Tag: Steroids

Steroids In Haiku: Manny Ramirez Retires

Tribune Photo By Scott Strazzante To avoid drug tests The former White Sox DH Is calling it quits MLB has announced: “Major League Baseball recently notified Manny Ramirez of an issue under Major League Baseball’s Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program,” the statement said. “Rather than continue with the process under the Program, Ramirez has... Read more »

Asterisks In Haiku: Mark McGwire Was Juiced

(Insert snarky caption here) Photo for the Tribune by Whitney Curtis / July 8, 2009 Now McGwire admitsHe cheated in ’98Setting the record If Roger MarisHad an asterisk for hisMcGwire should have two The news? Not a shockBut it’s a bit surprisingHe would admit itYes boys and girls, the Cardinals new hitting coach is a... Read more »