Archive for January 2013

Haiku Curmudgeon: The Cubs, The CTA, and Google Offers

Haiku Curmudgeon: The Cubs, The CTA, and Google Offers
  Subway Roll Canvas? Contains zero subway stops Mostly neighborhoods   The featured item today’s “Google Offers” email is something called a “Subway Roll Canvas“. For the low, low price of $89 you can get a 50×17 piece of canvas stretched over a wood frame, allegedly a $299 value. The seller’s website claims that the... Read more »

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach
It certainly isn’t breaking news that the Chicago Bears have settled on a new head coach – Marc Trestman, who comes to Chicago by way of the Montreal Aloutettes of the CFL. You probably know about his 59-31 record over five seasons in Montreal, with two championships. His last NFL job was in Miami almost... Read more »

Taxes In Haiku: Republican Leader Says Norquist Decides For Them

 Taxes In Haiku: Republican Leader Says Norquist Decides For Them
  Concerning taxes GOPher admits their leader Is Grover Norquist   Sunday on Meet The Press, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell admitted that when it comes to deciding what constitutes a tax increase, the Republican Party simply asks Grover Norquist and follows his instructions. In the midst of McConnell’s Palin-esque repetition of talking point after... Read more »
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2013 In Haiku: Happy New Year

2013 In Haiku: Happy New Year
So did I manage To be the first CN post In twenty thirteen?