounce out of bounds".

  • In reply to PhilfromSATX:

    That was me willie. And I wasnt even joking a little bit...

    I want him making the fewest number of decisions during the game as possible.

  • In reply to Dmband:


  • In reply to Dmband:

    Oh, and in honor of our friend, BearsFan, I give you today's 'we need a safety' news...

    Interview yesterday with Lance Briggs, he said "Yeah I like the moves we made, but there are still moves to be made"..

    like what Lance?

    "We need a safety. A veteran safety."

    Something tells me when the best player on defense says that, without hestiation, he knows they are going to get SOMEONE.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    MB, this is what you're doing, this is what I want you to do. +10 to whoever gets it.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    I had no clue... so I googled it, but I'm still not sure.

    I don't want to ruin it for anyone who knows without google.

    If it's from what I think it is, GREAT movie, and great character.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Lovie is really Pastachio Disgiusi.

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    #16, where are you? Movie trivia. +10 for anyone that knows the title............Warriors, come out and play.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Those holo-deck episodes are weird man ...

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Just when you start to think you can be optimistic again, they pull another move that's not only stupid, but doesn't even seem to have a purpose. Why get rid of Brown? Why move the only consistent (notice the lack of superlatives) tackle you've got to end and dump the reliable one you've already got?

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Hmmmm... wonder if this was perhaps the result of a negotiation when they were mulling over the JP move - maybe they said the only way they'd do the big bucks is if they didn't have to spend it on AB - of course $5MM/year doesn't sound like that much, but according to 2009 figures, Izzy makes a salary of $1.75MM and Anderson just over $1MM, Gilbert $310M. Maybe the queen bee said fine, I'll pay the Peppers money but you've got to save bucks on the other side. And our fine judges of personnel said, NO PROBLEM BOSS LADY, Izzy plus Anderson plus Gilbert equals 1 Alex Brown and we'll save you $5.5MM between this year and next.

    Just a hypothesis. The timing is also interesting - the same site I used for these salaries (

    shows that AB made $750M this year, he's obviously running off an old deal and the new deal starts up this coming year, $5MM for 2010 and $5.5MM for 2011.

    In my opinion those dollars are a bargain for him but maybe not to them...

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    The Bears needs some Energico.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Bears trying to trade Alex Brown = no sense.

    The guy has started over 120 consecutive games and would really excel opposite #90.


    Bears 4 Life


  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Brown's release "a whopping lie"

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Hey Trac, I am here man, thanks for asking Brother, thanks to the others for asking as well, I appreciate it. I apologize for my Bi-Polar Bear episode earlier in this blog with Willie Boy! But I am sick of this Chump taking shots at me all the time. I dont give fans shiht, all I do is talk Bears, and like to converse with other true Bear fans. I dont EVER start trouble, I learned respect, at an early age. BUT Willie Boy making a joke about me over-dosing, just put me through the roof! Thank god he wasnt within my reach, or I would be behind bars again! My disability and Chronic pain are not a laughing matter. Maybe giving him some Chronic pain of his own, will give him a different perspective on life & teach some respect. I go out of my way to be nice, I love Bear fans. But when I am confronted by these pathetic pansy Losers that like to attack other bloggers, I go Bi-Polar, I have Bi-Polar issues as it is. I do well with it, unless some Punk gets my blood pressure raised, by attacking me! I had to leave the Sundowners biker club 2 years ago, as my Bi-Polar issues caused me to hurt too many people as well as 4 years behind bars for almost killing a guy. I have been rehabbing hard, and I am trying to do good and move on without incident or Violence, but some people just ask for it! I have been sick the last few days but I am back, thanks for asking. Hey Trac, you are good for this blog man, I hope you continue to post on here,as well as Crown,Bam,Irish,FDQ,DM,Murph,MB & Johnny Waffle among others. Bear fans Fuhckin Rock!!!!! Go Bears!!

  • In reply to MB30SD:

    Extra, Extra, read all about it.

  • In reply to MB30SD:


    Agree completely. HUGE fail if they only have it for the playoffs...

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Good luck Wale. You didn't live up to the hype coming from Miami, but you were a solid player and leader on and off the field.

    AB is also one of my favorite players on and off the tundra. I think he tied Briggs for having the most passion and desire to win last year. Dude hates losing, you can see it on his face, and I love guys like that. The only upside is it could mean Melton or Gilbert are ready to contribute. I'm ready to see what pool boy and Melton have. I just hope this move isn't driven by Marinelli's boner for Anderson. Marinelli and Lovie think they can mold the kid back to his rookie form and both said they saw a lot of improvement last year. Really? How? Where? From what I saw, da kid couldn't shed tackles and took the worst angles to the QB that I've ever seen.

    This move also seems to be based on Lovie's idea of moving Izzy Idon to D end permanently. I love Izzy's athleticism and versatility, I just don't know if Izzy is quick enough or can learn all the swim and power moves that ends use before the season starts. But, if he works at end, imagine Izzy on one end and Peppers on the other.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:


    I think the problem with that theory is that it would fundamentally change the game....I dont think they wanted to change the game. Just improve the OT, IF a game goes to overtime.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    If there going to change the OT rules, they better amend them before the season to implement them in the regular season as well. It would be too confusing and lead to inconsistent and unfair results if these rules only apply when playoff time comes. If their going to change it, it should be uniform in the regular season so that teams can learn the new rules, get familiar with them and strategize around them by the time playoffs arrive. It would be a shame if these gimmicky rules only apply in the post-season.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Who is: Crown during a halftime sex romp?

