Posts tagged "Kevin Hart"

Starters In Haiku: A Bad Day At Wrigley

Yesterday’s startersAre no longer on the teamsFor which they had pitched Ex-Cub Kevin HartHas swapped his blue pinstripes forPirate black and gold But poor Russ OrtizWho got pounded by the CubsDoesn’t have a home @Adambuckled asksIf this is the first time thatSuch a thing happened

Lefties In Haiku: Grabow and Gorzellany Now Cubs

Two new left-handers Grabow and Gorzellany Now wear Cubby Blue So long, Kevin Hart Bye to Jose Ascanio And Josh Harrison Good trade for the Cubs? Some people seem to think so Only time will tell And here’s a haiku from @JoeGizzle, with whom I attended yesterday’s game: The Cubs traded Hart As he pitched... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Reds 3

Kevin Hart looks good Aaron Heilman? Not so much But Gregg saves the day  Is Cubs offense back?  Seven Wrigley Field home runs In the last two games

Cubs In Haiku: Braves 4, Cubs 1

Hart’s first big league start Five innings, four hits, one run Quality! Wasted. (sound familiar?)

Cubs In Haiku: A-Ram Returns

David Banks, Chicago Tribune Ramirez returnsFrom the DL, along withJohnson and Guzman Who goes to Des Moines?Likely Hart and Samardzija Micah or Sam Fuld