Posts tagged "Twins"

Crosstown Haiku: Best. Weekend. Ever.

Crosstown Haiku: Best. Weekend. Ever.
Nothing is so sweet As when a trip to Wrigley Results in a sweep   The White Sox brought some power to Wrigley Field this weekend. Eight home runs and stellar pitching made it almost seem too easy, as the Sox swept the Cubs at Wrigley Field for the first time in over a decade.... Read more »

Crosstown Haiku: Worst. Weekend. Ever.

Crosstown Haiku: Worst. Weekend. Ever.
Endless frustration Utter humiliation An embarrassment   If Kerry Wood hadn’t decided to retire on Friday, there would have been virtually nothing enjoyable for Cubs fans this entire weekend at Wrigley Field. For the first time since 1999, the Cubs were swept by the White Sox at Wrigley Field. And for the first time in... Read more »

White Sox In Haiku: White Sox 4, Twins 3

White Sox In Haiku: White Sox 4, Twins 3
What did we just see Sox defeat Minnesota In bottom of ninth
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White Sox In Haiku: Twins 8, White Sox 5

White Sox In Haiku: Twins 8, White Sox 5
This will be easy Sox lose to Minnesota So what else is new

White Sox In Haiku: Twins 6, White Sox 2

White Sox In Haiku: Twins 6, White Sox 2
Manure, crap, doody Sox are shit against the Twins Lose again six two

White Sox Series in Haiku: Twins 2, White Sox 0, Rain 1

Sox lose two of three And the really sad thing is First game was rained out
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White Sox in Haiku: Twins 3, We Sucks 2

It’s come to this for White Sox fans, who came out to watch their team lose again on Wednesday. (Phil Velasquez, Chicago Tribune / May 4, 2011) What is there to say Finish homestand one and five Now MLB’s worst

White Sox in Haiku: Twins 1, White Sox 0

Twins lefty Francisco Liriano delivers a pitch during the fifth inning against the White Sox on Tuesday. (Brian Cassella, Chicago Tribune / May 3, 2011) A no good haiku…….Liriano no-hits Sox Losing streak begins

White Sox in Haiku: Twins 8, White Sox 5

Paul Konerko is hit by a pitch by Twins starter Carl Pavano in the 1st inning. (Scott Strazzante, Chicago Tribune / September 16, 2010) Face it!!  Sox are done Konerko proved his toughness Now has time to heal   Sox needed a sweep Instead of being the broom They were the dust pan
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White Sox in Haiku: Twins 9, White Sox 3

It’s getting uglySox lose nine to three again Time is running out