Tag: Mike Martz

Cutler In Haiku: Forget The Damn Injury

Tribune Photo by Brian Cassella When can we discuss Cutler’s zero point first half Not his injury? He’s not a “pussy” Just a shitty quarterback But you knew that, right? As I write this, two of the most popular posts on ChicagoNow are about fans complaining that Jay Cutler should have toughed it out and... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Redskins 17, Bears 14

It seems like we’re not going to see one of these again for a long, long time (Tribune photo of 1985 Bears at halftime Sunday by Scott Strazzante) Who to blame this time Cutler, Lovie, Tice, or Martz? Regardless, they suck.

Offensive Haiku: It's Mike Martz

The Bears hire Mike MartzAs the new offensive coachIs this the answer? Does Cutler approve?After dinner in NashvilleI guess that he does.