The perfect stocking stuffer!
The back of the shirt just reads DaBearsBlog and has the ChicagoNOW logo. Both small. Images coming up soon. Buy one!
FORGET the new covette with the hot blonde nyphomaniac who owns a liqour store!
I just found something I want even MORE!
ehh I am not so sure about it, I get it BEAR DOWN. But will most people get it, or will they think I have a bear in my pants or that I think bears suck and I am wearing an anti-PITA type down with all bears shirt? If it was the bear head from the Bears site maybe, I dunno. Also you should have had a bunch of the guys names from the original site going down the back, then I would buy one anyway.
Ordered me one. Thanks!
I have to echo FTW's comments. People will assume you hae a bear in your pants....wait..Im sure there is some way I can spin that...
Either way, its a clever way to get around the whole, trademark, merchandising nonsense.
Laughing my @ss off at the Bear in Pants thing...that's what I thought of too, but that's just a bonus!
Either they get it or they think you have Smokey the Bear in your undies - either way, you win!
I'm in for one!
Halloween is Saturday night. The Bears must have thought it was last Sunday when they showed up and masqueraded as an NFL Team.
Here are detailed instructions for a couple of quick costume, courtesy of DEADSPIN:
1) Peter King - Stuff a pillowcase under your shirt, carry around a
Macbook Air and cup of coffee.
2) Steve Phillips - Staple an ugly female friend to your body.
BWAHAHAHAHAH - the PK one is too true...like I give a sh!t what he thinks of the coffee at Denver International on Tuesday mornings.
Seriously. Someone tell Phillips if you are going to put your whole life on the line personally and professionally, at least make it worth it....
plus, hot girls usually dont flip out like that....actually, check that, all girls flip out....so...yeah.
gonna order one on the 10th. and is the shirt black or dark navy blue? thanks bro
Several quotes i came up with for the shirts that made me laugh out loud at work.
"Is that a BEAR in your pants or are you just happy to see me"
"Your private parts are in danger...there are Bears in these woods"
"My cock is so big that it would take a Bear to satisfy me...a huge female Bear"
"Eat my huge Bear cock you fucking ViQueen."
"It is what you thought you thought it was...IT IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...a huge Bear cock in my pants!"
Johnny, I know how much you like your cock sucking references, especially when it comes to Farve and the media. Think of this link as being written by Farve.
Here's another funny one for ya.
i just made that site a favorite of mine
Clever pricing at 19.85 - Super Bowl special Bears fans.
Not just the regular pricing - the buy 2, get Walter Payton...buy 3, get Dick Butkus pricing is pretty funny too...
I'm sure it has been -killing- Jeff for somebody to catch that. Me and Shady are awaiting our "no-prizes" in the mail, 'natch.
thank u boys
I don't really want to fuck a bear...
C'mon Ghost! live a little! a man hasn't really tested his limits unless he has tried to molest a deadly animal.
I've bagged my share of bufforillas, boys. That's as wild as I get.
For laymen: Bufforilla is a combination between a buffalo and a gorilla. We've all seen 'em.
If ever there was a sentence that had to be preceded by the word "laymen", that was it.
Huzzah, Ghost, huzzah.
Can you tell that some of us are in that weird post-traumatic giddy stage now?
Exhibit A - Bufforillas
Exhbit B - Johnny Waffle's predilection for bears...naked bears.
My God.......reading the comments on this thread is the single funniest thing I've done all year, bar none. Bufforillas.........that's going in my personal collection. I needed this after last Sunday, great way to ease the tension. That shirt is priceless. It's a party starter. J "Waffle", next time I'm home I'm watching the game and drinking with you. Ghost, I don't want to fuck a bear either. We're all punch-drunk, aren't we?
Matty, I think you'll want to make sure you shave before you pound beers back with Johnny Waffle. Just saying.
It could be worse...we could be debating the merits of Vince Young over Kerry Collins.
Being a Titans fan this year must suck on an epic scale.
Since it's almost halloween, how about this for a scare story. We all wake up and find out that Jeff is really Brent Musburger.
I must be slow... I didn't get the concept of the shirt until I read it here... Thinking it was Bear in my pants too... sure that it couldn't be "down with Bears"... missed the $19.85 reference too. Not sure if I will be wearing this outside of the house, but it didn't slow down my Paypal purchase! Anything for you Jeff!
Thanks again for everything you do!!! You have a legion of DBB fans waiting to mobilize, at your command!!!
BEAR DOWN!!! (in my pants)
To get back to the article, Tommie Harris sucks. I had really hoped that Dusty was going to be our modern-day Steve McMichael, but he fucked out too. But at least he did not soak the franchise for 100 times what he's worth, like Harris.
Cut Tommie already.
How about "Bear with me".
The t-shirt would be even more of a conversation item on a women. They might think you have some sort of un-kept forest in the nether region or who in the hell knows what they are going to think but it will get some attention.
The Onion mention above made me remember some of the funny Favre stories on there. If you do a search for "Favre" they turn up. Check out one of the latest ones http://www.theonion.com/content/news/espn_completely_misses_brett_favre
This Onion article is classic. ESPN is brutal. You know it's gotten ridiculous when a writer at the Onion feels the lunacy should be addressed.
Not to rain on the fun (JW and CTA, very funny stuff. Laughed out loud), but I found this interesting from Mayer's interview of JA this morning on the Bears site:
Does a loss like that force you to re-evaluate what you thought you knew about your team?
It only counts as one loss. That
Sorry, here's the full interview: http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=6246
I kinda don't know what to say regarding DA SHIRT. Question. Being a former printing guy...have you gone to press yet or can Authors Alterations(AA's) be made? Come to think of it, I don't really know how Bear Down could be "imaged correctly". It's a toughie. Do think it'll get folks laid though which is always a good thing. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Berrrss!
The shirt screams "touch my big hairy bear-like penis"
Or my penis is ready to ravage you like a bear......Or my penis has ferocious bear qualities......or I'm a bear down there. That's all I got.
Beekman taking 1st-string reps this week. Thank GOD: http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4602540&campaign=rss&source=CHICAGOHeadlines&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
I will put Consort for men hairspray on my bear like penis.
I find it equally funny how, when reading the comments, its a good mix of just hilarious nonsense, followed by very serious commentary on the Bears as if the previous post never took place.
If I have to watch the game with my girl, she knows not to talk too much so I can focus on my Bears. I do like a nice halftime bj though. This shirt will give her nice game day directions. The Bear signals that it is time to be silent, the down signals, well self-explanatory. Thanks Jeff, I think I'll grab one.
"Since it's almost halloween, how about this for a scare story. We all wake up and find out that Jeff is really Brent Musburger. "
Coming from a guy with the username "CAK" (say it in a deep Chicago accent, with a long A - rhyme with back) ; ))
extremely clever use of a regional dialect (Superfanish) and the explanation of the pronunciation
Can I get that logo on a superhero codpiece?
(you know....for Halloween?)
I like the shirts. Understated and to the point (intended, naturally).
I also like that Beekman is getting reps, and that nobody is talking in the locker room about any changes that may be taking place. Everyone is acting guilty as hell and pleadin' the Fifth.
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