Posts tagged "Tom Gorzelanny"

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Braves 4

  Once again, the Tribune didn’t sent a photographer to Wrigley Field on Saturday Gorzelanny sharp Andrew Cashner not so much But Marmol saves it

Cubs in Haiku: Reds 3, Cubs 0

Lou seems to be crying at the thought of having to sit through 53 more Cubs game before retiring to Florida. (Chicago Tribune photo by Phil Velasquez) Tom Gorzelanny The victim of Cubs offense Or the lack thereof Another quality start wasted.  Gozelanny gave up just 3 runs on 4 hits in 7 innings.  But... Read more »

Cubs in Haiku: Cubs 7, Dodgers 3

Tom Gorzelanny notched his 4th win on Friday in LA Sweet Lou ejected Soto and A-Ram home runs Like the good old days The Cubs won’t get swept And could split with the Dodgers By winning Sunday That’s nice in short term But after the Cubs first half Too little, too late

Cubs In Haiku: Pirates 2, Cubs 0

Larry Rothschild tries to console Tom Gorzelanny, Wednesday’s victim of the failure of the Cubs offense to do … well … anything … (Tribune photo by Phil Velasquez) Against the Pirates Cubs scored four runs in three games Lucky they won one Five times on Wednesday Lead off batter got on base But none of... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Mariners 2

Just enough offense From the Cubs lineup Thusday But Lilly got screwed Has quality start Six innings and just one run Then leaves with score tied Marmol in the ninth Pitches himself into jam And then out again Cubs score in thirteenth Creating win for Grabow If the bullpen holds Howry gets two outs Then... Read more »

Bullpen Haiku: Zambrano To Pitch Relief

Carlos Zambrano will be waving goodbye to his starting role Starting on FridayThe new Cubs bullpen pitcherCarlos Zambrano I’m very surprisedLou says “Because of his stuff”And Z says “okay” Shouldn’t be Cubs “Ace”But he should be a starterNot a reliever How many slow startsHave we seen from the big manDuring recent years? I hope that... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Reds 3, Cubs 1

Grabow, Caridad Waste Gorzelanny’s good start More bullpen failure

Disabled Haiku: Ramirez and Gorzelanny

Is Jake Fox our new third baseman? We’ll know late this weekIf A-Ram’s sore shoulder willRequire more time off On the pitching frontIt looks like GorzelannyWill pitch next weekend Is that a good thing?The new Cub had one good startLast night? Not so much.

Nicknames In Haiku: Tom Gorzelanny

Tom Gorzelanny Pitching in Denver tonight Needs a good nickname Some have called him “Sloth” I think we can do better Any ideas?

Lefties In Haiku: Grabow and Gorzellany Now Cubs

Two new left-handers Grabow and Gorzellany Now wear Cubby Blue So long, Kevin Hart Bye to Jose Ascanio And Josh Harrison Good trade for the Cubs? Some people seem to think so Only time will tell And here’s a haiku from @JoeGizzle, with whom I attended yesterday’s game: The Cubs traded Hart As he pitched... Read more »