Archive for October 2012

Hall Of Famer In Haiku: Not Jewish

 Hall Of Famer In Haiku: Not Jewish
  Adam Sandler’s song Not as Jewish as we thought Carew’s a gentile   According to Heeb … In an interview (well, more like an accosting) with gossip site TMZ, legendary baseball star Rod Carew is prodded for his thoughts on Sandler’s ode to Jewish celebrity – in particular the verse: O.J. Simpson //not a... Read more »

Farewell In Haiku: Len and Bob Split Up

Farewell In Haiku: Len and Bob Split Up
  Brenly and Kasper One of few bright spots this year And now, Bob is gone   An awful season But Len and Bob entertained Made some sad fans smile   Today it was made official – Bob Brenly is leaving Chicago and wlll almost certainly end up in the Diamondback’s broadcast booth, providing his... Read more »

Kippah In Haiku: A-Rod's Yarmukle?

Kippah In Haiku: A-Rod's Yarmukle?
For some Yankees fans A kippah signed by A-Rod Could be appealing   But they might prefer To bid on a yarmulke Signed by Ibañez     Was A-Rod autographing Jewish ritual garb in the dugout as he watched Raul Ibañez win Wednesday’s game for the Yankees? I just received email notification from my favorite... Read more »
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Bad Ideas In Haiku: Cubs Want More Empty Seats At Wrigley

Bad Ideas In Haiku: Cubs Want More Empty Seats At Wrigley
  Fifty-six more seats Fixty-six more unsold tix Eighty-six this plan   According to Crains Chicago Business … The Chicago Cubs are planning to add 56 seats behind home plate by moving the brick wall three feet closer to the field, the team confirmed Tuesday. The proposed renovation, which is on the meeting agenda for... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Looking For A Bright Side

Cubs In Haiku: Looking For A Bright Side
One hundred losses But let’s look at the bright side There’s a bright side, right?   No … there isn’t.