Posts tagged "ESPN"

Let It Rest In Haiku: Bartman and The Goat

Plans were announced for  Bartman documentary On ESPN Then in Florida Marlins mascot brought a goat Out onto the field Can’t they let it rest? I don’t believe in curses I’m tired of Bartman

Cubs In Haiku: ESPN <3s Pujols

On ESPN They just love them some Pujols He’s great, I know, but …  On Baseball Tonight, a preview of tonight’s game was basically more Pujols kissing. After the obligatory “greatest player ever” and reminding us that Joe Morgan is in the Hall of Fame (I think Morgan’s contract requires that it be mentioned at... Read more »