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    I am still crown during halftime BJs. Last years reverse cowboy during the Steelers game is something I'll never forget, which was capped with the W. During romps I consider myself to have the Worm's energy during the 97-98 Bulls run, the intensity of Ray Lewis on game days, the length and girth of Greg Oden (I too wear doo-rags while naked), the persuasive abilities of Obama, and the swag and gracefulness of Sweetness.

  • In reply to crowntheirass:

    cowGIRL! The weekend can't come soon enough.

  • In reply to crowntheirass:

    Crown. Brilliant!

    100 points. I forgot that was you! nice!

    Also, glad you cleared that up. Was a little scared.

  • In reply to ImissButkus:

    Princess bride? Inigo Montoya?

  • In reply to Dmband:

    i think it is the career longevity thing regarding kickoffs. He was running for a contract but now if he goes balls out on a kickoff or punt and gets worked the current NFL contract structure is not there to protect him. he only has his guaranteed money to fall back on if does a Frank Mir on his leg and can't play again. I have to believe that the mental aspect has something to do with it. Also, the 4 step spin around worked great against Duke.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    I've got the worst cold I've ever had, too much noise on here.

  • In reply to Dmband:

    and +100000? I finally have enough points MB!

    Carcinogens here I come!

  • In reply to Dmband:

    DM, as I told doc above, unfortunately you can't administer points to yourself. They have to be officially sanctioned and dispensed by another blog-brother.

    That being said, and due to your obvious affinity for carcinogens... 500 points for the effort!

    You're almost there DM.

  • I will make this rant short and sweet:

    How do you get rid of guys without having suitable replacements ready to step in?

    1. Get rid of Mike Brown and substitute...Bullocks,Steltz,Payne? Are you fucking kidding me? Brown wasn't in his prime but he was finally healthy after not ending the season with some sort of major rehab ahead of him.
    2. Get rid of Alex Brown and substitute...Mark fucking Anderson? Izzie? Izzie is a project and i want him to do well but AB was our captain last year and one of the only consistent performers.
    3. Roach over Williams? If I were Williams I would be utterly depressed about how my career has played out. Our coaching staff has totally wasted at least 3 years of this guys career.
    4. Hester off of returns? He was only on pace to be the best returner in the history of football. i'm think i'm getting light headed.
    5. Bubble screens to 2 of the fastest fucking receivers in the league in Hester and Knox? Don't know how to coach? Then just fake it and watch a goddamn Eagles game on how to use those two guys.
    6. Only rolling Cutler out of the pocket in the last 2 games of the season and not utilizing his mobility during the early part of the year? A 4th grader playing Madden could figure that out by looking at Cutler's speed rating.
    7. Manning is still being considered as a defensive option? Have the coaches been watching our game films during the week or am i just in the fucking twilight zone? Manning has no defensive instincts...oh my god i just took a percoset and bought a bottle of Jameson.
    8. Josh Bullocks was tendered an offer instead of tenderly being told that he sucks? Meanwhile we ignore Atogwe, Sharper, Rolle, Harper, my 4 year old niece, my old ass neighbor who has macular degeneration brought on by a lack of leafy green vegetables in his diet, Doug Plank, Chuck Cecil and #16. I am so drunk right not worth living...need Safety...go get him bears...heart failing..see bright light..grandma? left arm hurts...just pressed my life

  • In reply to hollywood1:

    50 points

  • yo i'm at a lost at this shit. honestly....can't even think of a response. really want to kill the managers of this team.

  • Moving AB is a very STUPID FUCKING MOVE. We are not deep at DE. Just because you signed Peppers doesn't mean you can rely on players that haven't played and/or have played poorly recently to shore up the other end spot. Alex Brown is a consummate professional and one of the leaders that always faces the music when other players won't. He is more of a leader than Urlacher by far. I hope this doesn't go through. I think he could have a strong year opposite Peppers. Again, this better not be due to Marinelli's hard-on for Anderson. Nelli was supposed to have last year to bring #97 back to life. Didn't happen, and I don't know why it would this year. Can someone please explain how Lovie and Marinelli both were impressed with Anedrson's play last year and saw great improvements? Again, he can't shed a tackle and takes the worst and longest routes to the QB. Offensive linemen have learned that if you can get a hand on him, he's not gonna get pressure.

  • the only thing i was laughing at was that he was partying like Corey Haim the last time i saw him posting. i'm giggling just thinking about it. i love his enthusiasm for the Bearssssssssssss but i also love laughing my ass off at work so i have to try to balance those 2 items.

  • Hmmm, who do you think the "veteran QB" might be?

    Did Bulger play for Martz? Who else is a QB that played for Martz that actually liked him?

  • karma is a beeeyotch and once they let Brown go, Izzie or Mark "i have no idea what the word 'contain' means" Anderson will get hurt and we will be screwed. You don't get rid of players that produce and that represent everything that true fans respect. Now, if they are freeing up cap room for a veteran safety that would ask for roughly 5 million (Atogwe) or another veteran safety costing about 2 million (Sharper)and a guard, does that change things?

  • +1

    And if we're dumping Cindy Crawford we'd better be getting a young Bo Derek in return. Audi.

  • Hey BAM, thanks for the props Brother, I do appreciate it. Great fans like you make me want to come back, where these Trolls make me want to Combat!! Being Bi-Polar & a bit crazy, makes it hard enough, especially with Chumps like Willie Boy!! But the great Bear fans like you make me want to come back, thanks all. GO BEARS!!

  • Well I just found out who Willie Boy is, it is JEFF!!!! because all my replies to him have been deleted, and he has the power to do that. Thanks Jeff, I used to have more respect for you than that!!! Who else do you post under??

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